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Tonight's Agenda: Deciding our path forward

>1 person=1 MP
>1 MP=1 vote
>MP has name, trip and a party
>Name like this Name [Party] ##tripcode
>only MPs with a secure trip count for votes and quorum
>if no party just put [Independent]
>Once a quorum of 20 MPs is present or after 30 minutes with a quorum of 10 MPs present, parliament elects a president and a speaker (to replace me). Speaker election is first.
>President motions for legislation to be brought to a vote, can decide which legislation to bring before parliament. Speaker actually manages the thread.
>President may delegate another president if he is forced to leave before the session concludes. Speaker may do the same.
>Once every 2 hours, the speaker may call for a vote of no confidence on the president. If this passes, the legislative session is dissolved
>Discussion on voting and the time for voting on legislation is chosen by the speaker
>Speaker records passed legislation, proposed legislation, etc, on the legislative docket
>With a supermajority of 60% you can try to change any of the existing bylaws that govern procedure

The wiki of parliament, use legislative docket and party pages, in the process of being purged:
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The Constitution of our mighty board.

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We'll give an hour for people to show up before we take any official action, willing keep thread bumped until that point.

Checked.

Bump

Joining as an independant

Fag

Wow me #BTFO

Not sure I can recover desu senpai, thanks for bump tho

hello everybody, whos ready for some dank memes?

Welcome to parliament, hopefully we can have an active session to welcome you today.

join the /lgb/ no T party today.

We're a party party that wants to rid the transgender menace from the Sup Forums lesbian, gay, bisexual, and (deleted) board. Take the T out of /lgb(deleted)/ now!

Thank you for this warm welcome good sir, I wish to be of importance soon.

im back niggers

better

dingle, good to see you, hows the propaganda campaign going?

Reporting in

meh not much to show

twitter.com/ParliamentofPol

Who died and appointed you minister of propaganda?

Hiiiiiii White bois~.
I'm Tyrone Dindu, leader of the Pink Panthers, the first Gay Black Nationalist group. Make sure you get your boipucci's ready for this BBC.

fixed

i was voted in nigger

I appoint ministers you don't get "voted in"

Hi, can you please edit your post to remove that racial slur?

There was literally no reason to use it in the context of this thread. It wasn't funny or clever or interesting, you were just being edgy and offensive for no reason. You don't need to try so hard to fit in, you don't need to pretend to be racist or homophobic just because you're posting on Sup Forums. No one knows or cares that you've only been here a short while. Just relax and be yourself.

Thanks in advance.

you dont appoint shit you faggot

oh god do i hate you dyke

Do you hate trannies? If so then we should have an alliance.

Hey that word is hate speech! I have rights!

You're acting really childish right now. We're having a discussion and there's no need for anyone to use racial or derogatory slurs.

I know it's the "in thing" to be edgy. You're trying to "fit in" with the Sup Forums crowd. But you don't need to demean anyone to enjoy Sup Forums. Stop trying so hard and be yourself instead.

Thanks.

no you dont you pink faggot

go away, make your own thread over at about how you dont want transgender-ism to be part of the movement.

DAS RACISSSS YOU MUTHAFUCKIN SMALL DICK WHITE BOI

try me cunt

No.

GO TO HELL YOU FUCKING MONKEY FAGGOT

I'm the elected führer of this Parliament nigger. You aren't minister of anything kill yourself

I'm surprised this Pinochet picture isn't a meme yet.

WHO THE FUCK APPOINTS A CHINK AS FURER

>I'm the elected führer of this Parliament nigger. You aren't minister of anything kill yourself
The emperor has spoken. Long live emperor Kai Leng.

join my party

OOGA BOOGA IMMA RAPE YOU YOUR MEN AND KEK YOUR WIMENZ

FUK U M8

Tbh

hi autism poliament give me (you)s please

Joining up. Tell me about the active parties.

no

hey is the chink furer

FUCKING WHITE PPL ALWAYS WANT TO PUT A NIGGAH DOWN

gay

checked.

Here's your (you)

I DONT GOT TO DO WHAT YOU IDIOTS DO TO YOURSELF

(you)'ve been checked.

would you like to join my party good sir, (desu im not very sure if im unironic or ironic about my party but its whatever)

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You're not in a party desu

Nat Soc.
I put forth a proposal to invade Sup Forums and slaughter all the weebs

join my party

WE JUST NEED MO MONEY FOR DDEM PROGRAMS THEN WE CAN ACESS THE POWERS OF MELANIN

Bump.

If possible, I'd like to discuss changes to our Rigged team for this year's Autumn cup.

im done fighting you nigger

oopsie forgot my trip

where are all my fellow conservatives at?

im you but better. join me friend

You're not minister of anything remove that from your trip. If you want to be minister of homosexuality I'll appoint you

desu where is your party tag senpai

sorry forgot tripcode

end yourself faggot

Dingle do you have any dank propaganda for us to post?

Eyo I'm thinking we need more diversity on the team. Crackas ain't even good at sports.
I'll bust a cap in yo ass later

Looking for a party to join fellow SJWs.

you forgot again

I'm a minister of something but I forgot.

Good call

Eyo mah niggah join the pink panthers, the gay black nationalist party

Minister if comfy desu

do you want to rid /lgbt/ of tranny threads?

All of you are degenerates and sodomites, but still not as bad as the Trans. If anything this should decrease the overall degeneracy, not that that makes you normal.

Do I need to make a wiki page for my new super speshul party to be official :^?

yep

thx senpai

Friendly reminder that Dingle isn't minister of anything and the neo facist party is an enemy of natsoc

actually no, we need to make a new wiki since OP said the current wiki is being purged.

i dont listen to the faggot furer
>the neo facist party is an enemy of natsoc
because national socialists are left wing faggots

If I may address the floor, we need to create a dedicated propaganda department to create and post dank memes. This is vital to the defense of the board and the vitality of the memeconomy.

I urge the Fuhrer to appoint an official Minister and Vice Minister of Propaganda and encourage any memesmiths to sign up to serve under it.

Also a Memetics ministry or sub ministry would be a great asset.

the huns are an epidemic and tranny related threads in /lgbt/ are 80% of the current content because they shove it down everyone else's throat. Have a gay man thread? Trannys invade. Have a cis lesbian general? Trannys invade and act as if they are women.

Trannys and feminist trannys must be destroyed. Traps with boipussies are okay.

god damn it i gotta do this garbage again

Whipped this up yesterday when I was bored, figured you might could use it for propaganda or something.

Fuck off negro sodomite, I'm talking about our Logo, plus we got already Alberto and Schlomo

good sir you are disrespecting the emperor. I suggest you calm down and respectfully remove your minister title.

Your current actions bring great dishonor to you and your family.

I'll appoint anyone who posts any original propoganda. Posting le funny eyes Hillary is reddit tier btw

your leader supports niggers

i proposed that we form the propaganda department, (look in the archive if you dont believe me) so i feel its appropriate that i be the minister

o/

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Eyo I propose that 10% of all whitey's incomes be taxed and given to the black community to make up for their years of instatushanal racissm.
There's not even a gay black on the team, and da joos are white

are we gonna do this again?

No, that does not fit with my aspirations of justice for all. More people deserve to live out there hidden tranny desires.

I like this. Nobody fights for human rights more than a Black Gays. Slip me in Tyrone,

do not allow alex jones or trump memes either plz
literally entry level reddit shit