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>1 person=1 MP >1 MP=1 vote >MP has name, trip and a party >Name like this Name [Party] ##tripcode >only MPs with a secure trip count for votes and quorum >if no party just put [Independent] >Once a quorum of 20 MPs is present or after 30 minutes with a quorum of 10 MPs present, parliament elects a president and a speaker (to replace me). Speaker election is first. >President motions for legislation to be brought to a vote, can decide which legislation to bring before parliament. Speaker actually manages the thread. >President may delegate another president if he is forced to leave before the session concludes. Speaker may do the same. >Once every 2 hours, the speaker may call for a vote of no confidence on the president. If this passes, the legislative session is dissolved >Discussion on voting and the time for voting on legislation is chosen by the speaker >Speaker records passed legislation, proposed legislation, etc, on the legislative docket >With a supermajority of 60% you can try to change any of the existing bylaws that govern procedure
We'll give an hour for people to show up before we take any official action, willing keep thread bumped until that point.
Kayden Ortiz
Checked.
John Price
Bump
Noah Thompson
Joining as an independant
Justin Ross
Fag
Colton Bailey
Wow me #BTFO
Not sure I can recover desu senpai, thanks for bump tho
Julian Taylor
hello everybody, whos ready for some dank memes?
Sebastian Morgan
Welcome to parliament, hopefully we can have an active session to welcome you today.
Jacob Martinez
join the /lgb/ no T party today.
We're a party party that wants to rid the transgender menace from the Sup Forums lesbian, gay, bisexual, and (deleted) board. Take the T out of /lgb(deleted)/ now!
Christian Watson
Thank you for this warm welcome good sir, I wish to be of importance soon.
Jace Martin
im back niggers
Christian Hall
better
Caleb Torres
dingle, good to see you, hows the propaganda campaign going?
Who died and appointed you minister of propaganda?
Chase James
Hiiiiiii White bois~. I'm Tyrone Dindu, leader of the Pink Panthers, the first Gay Black Nationalist group. Make sure you get your boipucci's ready for this BBC.
Cooper Sanders
fixed
Joseph Gomez
i was voted in nigger
Adam Mitchell
I appoint ministers you don't get "voted in"
Elijah Fisher
Hi, can you please edit your post to remove that racial slur?
There was literally no reason to use it in the context of this thread. It wasn't funny or clever or interesting, you were just being edgy and offensive for no reason. You don't need to try so hard to fit in, you don't need to pretend to be racist or homophobic just because you're posting on Sup Forums. No one knows or cares that you've only been here a short while. Just relax and be yourself.
Thanks in advance.
Jayden Watson
you dont appoint shit you faggot
Jose Robinson
oh god do i hate you dyke
Wyatt Long
Do you hate trannies? If so then we should have an alliance.
Hudson Hughes
Hey that word is hate speech! I have rights!
Chase Williams
You're acting really childish right now. We're having a discussion and there's no need for anyone to use racial or derogatory slurs.
I know it's the "in thing" to be edgy. You're trying to "fit in" with the Sup Forums crowd. But you don't need to demean anyone to enjoy Sup Forums. Stop trying so hard and be yourself instead.
Thanks.
Jack Powell
no you dont you pink faggot
Connor Hall
go away, make your own thread over at about how you dont want transgender-ism to be part of the movement.
Elijah Rogers
DAS RACISSSS YOU MUTHAFUCKIN SMALL DICK WHITE BOI
Samuel Roberts
try me cunt
Austin Turner
No.
Evan Miller
GO TO HELL YOU FUCKING MONKEY FAGGOT
Ryder Turner
I'm the elected führer of this Parliament nigger. You aren't minister of anything kill yourself
John Nguyen
I'm surprised this Pinochet picture isn't a meme yet.
Isaac Sanchez
WHO THE FUCK APPOINTS A CHINK AS FURER
Charles Hughes
>I'm the elected führer of this Parliament nigger. You aren't minister of anything kill yourself The emperor has spoken. Long live emperor Kai Leng.
Henry Allen
join my party
David Cook
OOGA BOOGA IMMA RAPE YOU YOUR MEN AND KEK YOUR WIMENZ
Carter White
FUK U M8
Aaron Sullivan
Tbh
Jordan Johnson
hi autism poliament give me (you)s please
Grayson Russell
Joining up. Tell me about the active parties.
Blake Powell
no
Robert Cruz
hey is the chink furer
Cooper Wilson
FUCKING WHITE PPL ALWAYS WANT TO PUT A NIGGAH DOWN
Ian Lee
gay
Charles Roberts
checked.
Xavier Wood
Here's your (you)
Mason Hernandez
I DONT GOT TO DO WHAT YOU IDIOTS DO TO YOURSELF
Kevin Morris
(you)'ve been checked.
Liam Green
would you like to join my party good sir, (desu im not very sure if im unironic or ironic about my party but its whatever)
Juan Kelly
...
Kevin Myers
You're not in a party desu
Lincoln Fisher
Nat Soc. I put forth a proposal to invade Sup Forums and slaughter all the weebs
Anthony Fisher
join my party
Thomas Smith
WE JUST NEED MO MONEY FOR DDEM PROGRAMS THEN WE CAN ACESS THE POWERS OF MELANIN
Joshua Hernandez
Bump.
If possible, I'd like to discuss changes to our Rigged team for this year's Autumn cup.
Xavier Jenkins
im done fighting you nigger
Anthony Garcia
oopsie forgot my trip
Grayson Myers
where are all my fellow conservatives at?
Brayden Smith
im you but better. join me friend
Ian Jones
You're not minister of anything remove that from your trip. If you want to be minister of homosexuality I'll appoint you
Nathaniel Wright
desu where is your party tag senpai
David Gonzalez
sorry forgot tripcode
Noah Harris
end yourself faggot
Julian Kelly
Dingle do you have any dank propaganda for us to post?
Matthew Brown
Eyo I'm thinking we need more diversity on the team. Crackas ain't even good at sports. I'll bust a cap in yo ass later
Zachary Rogers
Looking for a party to join fellow SJWs.
Elijah Young
you forgot again
Jordan Stewart
I'm a minister of something but I forgot.
Jacob Torres
Good call
David Robinson
Eyo mah niggah join the pink panthers, the gay black nationalist party
Jose Anderson
Minister if comfy desu
Landon Foster
do you want to rid /lgbt/ of tranny threads?
Kayden Rodriguez
All of you are degenerates and sodomites, but still not as bad as the Trans. If anything this should decrease the overall degeneracy, not that that makes you normal.
Juan Bailey
Do I need to make a wiki page for my new super speshul party to be official :^?
Liam Brown
yep
Justin Flores
thx senpai
Gabriel Sullivan
Friendly reminder that Dingle isn't minister of anything and the neo facist party is an enemy of natsoc
John Morgan
actually no, we need to make a new wiki since OP said the current wiki is being purged.
Jason Peterson
i dont listen to the faggot furer >the neo facist party is an enemy of natsoc because national socialists are left wing faggots
Liam Green
If I may address the floor, we need to create a dedicated propaganda department to create and post dank memes. This is vital to the defense of the board and the vitality of the memeconomy.
I urge the Fuhrer to appoint an official Minister and Vice Minister of Propaganda and encourage any memesmiths to sign up to serve under it.
Also a Memetics ministry or sub ministry would be a great asset.
Lincoln Miller
the huns are an epidemic and tranny related threads in /lgbt/ are 80% of the current content because they shove it down everyone else's throat. Have a gay man thread? Trannys invade. Have a cis lesbian general? Trannys invade and act as if they are women.
Trannys and feminist trannys must be destroyed. Traps with boipussies are okay.
Daniel Anderson
god damn it i gotta do this garbage again
Jose Martinez
Whipped this up yesterday when I was bored, figured you might could use it for propaganda or something.
Christopher Moore
Fuck off negro sodomite, I'm talking about our Logo, plus we got already Alberto and Schlomo
Ian Russell
good sir you are disrespecting the emperor. I suggest you calm down and respectfully remove your minister title.
Your current actions bring great dishonor to you and your family.
Jeremiah Jackson
I'll appoint anyone who posts any original propoganda. Posting le funny eyes Hillary is reddit tier btw
Juan Gutierrez
your leader supports niggers
Julian Howard
i proposed that we form the propaganda department, (look in the archive if you dont believe me) so i feel its appropriate that i be the minister
Joseph Taylor
o/
Ayden Rodriguez
...
Caleb Wright
Eyo I propose that 10% of all whitey's incomes be taxed and given to the black community to make up for their years of instatushanal racissm. There's not even a gay black on the team, and da joos are white
Nathan Baker
are we gonna do this again?
Colton Barnes
No, that does not fit with my aspirations of justice for all. More people deserve to live out there hidden tranny desires.
I like this. Nobody fights for human rights more than a Black Gays. Slip me in Tyrone,
Jack Jenkins
do not allow alex jones or trump memes either plz literally entry level reddit shit