Trek General Series Killer Edition

Ezri "the series killer" coming through.

Ezri was the best Dax, Jadzia had no personality except that which was inherited from her previous hosts.

>he prefers jadzia the dirty whore

can you blame Ezri though for the decline in season 7? The show was running out of steam anyway and with the addition of the writers deciding to fuck with Dukat, they didn't have much of a chance. Besides, she was better than Jadzia 'hey have I told you about Curzon today?' Dax.

That said, I liked season 7 though I will never be pissed how they ruined Dukat

dukat was the hero they needed, but not the one they deserved

Please explain how she killed the series

>It's a Captain Viterian of the Koberian Freighter Rak-Miunis episode

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>Ezri sleeps with two main cast members in one season
>Jadzia is somehow the whore even though she was the one who settled down and got married

DS9 was ruined by the over emphasis on the spiritual shit. I couldn't give a single fuck about the boring Bajorans. They ruined Dukat with that shit.

The fuckin Cardies wound up being the way more interesting race.

>flirting with hung samoans on your wedding day doesnt make you a whore

K Worf, you can stop being in denial now.

Oh no a person who is like a 700 year old asexual slug wants to have one night of sex before commitment. What a fucking slut.

>one night of sex before commitment.
>bashirfaggot thinks this is okay just because she has a slug in her stomach.

Wait, are you being serious?

If Worf fucked a big titted Orion girl the night before marrying Dax y'all would be patting him on the back. There is a double standard that shouldn't even matter because Dax is a fucking slug anyway. Meanwhile Ezri plays ball suck back and forth with Bashir and Worf for a season, but she isn't a slut like Jadzia for some reason.

if i wanted to watch star trek for the first time where would i start and why

20 minutes into Course Oblivion before I clocked that it's the fucking Demon Planet ship episode

Fuck me, that took me by surprise.

>asexual
please stop posting

You'd start with TNG because that's the one everyone starts with. TOS is too campy and 60s and all the others come after TNG (ENT is a prequel, but relies heavily on callbacks to the other shows)

Or watch the TOS movies first I guess, then go back and watch the shows.

You gonna change your trip to Jadziafaggot, or just Faggotcubed?

Try a few episodes of TOS or TNG and follow the one you like more. Come back to the other series later. Don't skip episodes.

>all these implications
are you retarded? Are all Jadzia fans this autistic?

Is there a single person here that's looking forward to STD?

ribbit's star trek forum seem enthused but that site is just a shill factory

even shades of grey?

All I'm saying is that either Jadzia and Ezri are BOTH sluts, or neither of them are.

Crap, this duplicate crew had completely separate adventures/episodes to the real ship

I wonder how many of the episodes inbetween were the actual ship and how many were the duplicate crew

Jesus, this is a mindfuck I wasn't prepped for

Yes

They're both sluts and bisexual degenerates

Bashir is kino

Why were 90s shows so dimly lit?

no - they clearly forgot what made star trek good. They tried all that SJW nonsense with STV only to back off it and make a show around a sexy 7 of 9. Now they took star wars want to be writers and put the SJW back in with force.

Okay I can agree with this.

Start with the Wrath of Khan(original), and watch IV and VI. Then watch TNG until season 6 when you should start alternating between TNG and DS9 until TNG ends. After that it's up to you when you want to start TNG movies or VOY, but now might be a good time to look at TOS and see where it all began.
Eng should be the last thing you watch.
I like to pretend like the reboot never happened. I also try to forget about Star Trek Nemisis.

I guess with DS9 you could argue the Cardie architecture made it so every scene on DS9 looked dark as fuck, but it probably would look good if it got the same treatment as TNG and get a fresh lick of paint, so to speak. But that's never gonna happen unfortunately. Pity too, it's like putting on sunglasses when going from TNG to DS9.

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>the weak must fear the strong

>a female captain is SJW now
wow, also I agree that STD is going to be shit but that's just because it's way to eager to be game of thrones in space with jarjartrek caracteristics and to miss the point about the whole star trek thing, for fuck sake they took a funny lighthearted goofy failure of a man like mudd and made it this allmighty vilain with this retarded one liner "I'm not mad, I'm mudd".

I've never watched star wars except the remake moveis would you recommend any of the series and which ones? I'm 30 and I really like the empire strikes back,

Holy shit, that's right!
I totally forgot about that.
Yeah, that's very telling about her sexual loyalties.

WHAT THE FUCK

The duplicate crew didn't even get saved? That's fucking harsh.

So who was really the bigger villain, her or Dukat?

her for being a waste of a character and an insufferable bitch

Dukat obviously.

She was a cunt, but her influence was limited to her being a cunt to Sisko and Kira until Dukat and the fucking Pah Wraiths decided to involve her.

She was a pawn and a cunt, not a genocidal megalomaniac who sold his soul to satan

Well Dukat is Drumpf and she is Hillary Clinton so I'd say her.

>You... shouldn't have taken my coffee.

I really quite liked her ruthlessness there, wish they'd done more of it

Anyone else not know what the fuck to do after finishing 90% of star trek episodes? I haven't watched any episodes in probably 3+ months and have no idea what to do now. I don't want to have to go back and re-watch good episodes to keep enjoying star trek.

Look at how tight his uniform is. He should be ashamed.

If I had a rack like that I'd show it off too

Fortunately Discovery starts in a fortnight

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You should be ashamed. You left all those doughnuts lying around in the last thread.

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Those feet on the monitor can only belong to one person

So old.

I know. My dick gets hard just thinking about her.

*blocks your path*

That was the first and last time I ask Will to watch my snacks while I go to the bathroom

You're not a footfag are you? We only allow the most patrician of fetishes here

ATTENTION BAJORAN WORKERS

*wears casual clothes for a demon ritual*
heh, nothing personnell, Sisko

Oh no, not at all. I just meant that, by the feminine attire and the wrinkles, it could only be McFadden's foot. If anything, in her case I'm a belly guy, even though she's never shown hers as far as I know, but I have a hunch that it's a nice one.

>crazy satanist is weird

shocking

It's always been a fantasy of mine to be a sex slave for 2 bears male and female, pleasing the male when she's tired, and vice versa.
Slowly sliding my lips up and down his thick shaft, tasting his pre-cum on my toungue. Once he's had enough of that, he rolls over onto his back, lifting me up as though I weighed nothing. Gently placing me on his cock, I guide him in, feeling him stretch me wide open.
I moan with pleasure, feeling him fill me up. He growls softly, I feel it rumble deep in his chest, vibrating all the way down his body and through mine. He continues to lift me up and then pull me down. He's doing all the work for me, it feels so good, the warmth of the fur, his paws either side of my waist. He is in total control, I'm just nothing comapared to his vast size and strength, but I have total trust in him, I know he won't hurt me.
I feel the pace quicken, almost imperceptibly. I slowly stroke myself, feeling myself nearing the point of no return coming closer with every stroke.
I can hear the growl getting louder now, he speeds up even more, forcing me further and further down onto his thick cock. If it wasn't for the fact I my body is reasing so many endorphines, I would probably be screaming in agony. Except I am panting and whining, just like a bitch, begging her mate to fill her up.

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are you being sassy with me, BOY?

F

>only ineffective centrism is right
Nah, that's just what weak ex-liberals think because they're broken people.

Bajoran fucking shit

She had one fucking job and she messed it up

Wtf i hate Bashir now

Now you have to ask how those two even ended up together. Worf was a space-catholic so he had to marry her after sex but what the hell was Dax thinking after her hundreds of years of experience?

>Come on Worf, let your hair down. No I don't care that your whole personality is based around discipline
>We're going to a planet that is literally hell for you - smile :^)
>You shouldn't be so paranoid when I periodically disappear to cocktease Quark or see that Captain with a see-through head. Oh no, not THAT head hehe.

I know they felt they had to have him for the ratings but DS9 completely messed his character up from abandoning his son (again) to the Troi relationship never coming to anything despite their compatibility.

*test*

She pretended he was Kor

How do you think TNG would've played out if Yar never left?

Reminder that Roddenberry was about to fire Troi when she quit.

>it's a chakotay vision quest episode

ugh

I'm just going to skip through it

Hopefully a lot of this

test

tfw I wanted these two to get together

>Breen fucking attacked Earth

Holy shit, those niggas crazy

Seeing as how Jadzia thought Julian was too inexperienced she was looking for some experience and stability to balance out her adventurous nature. I think they worked really well together and they both made up for what the other in their relationship lacked. They are one of the few Trek couples that actually seemed liked they loved each other.

indeed

I like jadzia but realistically I'd want to cave her skull in like worf in the risa episode. Her personality type would run off after like 5 minutes with anyone.

I hated Picard in this. In almost every other episode he is a model for good management but then they had him not only going over the heads of her immediate superiors but doing so to 'test' her in a cruel way that made no sense for the mission.

>You killed your friend and I want you off my ship
>LOL JK

It seems to be a rule of sci-fi that at some point the captain will make an unforgivable decision to satisfy the writers. This is nowhere near the worst but I could never look at Picard the same way again.

Terry Farrell ruined the show by leaving

>worf
>experience

Pretty sure he had no game and got barely any sex.

>Worf & Troi
>compatible

THERE'S COFFEE IN THAT HURRICANE

>Jadzia married Worf to balance her out but then preceded to nag him incessantly for the entire marriage about the one trait she felt she needed in her life

This is how murder-suicides happen. The first part makes sense in an opposites attract way but these two got married not spent a summer hate-fucking one another.

Yes.

She had already become a step-mother for his son, she helped him see the fun side of life and Troi's mother would never approve of her daughter becoming Mrs.Wolf.

Best couple coming through

When is the DS9 documentary out?

ugh no

they remind me of my parents

Think again

I never found Jadzia particularly likable.
Worf is why that relationship worked for me.
He was charming, and he had that goofy prude guy reaction a lot, which was always funny.

Troi is a bitch and she makes him diet.

>its a Punished Jake episode

Worf is great.

>Being physically attracted to a (((man))) who won't rape her.

Not the basis for a long term relationship user.

YAS SLAY QUEEN!!