Gimme some of your worst theater experiences Sup Forums

Gimme some of your worst theater experiences Sup Forums

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>take girl to the cinema
>It was £11.29 a ticket

actually wasn't that bad, we walked out and spent the money on a bottle of bourbon and pizza instead

had to pee halfway through the movie once

A few of my friends have been complaining about the prices rising in cinemas recently.
Was it a Odeon cinema?
Unless I've just forgotten the prices. I've used their Limitless thing for the last few months.
What movie was it? You can get away with taking a little piss in some movies.

>Couple behind me were having sex
>*splash*
>felt something wet on the back of my hair
>ignored it and continued to watch the film
>couple behind me laugh
>go home to check it out
>something has dried onto my hair
>touch it and smell it
>smelled kinda cheesy
>took me hours to clean it out of my hair and the smell too. It was like it was ingrained to my head.

>go to movies by myself because I can
>ask ticket bitch for my ticket "ticket for one for Skyfall!"
>ticket bitch says "for ONE? what's it like going to the movies alone?"
>I say "Yes, for one. what's it like earning 9 dollars an hour?" laugh in ticket bitch's face and walk away
>walk up to stub ripper...say "IS THIS YOUR WHOLE JOB? YOUR PARENTS MUST BE SO PROUD LOL" rip my own stub because I'm not an idiot
>enter eatery, walk up to servant "what will you have?" she asks, "it's okay! I brought my own!" I say while showing her the contents of my backpack with cola and homemade popcorn inside
>turn to those behind me and say "ENJOY PAYING THREE BUCKS FOR COLA, MORONS"
>make my way to cinema doors...notice lots of couples
>"WHAT IS THIS? MAKE OUT HOUR? THIS IS A MOVIE MORONS, NOT A FUCKING LOVE IN, GTFO"
>laugh at them as they leave in embarrassment
>cinema all to myself, put my feet up and throw popcorn at my face because that's how I eat it

>couple laughed
What a bunch of cunts
Why would people want to fuck in a cinema? Like I get the thrill but there's better places to do it.

>go see transformers 5
>theater is packed with niggers
>"OH SHIT DATS BUMBLEBEE MY NIGGA"
>"C'MON OPTIMAL PRIME KICK HIS MO'FUGGIN ASS"
>"SHEET LOOK AT DEM CRAZY ASS GRAPHICS"
>fuck this the movie sucks anyways
>leave 45 minutes into the movie

I was in Newcastle, and this one guy kept standing up, clapping and yelling "COME ON STEPHEN" in practically every shot past the midway mark of The Theory of Everything.

>2015
>go to see the man from uncle
>happens to be the same day that straight outta compton opened
>trying out a new theater I've never been to before
>friend goes off to get napkins
>immediately lose track of him and I'm just standing alone with a big bucket of popcorn
>entire lobby is swarming with ghetto niggers going to see SOC
>confusedkrabs.jpg

I must be lucky
I live in Liverpool and I've not had a single bad experience
I've had a few weirdos in some screenings tho.

>visiting family in freedom-land
>go to cinema
>need some refreshments before movie
>ask for a bottle of water at counter
>"do you mean a coke?"
>sure...
>ask for a regular popcorn
>cinema ceiling opens up
>a Chinook Helicopter drops in an Olympic swimming pool sized bowl of popcorn

>don't eat it all
>get arrested
>thrown in guantanamo bay and executed by nuclear missile for terrorism against popcorn and freedom
>thousands of americans die in the blast and radiation
>they knew it would happen but clapped anyway right until the last clap, afterall dying for freedom is the american dream
>"you can take our lives but you will never take away our right to clap"

>new american holiday enacted upon that date
>a year later
>the minute of silence is replaced by a nationwide, mandatory hour long clap
>millions of hands clapping in unison throws the earth out of orbit
>everyone freezes to death
>thousands of years later aliens find the earth on the outskirts of the solar system
>americans are of course, found frozen, mid clap

>the moon replaced earths orbit
>american flag on the moon eventually tears horizontally and the two parts clap together

my foot slipped when I was walking up the stairs.
a bunch of girls saw it and laughed at me.
later that night, I killed myself

>"SHEET LOOK AT DEM CRAZY ASS GRAPHICS"
lel

You were watching transformers so I'll just assume you are as dumb as those fucking niggers but can't even have fun watching your stupid garbage

>getting food and seeing Salt (jolie thriller) with cousins
>approach theater
>this guy leaves the previous showing alone, only one that walks out
>really, really short and hairy
>visibly perspirating and redfaced
>cousins and I realize he has an uncanny resemblance to a cuban lord farquaad
>laugh it off, go get seats
>twenty minutes into movie i notice this goo on my seat
>fresh fucking cum. dripping everywhere
>flip the fuck out, go to bathroom, wash hands and pants, pick different seat
>the foul stench of manlet cum wrecks the ambiance
>we have had enough of it and leave
>we go to this fast foodish place in the same strip mall as the theater
>farquaad is sitting in the very back of the place eating a cheeseburger
>recognizes us and grins
>"OYE"

Fuck
NO GHOSTS ALLOWED IN THIS THREAD
BUST THIS NIGGA

Inspirational user.

There was a power cut and that was that. Got a refund but its probably the worst experience Ive had so far.

When I was like 7 I saw Return of the King with my parents and I had to sit with a stranger to my left since the theater was packed and I had my arm carelessly resting over the divider pretty much in this random dudes seat which gives me some slight embarrassment to remember. He was probably like "FUCKING kids in these fucking theaters jesus". Other than that nothing, I usually have relaxed theater experiences.

this is actually a good memory
>go see The Strangers years ago
>theatre is packed with teens
>my and my best friend sitting near the front row
>people behind us keep saying dumb shit throughout the movie
>The scene where the male gets a shotgun plays; I'm no /k/ommando but it's just a big pump action shotty, BARREL INTACT, just a generic 'country' pump action shotgun.
>some fucking retard pipes up "SAWED OFF, THAT'LL DO SOME DAMAGE"
>friend and I burst out laughing at the dumb fuck with the dumb voice who made that dumb statement
>teens finally shut the fuck up, hopefully
out of embarrassment
>friend and I still joke about it to this day

>watch korean movie
>youg arabic teens sitting down
>"yo what the fuck you didn't tell us it would be a fucking chink movie"

France
They're our equivalent of niggers

The fuck were you doing watching a Transformers movie?
Also, don't blame blacks just because you don't have the good sense to watch higher grade movies in better areas.
Low class people tend to have shit manners and no self-awareness, regardless of race, and you know it.

>traveling with dad on business trip to Houston
>ate some sketchy Chinese food for lunch then went to the movies
>watchmen
>my dad is seated on the aisle, I'm next to him, an old hippie couple next to me
>about 15 minutes in, my dad starts making these crazy dry heave gag noises
>assume he's dying
>he says it's just heartburn and to ignore him
>the old woman next to me sings along to the songs during the sex scenes
>she says something along the lines of. 'oh my what a johnson' whenever manhattan comes on
>my dad's dry heaves get even worse
>I can't focus on the movie with this shit
>we get back to the hotel just in time for my dad to puke / shit his insides out while I sit there trying to watch ESPN and ignore the sounds

Did he die

Why are you so defensive of niggers? This one time I watched a movie in the ghetto and this one nig was literally shooting at the screen with a bb gun, no one else does this, only niggers

>no one else does this, only niggers
someone's never seen a movie in new delhi

To be fair, they are also niggers

I grew up in a conservative hick town and that is textbook white trash behavior.

>go to see BvS at 1 AM
>people sitting in our assigned seats
>have to confront them
>WB logo, bruce starts narrating
>lights don't dim
>see picture is cut off during the opening credits
>lights continue to be on for the next 2 hours

seats weren't even comfy baka

>go to movies by myself because I can
>ask ticket bitch for my ticket "ticket for one for Dunkirk!"
>ticket bitch says "for ONE? what's it like going to the movies alone?"
>I say "Yes, for one. what's it like earning 9 dollars an hour?" laugh in ticket bitch's face and walk away
>walk up to stub ripper...say "IS THIS YOUR WHOLE JOB? YOUR PARENTS MUST BE SO PROUD LOL" rip my own stub because I'm not an idiot
>enter eatery, walk up to servant "what will you have?" she asks, "it's okay! I brought my own!" I say while showing her the contents of my backpack with cola and homemade popcorn inside
>turn to those behind me and say "ENJOY PAYING THREE BUCKS FOR COLA, MORONS"
>make my way to cinema doors...notice lots of couples
>"WHAT IS THIS? MAKE OUT HOUR? THIS IS A MOVIE MORONS, NOT A FUCKING LOVE IN, GTFO"
>laugh at them as they leave in embarrassment
>cinema all to myself, put my feet up and throw popcorn at my face because that's how I eat it

Whoops sorry, I thought you said best.

>Seeing 12 Years a Slave with mother
>middle aged black man talks loud and nonstop for about 20 minutes into the movie i until i said please stop
>about half way through the film this nigger whips out his cellphone and plays motherfucking tetris
>ignore the ignorant asshole
>on top of that, some black chick in her late 20's brings her fucking infant to the film
>not even over a year old
>motherfucker is making googoo gaga noises the whole film

12 Years a Slave is a quiet, dead serious drama about slavery. show some fucking respect to your ancestors.

only black people man.

>go see spider-man
>niggers walk in talking very loud
>male nigger yells "i don't give a fuck what they think"
>usher comes in tells them to be quiet
>usher asks them to leave
>everyone starts clapping
>mfw there was a cop escorting him off the premises

>Seeing split by myself because tickets were less than five dollars
>Only person in theater except black guy two rows behind me
>He talks the ENTIRE time, to himself.
>"Nigga, you stoopit. Yo kids fucked UP mayne"
>Etc.
>Half way through, I turn and say "Do you mind?"
>"THE FUCK YOU SAY TO ME, CRACKA?"
>He stands up, TAKES OFF HIS SHIRT, and starts beating his chest
>"WHITE BITCH ASS BITCH FINKS HE CAN TELL ME TO BE QUIET"
>Does this for ten minutes
>Then just leaves
>I watch rest of movie in peace

Every, EVERY horrible theater experience I've ever had has been because of niggers.

>go see shitty Paranormal Activity 9 with gf
>arrive like 4 minutes late because she wanted to got to the bathroom
>movie already started, everyone is quiet
>go to our seats
>look at the number in my ticket
>the row is full, someone is sitting in our seats
>"excuse me, is someone sitting in our seats? because i have this number..."
>they look at me, nobody says anything
>ask bunch of niggers which number are their seats
>i start counting, mother and daughter looking at us, y say "escuse me, which number do you have?"
>"oh yeah..." i don't remember what she said, i just wanted to kick her fucking head, she knew it all along and wanted to act like nothing happened
>she gets up and leaves
>sit between loud group of niggers and a loud group of girls screaming at every jumpscare because attention whores
>every time they scream the niggers yell "YO SHUT UP I'M WATCHIN THA MOVIE" even though they talk and yell "DON'T GO THERE, OH SHIET" the entire movie
>this goes on for an hour and a half
>the movie is shit
>going to the theater is shit
>everything is shit
>it's been a year since my gf broke up with me and i had sex
>i just want to die

I'm hesitant to respond to this because you're probably deluded enough to see (You)s as validation, but this is just... so... painfully... unfunny.

Was it Danny DeVito?

>Pay to see Green Lantern

>go to see wolf of wall street
>two old ladies sitting in front of me
>5 min in leo snorts coke off of a hookers ass (or out her butthole I don't remember)
>one of the old ladies says "I don't know about this movie"
>a few minutes later they start talking to each other and having a conversation at normal volume
>full frontal scene of blond chick happens
>they finally get up and leave

Those old ladies were worse than niggers.

>watching some shitty found footage horror movie in a ghetto theater in chicago
>rowdy niggers hooping and hollering at every jump scare
>get fed up and ask them to keep it down
>they threaten me and tell me to shut my "cracka ass" up
>leave theater and report to manager that they wont shut the fuck up
>since this was a movie theater in "da hood" and shootings happen all the time, a big swole giga nigga security guard escorts them out
>enjoy the rest of the movie in peace

First and last time going to see a movie in a majority black area

>Mexican and his kid come into interstellar
>sit next to me when there are aisle seats
>kid doesn't stop asking questions the entire movie

There were body hair in front of the projector the whole time during Harry Potter 7-1

>go to see avengers aou

>>the old woman next to me sings along to the songs during the sex scenes
>>she says something along the lines of. 'oh my what a johnson' whenever manhattan comes on
I love that on top of the rest of the story, you have an old woman who seemed to genuinely be enjoying Watchmen. The power of Snyder.

that time my mom took me to go see Snow Day when I was a kid and a girl in the theater choked on pop corn and there was this big shit show trying to save her from dying

>>He talks the ENTIRE time, to himself.
>>"Nigga, you stoopit. Yo kids fucked UP mayne"
He was talking to you, pretty sure?

Isn't that a normal price? They've been around 13-14 euros for years in Finland.

>go to a bollywood movie festival
>watch movie
>musical scene plays on
>indians dancing ON THE FRONT OF THE SCREEN throughout that scene
....

>go to porno theater
>hear a voice saying "big dirty, big dirty..."
>Jack Nicholson jumps up with a black dildo between his legs acting like he's about to come
>scares the shit out of me until I realize it's him

youtube.com/watch?v=3IixxgYFWCw
Indians are so disgusting

>go watch resident evil 2
>completely alone, need to pee
>pee in soda cup
>put cup back where it was
>mind-numbingly take sip throught the whole movie
>realise what happened once the movie is over

>see transformers 2 because my friend won tickets from pizza hut or whatever
>they start fucking around in the desert
>must be getting close to the end
>it keeps going
>and going
>giant robo balls
>keeps going
>this is definitely the credits music
>fuck

I can't believe this movie is only 2:30 I felt like I was there for a week.

Groups of blacks getting kicked out on different occasions for not being able to control their outbursts.
I can't wait to move to the sticks.

Why are only Indian men in the theater? Where are the women?

Atomic Blonde was pretty bad. This old guy was snoring before the movie even started. Slept basically the whole film. To make matters worse, the volume in theater was low except for action scenes so it was impossible to ignore him.

>see it comes at night
>group of teenagers come in
>already know they're going to be annoying
>on their phones literally the entire movie
>one kid snapchatting constantly
>his phone screen flashed brightly every time he got a text

I hate young people

Niggers

Last night:

>Saw IT at theater in city
>Guy who ID's people was literally autistic and kept freaking out and following me and asking to see my ticket and asking me my age. he did that to others, too
>Person behind me keeps kicking my seat
>I'm 6'2" and was in the smallest seating row because had nowhere else to sit
>People in the theater were taking pictures with their flash on
>People were texting with their screen on full brightness

If this happened to me I would go sit right beside them and start masturbating. They either try to start a fight inwhich you just sit elsewhere, officially disrupting their sex. Or you get a decent fap.

probably 20 years worth of them and i have nothing very interesting to share.

- my old, local cinema would only screen movies if more than 10 people showed up. for the first mummy film, there were only 8 there, this was weeks after the premiere. they decided to screen it anyway because a kid literally started crying when the usher asked people to leave, he wanted to see it that badly. the kid went off the rails and shouted and screamed, so they gave in. but about 30 minutes into it they shut it down, i have no idea why, and we all had to leave. it was really weird.

- had to watch the first 10 minutes of die another day unfocused, because the projectionist wasn't there to fix it. loads of screams, he returned, but didn't start it over. terrible.

that's about it.

They all involve highschool kids or parents bringing their babies.

Kids like this should just be killed in the streets without any consequence.

My worst experiences were really just a few chair kickers who would kick my seat at regular and predictable intervals. Also, I went to see 12 Years A Slave a couple years back and there was a Portuguese woman sitting next to me who would audibly say "ayeee!" every time something violent happened on screen. I asked her if she could be quiet during the movie and she said something about me being touchy but she did shut up for the rest of the movie.

I went to LotR: FotR with my mom when I had just finished the series (early middle school post-Silmarillion?).

Some dickhead threw a large soda into the crowd from the door and hit the people right behind us. I didn't get hit, nor did my mom, but now I'm nervous about sitting in middle aisles unless there is stadium seating.

some guy who had to cough up phlegm once every two minutes, it was fucking awful. sat right next to me.

XD when my falcon dropped an anvil on the crab stand and I lost my cape at the cinema showers before going through le popcorn mines lmao
Am I funny yet? Do I fit in?

normal price is about 6.50

I saw IT at the premerie showing and it was that price

>because that's how I eat it

based anoon

>Be me 16yo
>Convince 19yo qt3.14 waifu to go out with me
>Take her to watch Toy Story 3
>She haven't seen 1 or 2
>Tell her to go and pick a couple of seat shile I buy some popcorn and snacks
>Nervous as shit, thinking of not fucking it up
>Looking up for her in the sala
>Trip with a fucking baby on the floor, drop all the popcorn and snacks on the baby
>Everybody laughs at me
>Walk it off like nothing
>'OMG user u ok?'
> 'Y-Yeah no problem'
>Spend the rest of the movie explaining who is who and why everybody cries at the end
>'You are cute user, hope you find a girl for you soon'
>Cry on my way home

I watched a movie in an American cinema once.

yeah, then how are you typing now? do you think we're stupid?

well, clearly you are

It's a tie because I'm not sure if having to watch Wonder Woman or Suicide Squad was more painful

Every movie I have seen in a theater this year had someone checking their phones every few minutes.

man I would have flipped out if some guy came in my hair who the fuck does that? who the fuck laughs about it?

raped until disintegration

The 300 midnight premiere in an all black neighborhood
Best theater experience

Me too bro, and I've never seen anyone act that way at the movie theater in my home town.

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