TRUMP GENERAL - TELL US A STORY EDITION

>Trump speaks in Detroit black church 9/3/16
youtu.be/79OAyAc3G-M
>Carson @ Detroit redpills CNN 9/3/16
youtu.be/y2R9mLNfbJY
>Trump Rally in Wilmington OH 9/1/16
youtu.be/jbwPnNFLcNQ
>Trump at American Legion Convention OH 9/1/16
youtu.be/1swbgBnRJ30
>Trump on NBC Phily 9/2/16
on.nbc10.com/WTj10j5

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>Trump Playlist
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EVENT SCHEDULE
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EVENTS
>Trump Imigration Speech in Phoenix AZ 8/31/16
youtu.be/oaF_NwVbIgo
>Trump visits Mexico 8/31/16
youtu.be/rtt198LweoU
>Trump Rally in Everett WA 8/30/16
youtu.be/hWRrmAmi5AM
>Trump at Ride&Roast in IA 8/27/16
youtu.be/6-48dGesVDM
>Trump Rally in Manchester, NH 8/25/16
youtu.be/JOf7FaZgxG8
>Trump Rally in Jackson, MS 8/24/16
youtu.be/bRxPb7ZmLHw

INTERVIEWS
>Trump on NBC4 9/1/16
youtu.be/HzoHYsxOx7U
>Eric on F&F 9/2/16
youtu.be/3hy-MEr68TQ
>Trump on Laura Ingraham show 9/1/16
youtu.be/xFGM_4ir0FA
>Trump on Orly (Bolling host) 9/1/16
youtu.be/8HvKJPeH53E
>Farage on Infowars 8/30/16
youtu.be/OKSyZOB47bo

ENTERTAINMENT
>TrumpTrain: Louisiana
youtu.be/v6YyRJ4eovg
>The 45th President
youtu.be/G5FGztzfnkA
>Trump Ad #2 - shillary's america
youtu.be/k3HAz0rowVM
>Trump Ad #1 - Two Americas
youtu.be/p2QdJFPxcQE
>Trump in 5 minutes or less
youtu.be/13A6LjDZccw
>Trump Triumphant
youtu.be/DhkHAmhYn0A
>American Hero
youtu.be/d-X3BVxySLo
>Trump cares about YOU
youtu.be/_xVdYNrPCMw
CROOKED HILLARY GUIDE
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wikileaks.org/clinton-emails/
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>yfw clinton literally shits her depends on the first debate

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>mfw I migrated illegally

OUT OUT OUT

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You have to go back to the old thread and then come back in legally.

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Awoovement

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Fresh photos from today!

Ever wonder how Trump has managed to keep himself looking youthful all these years? He's like 70 now... yet looks 50... well let me fill you in on a secret! This one's juicy... or more appropriately... bloody. You see, Trump is a vampire. His family is full of the blood sucking undead! This is G-d's honest truth, ain't no other way to put it. He sustains himself on a steady diet of human blood, and KFC chicken tendies with blood as gravy. He must have gone through a 1000 humans' blood by now. And he seems to be always up, tweeting in the middle of the night sometimes, didn't that ever ring an alarm bell in your head? Ever wonder why he keeps spending money on charity? Well, a big part of it goes to blood banks... he has a deal with them, they supply the good stuff, he gives 'em money. And his "spray tan"? That's actually super strong sun block... he can't stand the light! Even his idea for Trump caps was more of a convenience thing than anything else... the cap he wears keeps the sunlight from hurting his sensitive eyes. Yep, his whole campaign is geared to protect his vampirism from coming to light... both literally and figuratively. And because of his vampiric essence, he has certain special powers, for example, doesn't it sometimes seem like he can read peoples' minds? Well, truth be told, he can. And he's using his vampiric charisma and cunning to run for president - scary!

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Where is the fucking Border Patrol?

>Emperor

At last they're finally accepting it.

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First for a prosperous America for Americans citizens.

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Hey look, none of those people live in Detroit.

>"What do you have to lose?: Everything"
>In Detroit

What the fuck.

This deserves a (you)

Obongo cut funding.

>Emperor
Even the protesters accept it.

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>tfw I immigrated illegally but Trump's deportation force sent me back

Requesting this snipper with a trump hat in one claw.

he a vry angery snipper

Can't wait to vote
Makes me proud when I think of it

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Were there even a lot of protesters in Detroit? I had CNN on briefly, and was giggling at the thought of a bunch of people protesting outside a church. That'll look good to middle America.

Do you still have the poor basement Trump? That one's my favorite.

Your English is excellent.

Gonna post Trump supporters

Religious leaders

>Shmuley Boteach, Orthodox Jewish rabbi, author, TV host and public speaker

>Mark Burns, pastor and co-founder of the South Carolina-based Christian TV network, The NOW Network

>James Dobson, evangelical Christian author, psychologist, and founder of Focus on the Family

>Jerry Falwell, Jr., president of Liberty University

>John Hagee, founder and senior pastor of Cornerstone Church and CEO of Global Evangelism Television

>Robert Jeffress, pastor of First Baptist Church in Dallas, Texas

>James F. Linzey, ordained minister in the Southern Baptist Convention

>Mike Murdock, singer-songwriter, televangelist and pastor of the Wisdom Center ministry

>Ralph E. Reed, Jr., conservative activist, former director of the Christian Coalition, founder of the Faith and Freedom Coalition, and 2006 Republican candidate for Lieutenant Governor of Georgia

>Paula White, televangelist

I don't know what's happening, but the black woman camera right wearing the white, I'm curios about her hat.

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has to pay for bongocare somehow

This might be the angle that undoes the voting plantation. The Democrats are now forced to actively DEFEND the horrible living conditions of inner cities, blacks in particular, or concede that Trump has a point and blacks should vote for him. Even if 10% of blacks vote for him it translates to a crushing Trump victory thanks to gerrymandering.

>Obongo cut funding.
Dog Dammit...

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is he gona snip me

thats the snipper hillary met in bosnia

Year 2000 breakdown of sex and race in the Detroit.P.D
Male: 75%
Female: 25%
African-American/Black: 63%
White: 34%
Hispanic, any race: 3%

There were like, 20 people, so probably record numbers for CTR.

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Not an argument

Gerrymandering has no effect on Presidential elections unless you somehow mean state borders are gerrymandered.

ye

SNIBY SNABY :DDD

ICE! WE FOUND ONE! GET ICE IN HERE!!!

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>Khals against Trump

What's a "Khal?"

Wait, is he a sniper?
GUYS WATCH OUT THERES A SNI

These are some young moms. Where are their husbands?

half of the fucking people there are reporters

wtf

>Get your hate out of our state!
Damn, takes me back to my first rally

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You're right. I meant that it would tip a lot of blue states red since they're only blue because of the noogers. The gerrymandering thing more comes into effect for down-ticket races. Sorry, short on sleep today.

Is that a fucking steadicam for a smartphone?

Khans

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Women in a city vote liberal, destroy it, and then jet.

Explain yourselves women

fucking lol, super underrated post

It does look very low energy.

Wanna bet that most of the protesters are media, too?

>WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO LOSE
>EVERYTHING

Man, think of all that good livin' people in Detroit have to lose.

I just hope people in Detroit see this. Democrats think was you have now is great, everything you could ever want. Keep voting for them so you can get even more of what you've been getting!

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>smash the state

by advocating for a bigger state and globalist government

Honestly it's not even fair to make white people dance

youtu.be/xkZyeUq8N0E?t=16m46s
Moon man builds a wall

>still driving old generation Suburbans
What, is Bongo hording all the new ones?

pls no

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I remember when I was 13.

>Khans
Oh.

HOW MANY FUCKING KHANS ARE THERE?

What's up with the 1950s style police lights?

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o shi-

>nationalism is fascism

I am okay with this.

Also not technically wrong. The fasces symbol itself is meant to represent an unbreakable bond and unity of a people. As well as power within a collective group.

>EVERYTHING

When everything is "nothing" it makes sense.

>everything
>has nothing

wew

Goodness, dems have ruined that city. They don't even have up to date police cars.

>nationalism is fascism

I am a fascist then. I don't give a shit.

I think it's a Game of Thrones reference. A Khal is a dothraki king. No idea how it's relevant here though

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thats why they send all the somalies and khans up to michigan, so they can fit in with the nig nogs

The newest Crown Victoria is 6 years old now, pretty much an eternity for police duty.

Finfag's slow progression from legitimate b8ing and trolling to just ridiculous funposting is my favorite trumpgen saga.

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Fascism =/= automatic tyrannical dictatorship.

Study fascist philosophy m8.

I just meme'd on this guy and he doesn't even know it

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Trump needs to make this a talking point; how people are protesting him, saying that a destroyed city like Detroit is doing fine.

Add a gun and you have the ATF's worst nightmare.

Do you think Trump's rising poll numbers will deter or inspire his supporters?

That pic is literally perfect. Holy shit.

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