Look at this shit
Basically just one huge fucking desert
How much of this land is actually livable?
How can people even live here?
Look at this shit
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The Abos did for about 50,000 years.
coasts
about 40%
>How much of this land is actually livable?
none.
The green parts on the map are livable. It's not that hard to figure out.
Which is why it's a desert. They burned the continental forests and caused a massive shift in The ecosystem when there were no plants left to hold topsoil.
The abos are actually partially responsible for the desert; they burnt down the forests so that they could eat the indigenous megafauna to extinction.
Australia always looked like a dog to me.
Anyone else?
Holy fuck really? They really are subhuman.
half were pyromaniacs while the other half forgot how to use fire.
Flip it upside down and you'll see it looks like North America.
I dont see the killing of megafauna as any worse than the killing off of european bears, wolves and lions. Its just natural for humans to kill animals that got in our way.
The forest burning tho isnt easily forgiveable.
oh no bros dont be spreading your racism acording to (((wikipedia))) 'A 2011 research paper has questioned whether Indigenous Australians carried out widespread burning of the Australian landscape. A study of charcoal records from more than 220 sites in Australasia dating back 70,000 years has found that the arrival of the first inhabitants about 50,000 years ago did not result in significantly greater fire activity across the continent. The arrival of European colonists after 1788, however, resulted in a substantial increase in fire activity'
we burnt it down
It's a desert because it's fucking hot out there!
cunt, we're not even in the right geographical position on the map to have a fucking desert. Don't start on that shit.
The western half is a Dog.
The eastern half is a Cat.
We are pawns in their eternal struggle.
This is why as a non-white I have a strong admiration of white people. Only mighty whitey could settle and tame these goddess lands.
1488!
I doubt it really. It's just too hot there. If trees could grow there, they would regrow pretty quickly.
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Read it cunt
>Basically just one huge fucking desert
Why don't you seed the clouds and make it rain?
Launch a giant solar shield satellite that cools a central section of the west coast Australian. The moist air blowing in from the ocean will cool into clouds and rain in the middle part instead of continuing to rise over the desert.
Geo-engineer that shit.
the brits were classifying flora and fauna before 1788
you're telling me there are no mother crumpeting accounts of megafauna or megaflora yet somehow they burned it down? fuck wikipedia
I've never been to Australia, but I like the idea of Australia. Everything I know about that country is through entertainment, though. Manly guys not giving a fuck:
>Mad Max
>Crocodile Dundee
>Mark "Jacko" Jackson (Eveready Energizer battery guy)
>Chopper
It's the result of the biggest irl shitpost of all time
>be continent
>split in half
>both end up being wastelands, one icy and one hot as fuck
I think people who live in Antarctica are also good shitposters desu
The abos burned down all the fucking forests and jungles
>WE WUZ ONE WITH NATURE N SHIET
Would it be possible to terraform the desert back to it being a hospitable place?
In general, do they have cute girls?
Reforestation, but that's incredibly expensive and probably won't work. See: China's Green Wall
Have you seen the first mad max and was it dubbed by American voice actors?
>in the subtropics, right under the downwelling branch of the hadley cells
>thinks he's not in the right position for a desert
How cucked can you be?
if you're a lizard all that land is livable
I've seen it but they had Australian accents. The only American accents I can recall from the series were Tina Turner in Thunderdome and Charlize Theron in Fury Road.
If your French all that land is occupied
RARE
also, witnessed
they burned everything down because a dinosaur used to terrify them.
some abbo nigger figured out lizards are slow as fuck in the early morning because their blood hasnt warmed yet. and since its literally impossible to kill a dinosaur with their nigger-tier weapons, the only thing they could do was burn shit while the lizard couldn't move
this is a true story. i forgot the name of the dinosaur, but it was the last dinosaur species on earth. its name starts with mega-something
Literally Google mega lizard and its first result
Melbourne is in a green part and it is completely unlivable.
>FUCK
OFF
>,
WE'RE
>FULL
You forgot Priscilla: Queen of the desert.
Nobody was talking about the quality of the population :^)
Anybody ever been to Alice Springs?
Seems like a nice place to visit being in the middle of nowhere and all
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Alice Springs is just desert hot hell
I firmly believe that the entire existence of an Australian is one long shitpost, and I fucking love Australians for that
It's like if Borat was Australian.
this isnt even funny in Australia, its like watching ray mears for them