Ruskies of Sup Forums, I'm curious if you have any jokes about my nation

Ruskies of Sup Forums, I'm curious if you have any jokes about my nation

I mean, we have a fuckton of jokes about the holocaust, so I don't see why you wouldn't for example joke about the Katyn massacre or something

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=ZqMxQoQJmBs
twitter.com/NSFWRedditImage

None immediately come to mind to be honest.

Probably because no one really cares.

tell us a holocaust joke

Not even about Smolensk? Come on, the whole affair was just asking for it, here's one from our playground
>why did Kaczynski go to Smolensk as an ignorant, bigoted potato-face and returned as a respected statesman?
>because the Russians switched the bodies

>where are there the most jews in the world?
>[spoiler]in the atmosphere[/spoiler]

okay not bad. i cannot believe Russia doesn't have jokes about poles. even Czechs banter with the Poles

youtube.com/watch?v=ZqMxQoQJmBs

>where are there the most jews in the world?
>[spoiler]in the atmosphere[/spoiler]
savage

>that piss-poor attempt at trying to imitate the Polack accent
the pepiks ain't even trying

>what's the difference between a jew and a pizza?
>the pizza doesn't scratch at the oven door

It's more like because bants come naturally, it only gets hard if you were tasked to actually think up of one

Smolensk was relevant for a while, but I can't remember any non-Sup Forums jokes about it. There was some pretty low-key gloating about it, and then everyone forgot.

We basically don't interact with Poles very much, so we don't think about them at all. There are several times more Georgian or even Estonian jokes.

even the 4chin ones will do desu, I completely missed them

>what do european jews do during vacation?
>they go camping

come on niggers, this thread needs savage humor about Poles

>what runs on the walls and kills jews?
>the gas installation

>how many jews can fit in a car?
>depends on the size of the ashtray

So what is the average attitude towards Poland except this I don't give a shit stance? Is there a growing hostility?

Your country is increasingly seen as an unreasonably hostile paranoid vile American sidekick, sorry about that.

NKVD major: "We arrested this man for treason!"
Stalin (with an untranslatable thick Georgian accent): "What did he do?"
NKVD major: "He was saying: "Damn that mustached bastard for ruining the country!""
Stalin: "Is that so? And who did you mean by that, comrade?"
Russian everyman: "Naturally I meant Hitler, comrade Stalin!"
Stalin (very smug, accent very thick): "And who did you mean, comrade major?"

Moskof jokes are pretty good desu

There are tonns of jokes about poles, but they all have germans in them.

What about catholicism or polish influence in Ukraine? Is it still a thing or completely forgotten? Recently there have been very hostile articles from russian news agencies on Poland that tried to refer to the old stereotypes

It happened.

Um, well, ordinary people don't think about such things.

Those who are interested in the subject consider Western Ukraine (Galicia) more Polish then Russian.

Uniate religion is a weird sect to us.

Russian ancestry here.
This. We have a shit ton of 'dumb Polack' jokes.

I do have good Russian jokes

In the USSR, an inspector from Moscow went to take a look in a Siberian jail.

Three men were sitting together in one cell, the inspector asked them why they were arrested

Man 1: "My watch was always 30 minutes late, I constantly arrived at work late so they arrested me because they thought I was planning a revolution."

Man 2: "My watch was 30 minutes early, I arrived at work too soon and they thought I was a spy."

Man 3: "My watch had the correct time so they arrested me, because they believed I smuggled it into the USSR from the west"