Brit/pol/ - Tomorrow's papers edition

>Today's Papers 4/9/16
sli.mg/a/zYdPiV

>UK waterpark bans bikinis and orders visitors to wear 'Islamically appropriate' clothes
express.co.uk/news/uk/584338/WaterWorld-Stoke-on-Trent-Muslim-Islam-waterpark-women-only-bikini-ban-clothing-veil-burqa

>G20 'honey trap' warning: Fears Prime Minister's officials will be seduced by Chinese spies and have hotel rooms bugged
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/09/03/g20-honey-trap-warning-fears-prime-ministers-officials-will-be-s/

>Eddie Izzard has pink beret stolen at anti-Brexit march - and gives chase in high heels
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/09/03/thousands-to-march-for-europe-in-protest-against-brexit/

>Theresa May: UK will be 'global leader in free trade'
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-37257006

>March for Europe rallies held across UK
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-uk-leaves-the-eu-37265840

>The Nigel Farage Show - 3rd September 2016
youtube.com/watch?v=q1BJS-IbmWA

>Lack of working-class Labour MPs has 'alienated voters'
theguardian.com/politics/2016/sep/03/lack-of-working-class-labour-mps-has-alienated-voters

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Other urls found in this thread:

express.co.uk/news/uk/584338/WaterWorld-Stoke-on-Trent-Muslim-Islam-waterpark-women-only-bikini-ban-clothing-veil-burqa
youtube.com/watch?v=Qe1PsVGUSaw
theguardian.com/business/2016/jan/25/north-heads-list-of-low-wage-high-welfare-cities
westminstercollection.com/p-R085/The-Official-Frozen-Anna-Silver-1oz-Coin.aspx
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

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Edinburgh (Or any city in the north)
>Disgusting accents
>Unemployment
>Poor education
>Poverty
>American tier crime rate
>Ugly people
>Horrible food
>Corbyn voters
>Relies on the south especially London
>Hetrosexuality
>No fashion
>Ugly cities

London
>Rich
>Safe
>Hot people
>Good food from all over the world
>Blairites
>AA+ City and very close to Europe
>Sexual "degeneracy"
>Top tier fashion
>Futuristic architecture

Ah yeah but I guess none of that matters because "they dun look leik me and derk a derbs"


inb4 paki
I'm white.

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WHY IS THIS WATERPARK THING IN THE OP?

IT'S OLD NEWS - AND WE ALL KNOW THE REAL STORY BEHIND IT.

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Reminder to never trust a taig and his yank cousin

Marxist rats

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Rot in Hell, nonce. Enoch cuckoldry:
Despite his later anti-immigration views, whilst he was Health minister in the early 1960s he encouraged a large number of Commonwealth immigrants into the understaffed National Health Service. (!)Prior to this, many non-white immigrants were often obliged to take the jobs that no one else wanted (e.g. street cleansing, night-shift assembly production lines), often paid considerably less than their white counterparts. Powell was vehemently opposed by the Trade Union movement (who feared that immigrants were being used by capitalists to keep wages low by artificially increasing competition for jobs), but there is no doubt that in (!)easing non-white immigrants(!) into what was considered a prestigious form of career, he boosted the confidence of the immigrant population and helped(!) lay the foundations of a future immigrant-descended permanent Afro-Caribbean and Asian middle class in Britain." And don't forget he was a nonce

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"We're the 48%.......pls just forget about the other 52%"

>Poles chimping out because of MUH HATE CRIME about that bloke that got stabbed
>Turns out it wasn't a targeted attack at all and was totally random
>They're still acting like it was another holocaust
>News is still calling it a hate crime

Are Poles the most butthurt sensitive immigrant group in Britain? I really can't stand their MUH NATIONAL PRIDE act when they have literally come to live in another country because theirs is so shite.

>>UK waterpark bans bikinis and orders visitors to wear 'Islamically appropriate' clothes
>express.co.uk/news/uk/584338/WaterWorld-Stoke-on-Trent-Muslim-Islam-waterpark-women-only-bikini-ban-clothing-veil-burqa

I'm not a fan of this but the article is from June 2015, why is it in the op?

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Another Murkels Million for the EU to look forward to.

First for Devon.

you're in brit/pol/ day and night always reposting the same copy pasta, always getting BTFO in the same ways over and over again.

How pathetic must your life be if this is how you occupy the vast majority of your time?

>tfw we get some tasty nudes of the pm

Hot

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I just copied and pasted most of the links.

Calm down, lad. It's not big deal.

I'm Alt-Conservative and Irish Republican.
AMA.

t. guardian journalist

>London

Shamelessly plugging a thread.

Geddon

Good Evening, Britbongs. From what I've met of your people, both here and IRL, I enjoy your culture and you guys seem to be alright all-around. However, I do have some concerns about your Queen. She is a little on the old side, and doesn't seem to be evil (6 heart transplants, etc.). I have read articles that the entirety of the UK would shut down for more than a month when she kicks the bucket, bless her soul. This would be a massive hit to both your and the economies of nations around the globe.

Now, not to sound like too much of a faggot, but I fully respect the process of giving the Queen of England a proper sending-off. Since it could happen at any time, what can we do to lessen the impact on your country as well as ours? It would be a downright shame if her nation fell into a depression on her passing, and had a hell of a time getting back on their feet because of it.

Someone make a new OP next time. There's no rush. Old thread is only on page 4.

>day and night
Wrong. I do have issues with my leg, so I can't move much and sometimes I spend my time doing stuff on my laptop.
>pasta
Just used it in the previous thread to show who Powell really is. A cuckold.

We can save this country if we nuke Scotland and London lads

>More projection

Hahahahahahahahaha Poortherners mad because they just got hit by the truth, that compared to the south, the people and the society are fucking trash.

youtube.com/watch?v=Qe1PsVGUSaw

Charles will die before the Queen.
She will abdicate.
William will be King.

Feels good man.

>London
>England

Who /inthebestofengland/ here?

>theguardian.com/business/2016/jan/25/north-heads-list-of-low-wage-high-welfare-cities

REPEAT AFTER ME

>POOR
>THER
>NERS

I fucking love that pasta

There are people in London that can't speak English. Absolute shit hole.

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>I have read articles that the entirety of the UK would shut down for more than a month when she kicks the bucket
I've read articles about yankee doodles coming over here and sharting in our marts but it doesn't necessarily make it true.

Just had a quick look.

They're all pretty recent links anyways (besides the water park one).

typical dumb alt right responses

this is why people don't take you guys seriously forget politics man just stick with your hentai and virginity

William is a cuck. Harry should be King.

>implying Charles isn't aesthetic af

The Queen of Bants

>industrialisation ends
>not enough jobs at mcdonalds to go around
>north suffers

Not hard to figure out ladd

South is overrun by Muslims, and Nigerians, and Nigerian Muslims, not to mention being controlled by (((them))).

But enjoy the dick in your mouth if it makes you feel better.

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ay up geeza becoz it relly mattarz am jus ganna replay wid a nun argument cos i got btfo

>Be Nigel
>Get 5 threats from mentally ill person.
>Mentally ill person goes to prison for 8 months
>Kills himself upon release
>Can't barrage the farage

mfw

The Queen will never abdicate

I'm not going to survive.

Her passing will be the most significant event of the 21st Century.

what is birmingham
what is leeds

It's almost like the economies of the northern cities has been declining over decades...

How did the south recover and the north didn't, when the south had plenty of industrial, for example, mines at Snowdown and Bettshanger?

Spot on mate, however I'd argue Edinburgh is alright as I worked there for a few years and it was much richer compared to scumholes like Newcastle and Manchester/Liverpool.
London and south coast in general, east of Weymouth (may it burn), is the real England. The rest is just embarrassingly poor shitholes, subsidised heavily by us in the city. Leeches and fucking scroungers. Fuck off and earn your keep instead of taking my tax money.

>Her passing will be the most significant event of the 21st Century.
lol no.

But Harry is the product of cuckholdery

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We know you're baiting lad, thats why we gave you lame responses

Thank you for Correcting the Record(tm)!

those are big boobs

no it wont, everone will bitch for a bit, the economy will wobble a bit, then in a few months back to normal just like every other time

>not an argument

Not the North you geographical invalid

HMMM REALLY MAKES YOU THINK

ASIDE FROM LONDON EVERYTHING IS PRETTY MUCH EQUAL

>baiting
>truth
Name one thing that I got wrong then mate just ONE

Traitors should be hanged tbqh.

Reminder Peter Hitchens is a cuck

>obvious bait is obvious

>>UK waterpark bans bikinis and orders visitors to wear 'Islamically appropriate' clothes
OP IS A FAGGOT
OLD NEW IS OLD
OP SHOULD GET FUCKED TO DEATH BY MUDSLIMES
ITT: people who like to put up with total BS

Yeah and London is the best fucking city in Britain.

Harry "the Bastard" will never be King.

>oops, better throw a hash in front of this, that's what the cool kids do nowadays

Shills are making the OPs again.

London's the only important place in the South m8, everywhere else just rides on its coattails

Go back to sucking cock on Brighton beach lad

You mean Canterbury.

He is a cuck. He's pretty red pilled on some issues though

This EU = Europe meme REALLY needs to die already.

>Europe == EU

REEEEEEEEEEE

Are you going to hang yourself then bootlicker? You're betraying your own self interests.

The Queen is literally disgusted by poorfags like you and yet you still worship her lmao

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Well, now I'm just going to include it in every single thread I make from now on because you two are being autistic.

>When you misspell your own DONUTSTEEL """""""""""""""insult""""""""""""" in the name field

Embarrassing southern education.

I've worked all over the UK. There were places I went to in and around London where the store managers could not speak English, which is fucking ridiculous for a manager. They had to come and get some one to interoperate for them. Fucking pathetic, London has fallen

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>Fuckwits actually defending London ITT

Is this the face of late-night brit/pol/?

>alt conservative
>irish republican

and yet you support the thrread by staying in it?
your as bad as OP, your both FAGGOTS
OP IS A FAGGOT

This.

My retarded cousin that lives in wales was afraid all his friends and gf would get depoted.

>Gf is part polish

ayy lmao we're leaving the EU these european nationals are fucked!

>HM Queen Elizabeth II dies (long live the Queen)
>The world is in shock
>one of the most important leaders of the 20th and 21st centuries has passed
>State funeral is held
>Nation mourns
>World leaders attend
>Charles is King
>Coronation of the new monarch

Meanwhile, everything else carries on as normal.

Just dumping while I do other shit lad. Why don't you make a new OP?

It's Saturday and Summerfags haven't gone away yet, it's to be expected really.

I don't know if they are defending London but the Northerners trying to say the South is full of Muslims are having a laugh.

London has loads Yes but Northern cities are far more infected than southern ones.

>being autistic.
>makes thread with year old news
>thinks we're the problem
OP IS A FAGGOT

I'd take because of a tiny inconvenience

People like you don't deserve jobs

>this is real

westminstercollection.com/p-R085/The-Official-Frozen-Anna-Silver-1oz-Coin.aspx