>I'll have a beer
I'll have a beer
>gimme a (insert generic liquor) on the rocks
whats the problem?
i actually order my beer like that.
>It's not my beer
>aint me starts playing
>I'll have a gin and tonic
>Guy meets a girl and orders her a girly drink
>"No, I am more of a beer girl"
There is no way this is more than one person
>These fuckers don't have no sierra mist? Honey get your coat
11 posters friendo :^)
can I bave a sode pob?
Kee-oming right up!
wat
>Get me some whiskey
>...And leave the bottle
>takes one sip
>"I gotta go"
>character orders some food
>doesn't eat a single bite
>leaves
This doesn't really work. Girls fake liking whiskey these days.
t. alcoholic who actually likes drinking
>and another beer
>gimme another pint, George
>Ugh I dunno. You sure? I think you may have had enough.
>I'll TELL YIU WHEN IVE HAD ENOUGH!
>Bartender gets a second pint of ice cream from the freezer
>...and your other beer
>characters get up and walk out without touching the plates of food they ordered
>bartender slides shot glass along the bar
>patron grabs it with one hand, drinks it and slams the glass back down
>sad chad alone at a bar
>gorgeous women walks up to him to have sex
>protagonist sits at bar
>bartender asks, "What'll be, pal?"
>"I'll have a beer," replies the protag
>no specification as to what kind of beer or brand name
>bartender doesn't ask what kind when there is a whole shit ton of kinds and brands
>bartender grabs a random beer from the fridge and hands it to him and walks away
>doesn't ask if protag wants to start a tab or pay right away
I worked at a bar, this isn't how this works.
Really rustles my jimmies.
>father comes down to breakfast table that looks like it's laid out for the entire royal family
>grabs one slice of bread and puts butter on it
>takes one bite
>"I gotta go"
>poisoning your body with the disgusting filth known as alcohol.
She grew up with 5 brothers
Not even chad, but that happens to me when I go out alone
>customer tries this meme in real life
>gets annoyed when I ask him be more specific
>gets even more annoyed when what I give him isn't to his taste
I must've burnt down a whole bunch of orphanages in a previous life to get stuck as a barcuck
Works pretty much like that.
I go to bars so I know.
kek
the life of a wagie is a harsh one. don't even have time for breakfast
>not drinking your pathetic ass to death and embracing the drunk you
kys yourself
>and your other the rocks
...
>not calling it a lolly water
>I'll have whatever he's having
I ask for double vodkas all the time though.
Holy shit ur a fag
That's a lovely horse. Do you take him to the horse dentist?
>lights cigarette
>takes one half arsed drag
>stubs it out
Bars work like that here though bro. If you ask for "a beer" they will just serve you the most common/popular beer in the area.
t. Belgian
Gin and tonic is great, you little queer.
how do you even praise gin and tonic and call someone else a queer in the same sentence
I was just on vacation there a while ago, I miss the beer man. Bourgogne des Flandres is 10/10
Best sex I've ever had too desu
I actually know people who do this, it's called cutting down. I recommend you try if you don't want your face to look like a leather glove.
Kek