I'll have a beer

>I'll have a beer

>gimme a (insert generic liquor) on the rocks

whats the problem?
i actually order my beer like that.

>It's not my beer

>aint me starts playing

>I'll have a gin and tonic

>Guy meets a girl and orders her a girly drink
>"No, I am more of a beer girl"

There is no way this is more than one person

>These fuckers don't have no sierra mist? Honey get your coat

11 posters friendo :^)

can I bave a sode pob?

Kee-oming right up!

wat

>Get me some whiskey
>...And leave the bottle

>takes one sip
>"I gotta go"

>character orders some food
>doesn't eat a single bite
>leaves

This doesn't really work. Girls fake liking whiskey these days.
t. alcoholic who actually likes drinking

>and another beer

>gimme another pint, George
>Ugh I dunno. You sure? I think you may have had enough.
>I'll TELL YIU WHEN IVE HAD ENOUGH!
>Bartender gets a second pint of ice cream from the freezer

>...and your other beer

>characters get up and walk out without touching the plates of food they ordered

>bartender slides shot glass along the bar
>patron grabs it with one hand, drinks it and slams the glass back down

>sad chad alone at a bar
>gorgeous women walks up to him to have sex

>protagonist sits at bar
>bartender asks, "What'll be, pal?"
>"I'll have a beer," replies the protag
>no specification as to what kind of beer or brand name
>bartender doesn't ask what kind when there is a whole shit ton of kinds and brands
>bartender grabs a random beer from the fridge and hands it to him and walks away
>doesn't ask if protag wants to start a tab or pay right away
I worked at a bar, this isn't how this works.
Really rustles my jimmies.

>father comes down to breakfast table that looks like it's laid out for the entire royal family
>grabs one slice of bread and puts butter on it
>takes one bite
>"I gotta go"

>poisoning your body with the disgusting filth known as alcohol.

She grew up with 5 brothers

Not even chad, but that happens to me when I go out alone

>customer tries this meme in real life
>gets annoyed when I ask him be more specific
>gets even more annoyed when what I give him isn't to his taste

I must've burnt down a whole bunch of orphanages in a previous life to get stuck as a barcuck

Works pretty much like that.
I go to bars so I know.

kek

the life of a wagie is a harsh one. don't even have time for breakfast

>not drinking your pathetic ass to death and embracing the drunk you

kys yourself

>and your other the rocks

...

>not calling it a lolly water

>I'll have whatever he's having

I ask for double vodkas all the time though.

Holy shit ur a fag

That's a lovely horse. Do you take him to the horse dentist?

>lights cigarette
>takes one half arsed drag
>stubs it out

Bars work like that here though bro. If you ask for "a beer" they will just serve you the most common/popular beer in the area.

t. Belgian

Gin and tonic is great, you little queer.

how do you even praise gin and tonic and call someone else a queer in the same sentence

I was just on vacation there a while ago, I miss the beer man. Bourgogne des Flandres is 10/10
Best sex I've ever had too desu

I actually know people who do this, it's called cutting down. I recommend you try if you don't want your face to look like a leather glove.

Kek