Trek

The Orville premieres in 10 minutes. Who here ready for the spiritual successor to Star Trek? Who here ready for it to blow Discovery out of the water?

I am so FREAKING pumped, broskis.

Damn straight, OP. Jacked up and good to go.

Hasn't been getting great reviews so far, and we may be in for an awkward first season. So basically this is trek.

Why do all the women have to wear trousers? They should all wear short but not miniskirt short skirts and pantyhose.

I'll trust trek fans over reviewers. I think this show is meant for us and the reviewers don't really get that.

scifi show on fox, it will be dead in 6 months. If it doesn't get canned immediately they'll start fucking with the time slot in the next 30 days (like they always do). It'll move from Sundays to Tuesdays to Thursdays and then to Wednesday, they'll make it impossible for it to build an audience.

>scifi show on fox, it will be dead in 6 days

Fixed that for you.

god damn Seth looks old

MACFARLANE KEKED BY XENO CHAD.

NORM!

GETTING THE BAND TOGETHER MONTAGE XD

Is there any stream up for this? Fuck television

aaaaaaand it already blows.

Is that a... beer?

DUDE PENIS LMAO

There doesn't seem to be much lore

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That time travel show on FOX, with the white guy the black guy and the chick. that was comfy as fuck.

this is straight up cancer

Sliders?

So far kinda feels like Seth is holding back because he wants this to be a genuine love letter to Trek and not just Family Guy or Ted in Space.

Well, the production value is nice.

Football isn't over yet. Then when that ends I'll watch it comes at night

Wow. This is the best Trek show ever made, IMO.

Making History

This looks like those expensive shows that FOX used to crap out in the late 90s and early 2000s that always got cancelled after 3 episodes because nobody gave a shit.

>chief of security
>BA in music composition

too soon?

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>legendarily racist
/ourguy/ confirmed

Robot best character already.

Bashirfaggot is gonna ship those 2, isn't he.

He's like Data but better.

Why is Cassidy Yates a medical officer now.

I like this so far guys

>tfw your co-captain is your ex wife

FOX U SO FUNNY OMG

watching this and hoping for the best

Enjoying it so far...

K, this is making me want to do this shit for a living

That really that much different than the Riker-Troi dynamic in early TNG?

You live like a rat

I wanna see the super strength qt pick something heavy up

People gave a shit. The shows were eating into Fox exec's coke fund

Can't watch it. They are playing guys interviewing the hurricane.
Orlandofag

heh

NORM MCDONALD IS A BLOB

This is honestly the best thing I have seen in quite a while. Funny, but not a sitcom. It has heart. This could be truly good.

>seth has to co pilot with his ex-wife, who literally cuckolded him with an alien and for some reason WANTS to co pilot with him SPECIFICALLY

idk i kinda like it

This is the only good scifi

>those awkward moments when the whole crew flying a ship

FOX U DONE IT AGAIN

This is really, really bad. Not funny. So many cringe worthy scenes.

Black guy seems like worst character so far.

Ed's ex-wife looks like THAT?

woah...

Where talking dog

Ah 90s fox. Now they had some good shows back then

>Fleet admiral(S)
wtf

So far this actually isn't awful

Regardless of the tone, it is really odd seeing a big, orchestral-backed, space show on network TV again.

As an actress, how do you do you go your life with a mole RIGHT BETWEEN YOUR FUCKING EYES and not have anyone recommend you remove that shit

Another Seth McFarlane failure.

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>it's his fault
classic women

stream?

Didn't even notice it till you mentioned it.

Yeah, this is gonna get canceled. No point in even following it.

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Light all the candles user

Vanity, Insecurity... line the Jew plastic surgeons' pockets.

Clean your room son

I want to lick it

Hi Seth

Jeez the whole ex wife thing is just fucking terrible. What an awful angle.

How much of the budget went towards Seth's hairpiece?

>not typical Seth MacFarlane comedy
>not typical Trek philosophical and preachiness
Yeah this Not even sure who this is really targeting to be honest.

cancel Orville and just play Spaceballs for the rest of the night

about 10%

Might be a slow burn desu

We'll see if it's typical McFarlane shit or has a bit more substance. Given that this is broadcast TV, though, I'm not wildly optimistic.

It's targeting Star Trek fans.

Her dad is a plastic surgeon and performed her tit job...which she did not need.

not an argument, bitchy faggot.

Troi never managed to drive Riker to drink. Also Riker managed to keep Troi from getting RIDGED.

But that just mean Bashir got friend zoned.

I am laughing my BUTT off at this. Have laughed so hard so many times so far. But also, it's really kind of important and serious. Love this show.

Diggin the music. Mcfarlane always does orchestra well.

People probably spend their time looking a bit lower

Look up Jordan B. Peterson on YouTube.

This is going to do just as well as the Cleveland Show. The Winner, Dads, Border Town, etc, etc, etc

I haven't laughed once. What a terrible show.

football - boo - have to wait for good show to come on

The comedy is just awful. But it does feel like it's trying to emulate normal trek.

Wtf Bashir's dad has white hair now.

It's not a comedy.

And then Bashir's dad showed up for some reason.

I have laughed multiple times. What a great show.

dog licking balls behind bashirs dad = first laugh of the show

Why was it advertised as a comedy then?

its an attempt at sincere drama with comedy mixed in

Then why is it making shit attempts at humor? It's a shit drama too let's rule that out as well.

You know what? This show has been really terrific so far. Just great. I kinda like this program. Hope FOX keeps it around! ;)

Because Fox

Holy shit do they not have teleporters??

>falsifying info
>could go to jail
I chuckled.

>genetic research
MacFarlane really is a Trek fan.

This has got flop written all over it.