Brit/pol/ - Sunday morning shitposting Edition

>Today's Papers 4/9/16
sli.mg/a/zYdPiV

>Carnage in Calais: Horrific crash as jungle migrant gangs target tourists in cars and MoS journalists are badly hurt in terrifying new ambush technique
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3772571/Carnage-Calais-Horrific-crash-jungle-migrant-gangs-target-tourists-cars-MoS-journalists-badly-hurt-terrifying-new-ambush-technique.html

>The jungle at Calais will Be Demolished, vows French interior minister
breitbart.com/london/2016/09/02/jungle-calais-demolished-french-interior-minister/

>Junior doctors may desert NHS over contract, says union boss
theguardian.com/society/2016/sep/03/junior-doctors-desert-nhs-over-contract-bma-mccourt

>G20 'honey trap' warning: Fears Prime Minister's officials will be seduced by Chinese spies and have hotel rooms bugged
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/09/03/g20-honey-trap-warning-fears-prime-ministers-officials-will-be-s/

>HUGE EU BLOW: Switzerland’s biggest political party unveils plans to leave Schengen
express.co.uk/news/world/706961/Switzerland-EU-Schengen-zone-immigration-leave

>Eddie Izzard has pink beret stolen at anti-Brexit march - and gives chase in high heels
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/09/03/thousands-to-march-for-europe-in-protest-against-brexit/

>Theresa May: UK will be 'global leader in free trade'
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-37257006

>March for Europe rallies held across UK
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-uk-leaves-the-eu-37265840

>The Nigel Farage Show - 3rd September 2016
youtube.com/watch?v=q1BJS-IbmWA

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theguardian.com/politics/2016/sep/03/uk-warship-to-tackle-libya-people-smugglers
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bbc.co.uk/news/uk-37268458
youtube.com/watch?v=zCuTtN40G-E
hrw.org/report/2015/06/19/mediterranean-migration-crisis/why-people-flee-what-eu-should-do
openmigration.org/en/op-ed/how-immigrants-are-saving-the-italian-economy-and-pensions/
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Nth for Kiwi Cutie.

First for civic nationalism

REAL THREAD
IGNORE SPLIT THREAD SHILLS

Fuck you two faggots

Every time

I am fucking sick of the other thread splitting cuck cunt.

Who /hopeAFDwin/?

Nth for glorious Scotland eternal.

Went up Schiehallion today. It was glorious and a feel you little beady bed-wetters will never understand: heritage, tradition, honour, pride.

How does it feel to have your race destroyed by the two greatest Scottish politicians of all time - Blair and Brown. Only then to be saved by Cameron (a Scot!).

Truly a pathetic little brown race. Thanks for your women who so willingly throw themselves at my big Scottish cock whenever I'm down winning business over my weak anglo "competitors".

Pussy boys/. We own you.

You ought to be paying us more for having the privilege of our rule.

We're stronger, cleverer, faster, more traditional. Blonder, lighter-skinned, and have lighter eyes.

Whenever I'm in your shithole I'm a God among little brown haired brown eyed beta cunts who literally cower in my presence upon seeing me and hearing my accent.

Every link is about your fuccboi Blair. I think I'll stick to this on you fucking faggot.

Quite funny seeing all the usual lefty Brit celebs going after Corbyn now, snide little jokes about him ad nauseam. I'd never vote Labour but he's a principled MP even if I dislike his politics.

It's the referendum tactic all over: make something equatable to Nazism until others start to believe it, then convince your little echo chamber that you're on the winning side.

Cool story Vlad.

Who Evalion here?

youtu.be/H349tmMEVl8

youtu.be/f3AF5CJG76k

youtu.be/wJ-MMTPx5nQ

I haven't seen him around here before today. I'm assuming he's the same one that makes all those shill threads every single day too.

Blair's Labour did so fucking well with indoctrination and propaganda. It's crazy. Every celebrity, news outlet and big company just toes the line of middle-ground Labour with a sprinkle of globalism and white-hate.

>I haven't seen him around here before today.

he's been around over a month now unfortunately

I personally love that the corbynites and blairites are turning on each other with such regularity

Y'ALL POSTING IN A LATE SHILL THREAD

KEITH VAZ POPPERS SHAME

He's a d&c shill and everyone hates and ignores him. I assume he's friends with the blairite shill. And that they're both jews.

>I assume he's friends with

I've noticed even when people agree with him they take shots at him, it's funny as hell

You are replying to a self admited negro yid

Fuck off you blairite cunt

Damn.
>Pic not quite related. Some user was kind enough to share it with me yesterday.

It doesn't mention that the prozzies were male!

mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/married-mp-keith-vaz-tells-8763805

He's fucking done.

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EVERYBODY'S a shill.

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theguardian.com/politics/2016/sep/03/uk-warship-to-tackle-libya-people-smugglers

The picture looks to have Photo-shopped swimmers.

Who could have predicted that there would be problems when both Britain and France decided to commit nation-suicide?

This comes as a complete shock.

Probably not in these degenerate times.

Defacing the queen delegitimises your claim to the real thread. You'd know this if you weren't a piece of shit.

what is the fucking point when stupid italy is picking them up 50ft from the libyan shore anyways

Noted. Thanks.

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>get bored
>Start browsing local prostitutes to see if I recognise any of them
>See this

I thought prostitution was degenerate for the longest time but fuck me. If I wasn't in a relationship I'd be very very tempted to go for this tbqh

adult.vivastreet.co.uk/escort high-wycombe-hp13/hot-and-sexy-japanese-sweety-in-high-wycombe/138729562

Even our threads are full of cucks and jews. Everyone knows who they are niw though so their shilling capital is basically zero. Tried too hard.

YES YES YES YES

Hahahaha what a prick.

>5 posts by this ID

He's calling me a Jew, and seems to have deep-rooted hatred for them from what I've noted. This is far too confusing for me.

Real THREAD
REAL THREAD
REAL THREAD

Check out archives. Same negroid semitic friends that posts.

>Visitors: 1065

what do my fellow britanons think about Liberty GB?

If she's less than 200 you'll be lucky if she looks even remotely like her pics.

You know you want to lad

do it m8
for queen and country

ivan is a traitorous scot in russia that sometimes also posts from finland

there's no way she looks anything like that pic

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I'm fucking engaged. I'm not going to throw that all away by nutting in some gook prostitute, and besides. As said. It seems too good to be true.

nah do it it'll be good banter for your speech

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Holy fuck. You are literally giving migrants a trip to Europe. All onboard! Next stop: Europe.

Can't believe they actually organised Operation Sophia to bring migrants in, instead of sending them back. Fucking outrageous. Merkel and Juncker should be fucking hanged for this.

Sometimes you're lucky and get a fucking amazing one. But it's not worth it anyway. You've got a race to propagate. Gz btw.

Keep fighting the good fight brother.

They're attacking each other now, so our subversion is working.

Calling up all true Scotsman for this most noble cause.

Death to the inferior beady English!

Keep that Danegeld coming you little betas!

Seriously. How much do you get paid for this? Is it worth it to spend your whole life futilely like this?

What Anglo worships

Have you seen what the Italians are doing? I don't have the diagram handy but there were Italians talking about it on here yesterday and today. Basically they're picking up the migrants about a mile off of the Libyan shore and sailing them ~350 miles across the Mediterranean to the Italian mainland. It's fucking nuts.

does anyone have any helmers?
I fucking love them but I always forget to save them

Fucking traitors. How can those coast guards live with themselves?

>mfw the Russian has been shitposting 24/7 for well over 2 weeks now

Probably longer

What Scot worships

eu as usual fucked them and made it a requirement to bring any they find to italy

Not even joking. Italy should let the boats sink.

You make the journey. You risk your life.

Italy is pretty much sailing to Libya and picking people up. What the fuck?

I've never hired a prostitute. Now I'm getting married, providing the relationship doesn't break down, I never will.

One of those things I'll never do I suppose. What's it like

Hey leafbro! The only foreign flag that (I think) I can trust.

they still haven't leveled the fucking Jungle? I thought the deadline was months ago. I still have the webms of them clearing out all their cucksheds in a panic

>star wars imperial march starts playing

>The MP said: “He was OK. He forgot the condom though. I had to f*** him without a condom.”

>He was then asked how he knew the man was clear of sexually transmitted diseases – and replied: “I didn’t know.”

>When asked by one of the men whether he wanted to use a condom this time, Mr Vaz – who last year fronted a safe sex campaign in his constituency – said “No”.

>Minutes later, the men said they undressed. Mr Vaz then told the younger one: “Take your shirt off. I’m going to attack you.”

>One of the escorts said he was nervous about joining in a foursome.

>Mr Vaz replied: “Oh sh**. Oh my God. You have to join in.”


AHAHAHAHAHAHA

Probably the funniest political scandal since that Tory MPs daughter was outed as an escort about 15y ago

>its a brit/pol/ gets shitted up by foreign flags episode

They should open fire and send them back. They are attempting to cross the maritime borders of another state.

Holy fuck, if we and the Hungarians managed those borders, none of them would get in.

Hey, is this that Monty Python skit where the sky scrapers do battle like pirates?

Perhaps it's a ploy, tell them they're coming, they rush to the trucks.

I love british politics so much.

Fake

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-37268458

She seems committed. I'm feeling optimistic, lads.

>other leaders turn up in cuck planes with shitty state emblems and bright colours
>may turns up in grey royal air force star destroyer

HE'S PROBABLY A PAEDO AS WELL

tfw ur slowly growing to love her

Kind of want to die to be honest

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Daily reminder that Angloland is currently in bondage to Scotland, to whom the little brown inferior race pay tribute and protection money.

Scotland has literally financially and politically enslaved the lesser races in Angloland, whose parliament is held to ransom by Scottish politicians, whilst the Caledonians enjoy their own devolved parliament AND anglo tribute money for the privilege of the greatest Scottish subverters Blair and Brown literally destroying the Anglo race through mass immigration.

How does it feel to have lost yet again to the stronger, smarter, more aggressive northerners?

Who will you call this time to protect you, given that the romans, anglos, and normans, now shitskins, have failed to stop the north?

Weak and pathetic people who are now facing extermination through increased birthrates of the brown peoples Scotland flooded you with.

Eternal Scotia wins again!

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Sometimes pretty sweet my dude. Sometimes absolutely degenerate. This one time I found an amazingly hot brunette italian. Got round there and some random opened the door. Took me 5 mins before I realised that she expected me to fuck her. She had hair the colour and texture of stale pig sty hay, hairy nipples and a mole the size of a 50p in the middle of her back. It was Valentine's day so I felt obliged to pity fuck her. It was all I could do not to be sick on her rancid face. Sweet enough gal though.

I can't believe how much my opinion is being swayed so far. I fucking hated her as homesec.
could it be that it was all cuckeron?

this'll push you over the edge youtube.com/watch?v=zCuTtN40G-E

I think you need to lay off the porridge there mate

go to bed nicola

Same, I hated her because I was a lolbertarian. But in the last couple of years my towns been filled with nogs and muds and my car got stolen.

They don't want him raising their taxes. Cunts. It was the same with Miliband and the mansion tax. Myleene Klass screeched. Happy to moralise but no interest in helping the poor in reality. Fucking liberals. Hope Corbyn seizes all their wealth desu.

Who /sleepy and comfy/? Glorious rain

you're not pity fucking her if you paid you delusional trickass bitch

hi, don't do that though it could be a traitorous frog

I was trying to find the eu thing for italy being required to bring any they find back to italy and all I found was shit like hrw.org/report/2015/06/19/mediterranean-migration-crisis/why-people-flee-what-eu-should-do
and
openmigration.org/en/op-ed/how-immigrants-are-saving-the-italian-economy-and-pensions/
and now I'm seriously angry

two years living in london fasttracked my redpilling
happy to be back in the good old west country

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There is literally nothing wrong with porridge. I'll never understand this insult, assuming that's what it's meant to be.

RULE BRITANNIA

RULE TROTT

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>thinking the photos are real

daft cunt

I'm in a little market town man, my next move is to welsh borders. Feels bad white flighting.

unfortunately that's the situation certain people have forced us into

>tfw she will never crush your head between her thighs

She should've been paying me.