The Silmarillion

Alright my fellows who would you cast to play in the inevitable HBO series for the greatest fantasy novel of the 20th century

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I'll start by casting Brad Pitt as Fingolfin. I can see this dude going to to toe with Morgoth

Fingolfin has to RESIST Morgoth. Guaranteed (((they))) will even give him Orange hair.

jennifer lawrence as a female elf, leading role

DiCaprio as Fëanor.

Who do you think ((they)) will cast as based Feänor

Fuck you.

DiCaprio because he's good at playing angry autists.

Idris Elba as Beren

you mean as Eöl

Tom Hardy as morgoth
he's a big guy

that boat is fucking gay and so is middle earth

How can high eleves even compete?

joke's on you
that isn't middle earth

shutup nerd

>Middle earth

It's Varda you dumb kek

HBO just makes pulp fiction, doesn't it? I don't think they have what it takes to do The Silmarillion right.

What if just The Hobbit but good

Emilia Clarke as Galadriel.
Also her character gets 100x screentime compared to the book.
You know that's inevitable.

Morgan Freeman as Eru Iluvatar

jason momoa as morgoth

>Making a movie about the encyclopedia

Rihanna as Ungoliant

can a movie without a female lead shoehorned in even happen any more

in the hobbits they shoved in a made up female gelfling bitch just to fill the quota

It's not nice to fat shame.

Annatar

Silmarillion will never happen because tolkien's son is salty about the movies butchering the book

pretty good actually

About the LOTR movies or the Hobbit movies?

Not sure about the hobbit but apparently they butchered the books by making LOTR an action Hollywood movie, and I think WB withheld money from the tolkien estate and that started a lawsuit.
Silmarillion probably won't happen any time soon

yeah, they butchered the hell out of the books for LotR. i still love the films though. the hobbit trilogy on the other hand is of course complete trash. this video shows why the hobbit films were as bad as they were

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Boyega as everyone
We wuz Noldor

is midle earth flat?

Buscemi as Annatar
Walken as Morgoth
Kimbo Slice as Tulkas
Tilda Swinton as all male elves
Eddie Murphy as comedy relief dwarves

It was before Numenor got sank and Aman removed from the physical plane, so for quite a while

>Kimbo Slice as Tulkas

got some bad news user

Extre M. Bordom as main lead role should do just fine and give justice to the source material

Can't watch right now but is is the video about everything being done just in time and with a million rewrites? I've seen that before.

>Peter Jackson is a hack
Is what I got out of that entire clip. I already knew that, it's nice to see hackson admit it himself.

Quentin Tarantino should direct it

Cate Blanchett as the riverdancing Galadriel

>american actors

>Eddie Murphy as comedy relief dwarves
i would love to see thousands of small bearded eddie murphs slaughter elves in Nargothrond

smells like an oscar nomination

pretty classic

No, Feanor is a pretty, pretty boi, dicaprio is too much of an old man now

huh..
RIP sweet prince
you're getting knocked out by the angels now

No one will play in this shit.

all niggers and stronk jewess ladies

desu i hope they dont make any more middle earth shit so it doesnt get pozzed up

>He's too old now
Then we're quite limited on choices.

Henry Cavill could do it, maybe