booze can only do so much. what kind of genetics just completely changes you into a different form.. thats worse.
its like his genes were some kind of ancient strain that is only desirable in the younger years long enough to attract a mate and reproduce, but then literally fucking melt into a hippopotamus, im so confused.
His face hasn't actually changed that much, he just put on a lot of weight. That, and the beard
Elijah Reyes
>His face hasn't actually changed that much,
dude, WHAT, his FUCKING face is FUCKING BULGING APART
HIS fucking EYES are POPPING OUT OF HIS fucking HEAD
Ian Carter
if you watch the episode youll learn he was only ever that skinny because he was bulimic.
some people are naturally meant to be bigger. he looks like one of those people
Hudson Perry
The difference between those two pictures is like 85lbs... thats a lot. If he lost it all and was the same weight as before, he'd look better (except for the 17 years of aging)
He has major coke bloat, has injured himself interally.
Drugs alter the way your face looks.
Caleb Gutierrez
Imagine looking worse than the guy who was expelled from your high school for smearing shit on a locker.
Nicholas Edwards
SMASHED and SLAMMED
Ayden Brooks
Have you seen his dad and uncle? He is beginning to look exactly like them. Vito has those crazy bug eyes too.
Logan Russell
i knew a guy who made the exact same transformation in half a year just because he stopped using drugs (i don't know what he took, but certainly a huge amount of stimulants) no joke
Jose Morales
HE'S BAM MARGERA HE LOVES TO SKATE HE ALSO LIKES TO SHAKE THINGS UP A BIT
Liam Hall
IM GONNA GIVE YOU WHAT YOU NEED
Mason Nguyen
Aging after 30 encreases body fat and reduces muscle tissue
He didn't gain a ton of weight, but most of it went to his face. That's basically it.
Tyler Evans
He also talked funny in that episode...does he have fake teeth?
Jordan Williams
YO THIS IS A VITO THREAD NOW
Ethan Roberts
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Blake Baker
...
Hudson Murphy
People get old. It will happen to you.
Nicholas Barnes
not if i kill myself when i get ugly
Nathaniel Collins
A lot of alcohol and drugs
Jonathan James
anyone have the conspiracy chart that shows what level bam margera afterlife is at
Brody Powell
He's just turning into his father.
It might happen to you one day.
Anthony Flores
He's clearly on fin and Minox, got the distinctive bloat wrinkle
Hudson Gomez
My father is a responsible and caring person with a family
William Walker
That's Jess...
Jayden Ramirez
I googled fin and minox and i dont think either of them are actual words
John Hernandez
its part of getting older user. You will get there some day too
Jacob Diaz
>how, how does this happen >early 20s before pic >late 30s after It's almost as if grew 2 decades older, Op.
Aiden Baker
bam's dad seems awesome. encouraged kids having fun, got his son interested in making videos, and took him all over the place to those skate spots/competitions. should've maybe tried to teach him about drugs and alcohol, but there was no way for a parent to prepare their kid for becoming as rich and famous as bam was that early in life.
Jaxson Wright
WOW. You delusional faggot. Age has nothing to do with him being fat.
Camden Flores
How does that go away? Training your jaw doesn't always help
Lincoln Stewart
...
Jose Carter
ABACUS
Tyler Harris
It's Chris Raab, who was expelled from high school for smearing shit on a locker.
Ethan Ross
Time to re watch all the Viva la bam episodes just for the Vito and Dico shenanigans
Josiah Watson
do you think that when you to sit ups, you lose fat only from your stomach? it doesn't work like that, you can't choose which places you lose fat from specifically. the body chooses where it places the fat, depending on genetics and hormones. you lose weight from all over your body, including your face, if you lose weight.
Nathan Rivera
you lie and deceive.
Xavier Wood
>realizes it's the weight making him look shit >creates pointless thread anyway Go to bed, twat.
Jason Reyes
Anti balding drugs.
Aaron Morgan
>thinking that age has anything to do with getting old
hope you don't breed
Lucas King
>>thinking that age has anything to do with getting old You're breaking curfew, Jaden.
Matthew King
I'm 28, you dip
Colton Nelson
>cgi canonballs
Aiden Bailey
W A S T E D O U N D E D
Colton Phillips
earthrockers unite
Colton Richardson
he used to be a bulimic. What he looks like now is probably what he should have looked like
Brayden Torres
White people genetics
Adrian Roberts
>the episode Episode of what?
Asher Cook
...
Adam Bell
I'm super happy I have never watched reality TV. I'd rather sit through any anime marathon than an hour of sk8r bois the series.
Dylan Cook
He looks like Pepe now.
Kayden Russell
AAAA SUSHI FISH
Lincoln Martinez
>I don't want to have a good laugh
Okay, thank you for your valuable input
Leo Howard
None of this is good and you'd get a better laugh sharing beers with good ol boys at your local speedway
Jace Foster
>it's another retarded underage user trying to comprehend what aging can do episode
Logan Fisher
how, how does this happen
he looks completely different.
Eli Rodriguez
had*
Grayson Adams
>he didn't start blasting and crusing at 30
Ethan Ramirez
What was Vitos problem. I know he was an alcoholic, but there had to be some kind of Autism going on with him.
Brandon Long
>20 years pass >OH MY GOD WHAT HAPPENED TO HIM HE LOOKS SO BAD WHAT WENT WRONG??? JUST!!! kys
Hudson Collins
Damn I didnt know Vito died. Looking at his wiki page I also didnt know he fondled little kids and was a registered sex offender.
Fucker died of obesity and organ failure from alcoholism at age 59.
Bam better get his shit together.
Daniel Martinez
woman here. He's literally hotter in the older picture. The first one looks too boyish and girly looking. The second one looks like a hot older dad
Joshua Bennett
Fuck off roastie.
Nicholas Foster
Dude Its always drugs
Always booze or fucking meth makes you age 10x faster and make you 10x fatter (if booze) or 10x skinnier (if meth).
Im only a weedfaggot so I look 5 years younger according to others and yes Im near the shit age where your get your parent genes hitting full maximum
Justin Sanders
the episode where he admits to be bulimic
Parker Rodriguez
Epicly Later'd
Anthony Williams
Never underestimate time McNigga
Eli Robinson
Smoking anything ages you my dude, also enjoy your lung cancer lmao weed
Gavin Miller
>he fondled little kids and was a registered sex offender
He honked some JB boobies, it wasn't anything serious
Ryder Reyes
He's just turning into Phil.
It's normal for you to slowly turn into your dad.
Xavier Wright
Putting that shit into your body will make your balls stop working. Forcing your body into a constant state of high test means you are going to crash really fucking hard when you can't do gear anymore because your liver and heart are fucked. You'll turn into a woman
Ryan Sanchez
Thats fucked up then, ruined a mans life over something so minor.
Gabriel Wright
he's definitely mentally ill. you can see it in his eyes, his chemically fucked in the brain.
Xavier Flores
>tfw vito was wrongly labelled a pedophile sex-offender and drank himself to death out of shame
Lincoln James
I didn't realize how great of a dad Phil was until I watched Bam's Epicly Later'd
Connor Edwards
Testosterone my dude
Charles Garcia
Hard drugs friendo
Isaiah Campbell
I am almost 30 and have been drinking like a fish for about 2/3 as long as him, and people still tell me I look pretty young for my age
He was just destined to turn out looking like Phil, which was his worst nightmare come true
Owen Thomas
Can't believe he's been dead for 2 years
Justin Russell
Finasteride, Minoxidyl
Hudson Bailey
it's called getting older and living hard and gaining like 50 pounds.
Logan Howard
He looks like his dad now you fucking retarded. Go look at April and Phil he looks just like them
Nicholas Powell
Take your retarded fat acceptance somewhere else he's just becoming a lazy fat alcoholic
Cooper Gonzalez
Literally LMAOing at your life you fucking dweeb
Julian Turner
I was expecting something a lot more surprising, but looking at the image he really is just the spitting image of his dad.
Age just caught up with him, i guess, but it's not like he looks overly damaged. it's just age + fat + beard makes him look like his father instead of a gaunt babyfaced person.
Benjamin Miller
Coke does that to you and most the time you're doing blow you drink way to much so you have both fucking up your shit
Carson Cooper
>not cracking open a cold Pepsi blue with your buddies after roaming around town either skating, playing a game of "wall ball", playing some runescape, watching some malcom in the middle, listening to some blink 182 and offspring, and watching jackass 2 while eating elios pizza You literally lived the early-mid 00s wrong you nerd
Noah Brooks
But I'm 27 and drank 2 liters of vodka a week for 6 years and still look 17
Bentley Cooper
Literally me.
Colton Jones
He would look as good if he stayed in shape. His facial features haven't changed at all if you ignore the 50 pounds of fat
Christopher Gutierrez
i would make a joke but seeing how much time has passed so fast depresses me
Grayson Carter
Same. Also why don't kids skate anymore? The park in my old town that used to be so full of kids we had to wait on the bleachers and "take turns" was desolate the entire week I was visiting my parents. Made me genuinely sad
Luis Reed
Because skateboarding is fucking retarded.
"Lets hurl our vulnerable bodies around at high speeds on planks of woods, smashing our balls on steel railings and breaking our legs try to ride up concrete walls."
Just play football, by which i mean football and not handegg.
Colton Sanders
MAnnnn I had such a crush on him in the jackass/viva la bam days... he looks like life has fucked him up good..