Buttfeed shut hell up

>Buttfeed shut hell up
>Buttfeed
>BUTTFEED

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Whats wrong with cargo shorts? It gives me many pockets to hold things, unlike women and numales who wear pants and shorts with no pockets

more like whinywhitecuckwithacomplexfeed.

Link to article:
buzzfeed.com/pablovaldivia/we-need-to-talk-about-cargo-shorts
Didn't even read it yet but I already asume (((muh sexissmz)))

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What do you carry in your pockets on an average day?

Left pocket: phone
Right pocket: keys, pencil, pen
Back right pocket: wallet

I'd love nothing more than to see everyrone at buzzfeed beheaded

Dear women,
No.

Stop telling me what to wear, my body my choice. I wear them for me, not for you.

Also, function before form. Pockets and a cool breeze and very functional for me.

Signed,
Men who're sick of your bullshit.

They're right though. Dress like an adult.

>(((back pockets)))
Good goy, you make jamal happy.

Who /tacbag/ here?

Carrying a pencil in your pocket is asking to get stabbed in the thigh

Immad at myself for not seeing that before. "My sides" as you say

What other shorts are there?

Front left: Keys
Front right: Phone
Back right: Wallet
Back left: Trusty bottle opener
I don't carry pens around, at least not in my trouser pockets. Learned that the hard way when one exploded in the middle of a work shift and ruined my white shirt.

this.

cargo, gym, or plaid. what else do we have?

>Dress like an adult.
Totally arbitrary. Piss off.

Breaking news... Fags don't like cargo shorts!

Wow faggot, just get a purse.

>woman logic

You use back pockets? Really? How do you sit down?

Left: Wallet, keys

Right: Phone, earphones

classic

>Let me tell people older than me how to be a proper adult
Keep stroking your ego.

(((BuzzFeed)))

Sheers, bandages, roller gauze, penlight, disposable gloves, etc.
t. EMT

Dear women, stop wearing prostitute clothes out in public.

Dear fatties, stop wearing revealing clothes.

Dear niggers, wear a belt and clothes that fit.

>mfw I wear cargo shorts all the time

My girlfriend said the same thing. So she took me to go buy some shorts.

They were tight and looked kinda gay.

And she didn't want me to wear them because they revealed too much bulge.

So back to cargo shorts.

Caqui chargo pants, blue shirt, and a black jacket is Sup Forums official uniform

Short shorts

>stop wearing cargo shorts
fuck off (((buzzfeed))) it's part of my jobs uniform and they're comfy as fuck

Fuck off. They are comfortable and functional.

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Left = Walet
Right = Phone
Little one inside the right pocket = Keys

You can sit on your wallet.

Well, did you post that on the article? You're only preaching to the choir here.

You're particularly gay today.

>wearing cargo shorts

Off your self senpai

You could sit on a dildo too, but I wouldn't enjoy that since I'm not a raging faggot.

Left pocket: Wallet, notepad, pen
Right pocket: Phone
Watch pocket: Phone power bank
Rear pockets: Cans of energy drink

>walking around unarmed

Enjoy your broken cards.

I almost always wear cargo shorts. (((BuzzFeed))) can go fuck itself.

for you

>sit on wallet
>have huge bulge pressing against asscheek cause I'm not poor

I see, I see...

Fucking buzzfeed.

but then how will i carry all my shit around?
left pocket : keys, magnum condoms, s&w model 327
right pocket : wallet, cold steel espada xl
right cargo pocket : m&p shield with 5 mags
left cargo pocket : duct tape, zip ties, loose 357 rounds for the s&w, gloves
right back pocket: 5 inch round locking steel carabiner
left back pocket: 5 inch round locking steel carabiner

do you even operate urbanly?

D-doushio~ senpai noticed me :3

misaligning your spine over time is the real concern.

if i hide your post would you die ?

Bit late to the party

See

>Back right pocket: wallet
dont get suprised when a nigger """bumps""" into you on the train station

I don't think someone of his girth would have to consider such an issue, if you know what I mean.

It would be extremely hazukashi >w

That Youngster is a alpha.

those shorts are leagues worse than cargo shorts

>Not having a wallet on a chain

Is this how the Moors successfully invaded your country?

I was retarded enough to click the link, thinking it was a real article

L: Phone
R:Keys
Watch pocket: Knife
Back Left: Wallet
Back Right: Tin of Copenhagen

Cargo shorts are grillmaster attire meant to be worn with sandals and a Reagan/Bush '84 tank top.

Hell, a freakin skirt would be less beta then this shit.

he has a point you know

Jean

>wallet chains
is it 2000 again?

relevant

youtube.com/watch?v=2w3SRI3W7mw

i have a sling bag i carry
>phone
>wallet
>keys
>power bank
>keys to my 2nd home

>eww don't wear those practical and comfortable shorts
>Wear these retard trimmed yoga pants that's only function is to make you look like a colossal faggot

>Wait, you're trying to tell me what to wear?
>SEXIST BIGOT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

dear buzzfeed please stop existing.
i will wear cargo shorts as i please and even wear my jean shorts when i mow my grass
ty and get fucked

Left pocket : Phone
Right pocket : Wallet
Bottom right pocket : Keys
Bottom left pocket : earphones or passport.

No more than one item per pocket to avoid losing something.

Right pocket: Phone
Left Pocket: Pen
Back Right: Wallet
Back Left: Keys.

laughed

I only use my back pockets too, front pockets on jeans are way too difficult to get in an out of. Have to take everything out when I sit down.

>Dear women: Please stop (put literally anything in this space)
>Instant shit storm.
I bought the shorts. I'll do what I want.

thought those were ice cream cones scared the shit straight out of my ass when they moved like that...

Left pocket: Nothing
Back pockets : Nothing
Right pocket : Everything

Knife

You're so gay lmao, even the buzzfeed fags disagree with what the article said. Enjoy your faggot short-shorts with 2 pockets. Faggot.

>Chain
I had that when I was still in school, then I got tired of unnecessary stuff hanging from my clothes. Also every time I thought about it, it felt like I was just asking for someone to grab it and pull the wallet out of it anyway and start running.

Left front: Phone
Left back: Band-Aids, napkins
Right front: Wallet, keys (attached on carabiner)
Right back: Golf pencil

I typically only wear cargo shorts when going outdoors. With extra pockets: power bank, hand sanitizer, swiss army knife, etc.

I don't even wear cargo shorts but I think they've become the trendy thing to hate on.
t. athletic shorts guy

Left: wallet, phone
Right: keys, lighter, cigarettes
Back pocket: nothing

Avian's are your friend senpai.

Left pocket: knife
Right pocket: knife
Back right pocket: knife

Front left: Wallet
Front right: Phone
Back right: Knife
I usually wear jeans.

>wallet in the back pocket
Great job asking to be pickpocketed.
>pencil, pen
lmao

>no knife in your back left pocket

It's like you're asking to get mugged.

>Right pocket : Everything
THIS

Dear women: stop carrying purses. If I can't have more than two pockets, you don't get to carry luggage around everywhere you go.

other way round bro, only poor people need bulging wallets.

slimline leather wallet holding only driving licence, executive card and a £50 note just in case.

Inb4 that kid gets bird flu

>Moors

This guy gets it.

>£50 note

Good luck getting someone to actually sell you something.

>Still using the plastic jew

>Young_boy_strokes_cock.gif

Rip phone and wallet after the keys have scratched them for some time.

>wallet chains
which one are you?

real men just wear tripp pants

Unless you use old ass keys that have metal on them i doubt they could harm your things m8, also i use leather to protect me phone's screen

Left pocket: Mana potions
Right pocket: Health potions
Back right pocket: My gun sword

Edgy as fuck Germany

right pocket phone
left pocket car keys
back left wallet
back right knife with a scope on it

fashion said it was cool to wear cargo shorts, I try them and love them, they now say don't wear them anymore, I'm done with you fashion cunts

>new keys are not made of metal
You're very, very gay, espeically for a para-gay.