Are these literally the only critics willing to call out IT for being dogshit?

Seems that way.

>be a camera and lighting expert in the group
>look flustered on screen everytime
what did Jay mean by this?

You can't make jokes while being positive about anything.

Are these literally the only critics willing to suck up to Disney to get even more money? Seems that way.

"expert" is being too generous. Mike and Jay know less about cinematography (lighting design) than Tommy Wiseau.

Lol, who are they to criticise anyone when they released that steaming pile of shit?

Yeah because the guys who made such classics as Space Cop are really experts on filmmaking

underage gangbang

It's not a great movie. Read the book, watched the movie. Rlm is right.

>youtubers
>calling anybody out on anything
die pleb

They made Space Cop, their opinion isn't valid about anything

>only people saying it was only ok are certified Disney shills
As expected because the movie is great

What subtle scary bits were there apart from the Librarian?

>certified Disney shills call it "only ok"
>plebs and redditors call "great"
Meanwhile/ tv/ patricians call it an absolute dumpster fire.

>/ tv/ patricians
No such thing newfag

They didn't say it was dogshit, though. They said it was just "meh" basically.

Dawn of Justice and Man of Steel were called out for being dogshit by them.

Big difference.

Ooooh you got him now, only us oldfags know that the word patrician was never used here

>Read the book, watched the movie.
They also said the book isn't good. It simply had a good premise.

You actually watched it?

>Sup Forums complains that this movie is being shilled
>all threads about IT are trashing the movie while is being praised literally everywhere else
Really makes you think

>the guys who made Space Cop and thought TFA was great didn't like it
Confirmed kino

>implying I watched that movie because of the story, the acting, the effects or the atmosphere

I have not

But then why else would you watch it?

How can one girl be this cute?

Yeah I'm convinced you pedo faggots are the only people who "loved" this movie. I can't wait till you all get strangled at birth

Interesting

>Yeah I'm convinced you pedo faggots are the only people who "loved" this movie. I can't wait till you all get strangled at birth
How does that make any sense, user?

>girl (male)

>They also said the book isn't good. It simply had a good premise.

You could say that about a lot of work of Stephen King

>You can't find a girl cute without being called pedo
Sure is reddit in here, not too surprising though as we are in a RLM thread after all

Pedo's have terrible movie taste, everyone knows that

it's actually boy (female) :3

RLM even said that too

what?

He means how can they be strangled at birth if they're already alive and going to movies?

Literally every single thread here's this fucking pedo faggot spamming "Bev is so cutereedeee I live here!!!"
Jesus Christ just fucking off yourself

You're a pedophile. Just accept it and end yourself.

BotW is literally the only good thing RLM make these days.

I wouldn't know, I haven't watched the video yet

>My name is Mike Stoklasa, I'm an internet movie reviever, you might know me as "mr.Plinket". Together with my crew we film ourselves taliking about the latest capeshit and garbage bin vhs movies from the 80s. We also made a stellar bad on purpose comedy movie known as Space Cop.
>I want you to known one thing. I'm fucking smerter than you and your friends. I'm the smartest person in the whole fucking cinema. Everyone else is a fucking hollywod sheep, just gargling ub their garbage.

Looks like the bev pedo autist is here again. Another thread ruined

I'm sorry but your just a big pedo(is)'s

>you have to be a cook to know that what you're eating is shit

Why the fuck are you spamming in every thread?
You realise no one fucking cares about how much of a sick pedo you're right?

All this antishilling and blatant samefagging doesn't change the fact that the movie is good though

t. reddit

>if you are attracted to pubescent high school girls you're the same as someone who fucks toddlers
you realize you've been brainwashed, right?

I'm not mad at all, I just wonder what you're 5 year plan is. Like do you still want to exist in that length of time, that seems unhealthy.

>shit all over prequels but praise TFA at the same time

Yeah, their opinion doesn't count.

What do you say about their comments on there being no subtlety?

What happened to Mike? He doesn't make jokes anymore. He just yells something and makes this face.

It's literally all he does.

>"Don't you want your boat back, Georgie? Bill's gonna kill you."
>Bill does kill him

K I N O
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Woah you're telling me there's a bunch of autistic pedophiles on Sup Forums that spam cunny threads daily. Someone get this wannabe kid fucker a medal, he's clearly a genius.

Just make a thread in cripplechan or Spanish Chan whatever, you retarded pedo
Fucking leave us alone

i have lots of fun in these threads, don't tell me what to do

You mean your opinion doesn't count.

>pedo gangbang
Is King the original /ourguy/?

>faggot mod stepping in to defend his friend simulator loser friends
kek

Are you suggesting that shitting on the prequels is a bad thing? Or are you saying that TFA and the prequels are similar in any way?

How new are you?

IT is certified fresh too so I guess you're all wrong too

Imagine being this upset at two guys who make a living watching and simply discussing movies on the internet.

We'll, they didn't think it was dogshit so I guess no.

I loved Mike's rant about hurricanes hitting Hollywood.

Agreed, and wishing endless hurricanes would hit the US in general and take everyone out. Probably the thing he's said that I agree with most.

THEY HAVE HAD SOME SHIT OPINIONS BEFORE SO THEREFORE ANY VALID CRITICISMS THEY POINT OUT DONT COUNT!!!!!!

>generic and formulaic are bad things but we love the MCU
Imagine taking these guys seriously lmao

Everything I dont like is le ebin friend simulator meme hahayes xd. Looks like the pedos are shifting gears. So who exactly buggered you as a kid.

Yeah if you don't know how to butter a piece of fucking bread you shouldn't be calling out any Chefs for their lack of ability.

>love the MCU
WTF??? Unsubbed.

Strongest HitB in a while?

for you

why? Me not being able to butter a piece of bread isn't going to stop their shit food from being shit.

are you mentally retarded?

>Putting butter on a piece of bread requires the same level of skill as making a feature film

god im so fucking angry all the time i dont have a job and have crippling anxiety also im ugly and have never kissed a girl but shit i have these opinions i need to share unrelated to my sexless induced mental illness

RLM is their job as well as their company, and they were doing well for themselves even before the YouTube thing. I don't see your point.

shut up libtard numale cuck im a ceo of disney also my dad works for nintendo and im getting zleda 7 early #MAGA DEREGULATE THE BANKS

What point do you think you're trying to make?

what did the nigger mean by this

>other F word
what other f word?

ive been posting on Sup Forums for 12 years and am expressing myself in some faggot shitposting retard thread why did my post trigger your mental defects is it related to the thread?

No, no no you silly fool, they did it IRONICALLY, don't you see? They weren't trying to make a good movie, why the fuck would they do that? Those cool kids? Pffft, they're waaay to cool for shit like "TRYING" thats for losers and ur mum kiddo

Felicity

Armond White

Fracking

faggot dipshit

but they have called out the formulaic mcu in at least a dozen episodes
they've called it out so often you must either be trolling or just clueless

>tfw this is unironically true

All e-celebs are cancer. Quarantine board when?

rude

>There is an eternal clown that lives in the sewers and eats children every 30 years. His main antagonist is the eternal space turtle
>Good premise

when you create it yourself you fat dumb jobless queer hows the leg?

BUT THEY DON'T SAY THAT THEY HATE THEM AND THAT THE MCU MOVIES ARE THE WORST MOVIES EVAR SO THAT MEANS THAT THEY LOOOOOOOVE THEM

then every time they watch a marvel movie they go on about how much fun it is and how marvel has perfected the formula

Because they're not just saying "this tastes shit" you dumb retards, they're saying "these chefs are dumb and make all the wrong choices and don't understand flavours and lack technique"

Then they go and fail at making toast / shit out the turd that is Space Cop

>critics

so what? they still like a lot of shitty bland marvel movies. mike liked jurassic world but he's gonna call out the audience that likes it? bloated retard.

Why do some of you faggots get so triggered and take these guys' opinions so personally?