/"OMG OMG SOME RIGHTWINGERS ARE ACTUALLY NICE TO ME"/ EDITION
He equates rightwingers with bullies, bullies he has dealt with for his entire life. This is his entire reason for opposing the right, because he believes they are like the bullies from his past. Then he rants about how some of his own inner (leftist circle) betrayed him, while some of his rightwing audience like him. He shows just how paranoid and unable to trust others he is.
Clearly the nice rightwingers are a huge contradiction in his entire worldview, and it's eroding his security in his own belief system.
>At around 15 mins he bitches about how Sup Forums is now the biggest source of views on his channel, this seems to make him very paranoid and worried >At 18 minutes he says he has such low self esteem that he can't believe so many people are interested in his vids >At 21:50 he rambles about how he is scared to fucking death about people writing offensive fanfictions about him, or portraying him as rightwing >At 26:20 he shows he looks down on the Alt Right for "coming to him of all people for a political debate" because he has such low self esteem (The dude really doesn't understand why we watch him, at all) Discuss Alexander Gordon Jahans. Post rare Alexander Gordon Jahans. Discuss the Alexander Gordon Jahans community.
>He reveals that he notified the police because some people sent him free pizzas earlier today
Apparently this jacked his paranoia up to level 1488. HEIL JAHANS
He promises >MY NAME IS ALEXANDER GORDON JAHANS, I CREATED THE FARSH NUKE, I AM A WRITER, FIRST AND FOREMOST! AND I WILL NOT BEND TO YOUR RACISM, TO YOUR BIGOTRY, I WILL NOT LET MYSELF BECOME AN ENEMY OF FEMINISM OR TTHE TRANS CAUSE. I VOW. I WILL REMAIN TRUE TO "WHO I AM".
This is hilarious, he basically affirms that he has no sense of humor and is an ideologue and believes he's on a sacred mission for social justice. Also he affirms that he is inflexible and closedminded.
>"IF IT WEREN'T FOR MY MORALITY THAT THE ALT RIGHT THINKS IS HOLDING ME BACK, THEN THE ALT RIGHT WOULD BE DEAD"
>"FUCK THE FUCKING WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Mass murder, when?
Wyatt Long
Showed a video of jahans to some /mlp/ guys they could only watch 10mins of it and were all disgusted to varying lvls. we then talked about jerking each other off while watching anime.
Angel Morgan
bumped just for you (and gordon of course)
Robert Russell
This Canadian is more autistic than the guy in the videos.
He posts this non-stop.
Jaxon Moore
when u nutted but she keep succin
John Butler
Why is he chugging soda now? I thought that he was trying to get healthier
Easton Jones
Why, though? Explain por favor
You need an awesome attention span to study Jahans, and ability to overcome disgust
Carson Gonzalez
If he's an ideologue, we should run with that and play to his ideals. Find the most fundamental level of what he believes to be true (i.e. alt-right are a bunch of pricks) and dismantle them by showing exactly the opposite. This shattering of his worldview may entice him to do more research of his own. When that happens, all we have to do is steer him in the right direction.
Jace Hughes
>bully-ology This kid has a deeeeeeeeeep victim complex. Its bizarre to see how euphoric he looks when he's moaning about being a victim of "bullies" his whole life. He's dissociating from reality a bit. It wouldn't surprise me to see him develop schizophrenia sometime in his 20's.
Isaac Hall
him getting healthier is nothing more than a meme at this point unless sporadically lifting light weighs using horrible form counts as getting healthier
Nathaniel White
This is one of the more regrettable, transparent, and idiotic attempts at viral marketing I've seen on here. Nobody over the age of 18 or an IQ over 80 wants to watch your stupid fucking videos, kid.
Where the fuck are the mods at? Ban this faggot. Make him pay for advertising like everyone else.
Sage this stupid shit.
Josiah Gray
REMINDER to spread this gloriously bad Trump short story by Jahans himself
Easton Morgan
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Jacob Cruz
>The dude really doesn't understand why we watch him, at all Why do you watch him?
Brody Parker
>5 threads today hitting the bump limit >nothing to see here officer, no genuine interest at all!
if you don't like it, add Jahans to your filter, I do the same for many types of threads
Joshua Cook
Because his autistic rants are funny. I desperately need subtitles though. Maybe he's forming a coherent thought.
Daniel Gomez
I'm just the number one AGJ fan in all Canada, nothing more, nothing less. I study AGJ because his channel affords me direct insight into the mind of a crackpot whose problems are easily studyable
Don't worry, user, you, too, will be sucked into the cult of the great one. Give it time.
He's a funny sperg who rails about politics, also I like to study how his brain works. He holds nothing back. He admits everything because he has no shame and no understanding of not sharing certain things.
Elijah Brooks
fucking saved
Luke Young
gas yourself
Levi Ward
Who DO we watch him?
Ian Sullivan
>Canadians love Dan Schneider and post him 24/7 >Canadians love Alexander Jahans and post him 24/7 Damn. We need to annex and re-educate you guys quick.
Benjamin Rivera
to make him more crazy due to attention.
Camden Jackson
This wacky kid needs to be bullied then built back up into an image of our design.
To what end will Jahans serve?
Colton Wright
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Julian Ross
This doesn't even make any sense. He's British. Shouldn't he be raging against UKIP or something? I know American politics is basically world politics, but it still seems odd that a Brit would care so much about one of our politicians.
Joseph Johnson
I fully expect him to become a martyr for our cause during Rahowa
Evan Ross
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Owen Russell
Just capped this from one of his latest vids
Cameron Hughes
Those are nice nipple to suck on
Brody Barnes
timestamp?
Jose Morris
the more the merrier and I posted the sacred vows of Jahansnism video we may get him a qt.3.14 trap!
James Howard
Amusement, psychological understanding, and lols.
Keep milking him, there are many fruits of the Sup Forums spirit to be had from this cow.
He thinks he's an international figure now that he has 1500+ subscribers, it's hilarious how much he takes his videos seriously when no one else does.
Also he does rail against UKIP, a lot, he used to constantly
Grayson Torres
holy fuck he's like morphing live on camera INTO SATAN
This is the greatest goddamn reality TV show of all time!
pic=Peaceful, tolerant and intelligent professional writer man trying to bring regulated capitalism and morality to planet earth
SIEG HEIL JAHANS HAIL KeK VULT
William Walker
already posted here but thank you
O shit he said PEACE BE WITH YOU ALL at the end of that vid and in a recent vid he said MUSLIMS, PLEASE TAKE OVER BRITAIN.
Could it be he's turning to Arabia for his spiritual growth, familia?
Evan Perry
It's not viral marketing, it's just people punching below their weight. No one here wants to actually debate him, just send him pizzas. GG
James Perez
He'd suit a smug pepe more.
Aaron Lewis
>No one here wants to actually debate him, just send him pizzas. GG Entirely false, we tried hard to have even the most basic conversation about politics but he refused and freaked out, and made this video. He's the epitome of closedminded, user
Been kinda suicidal of late, shit job, annoying gf, poor. This cunt makes me feel awesome about myself. Going to hit the gym tomorrow! thanks beta faggot.
Easton Sullivan
Mike Enoch is the Aryan to Jahans Anglo
There is no contempt, only pity
Colton Wood
He is trully inspiring Today I clean my room and when out to the sun.
Anthony Edwards
HAIL HIM HAIL HIM
The Jahan rises. Amen.
this is fucking awesome
Will get reposted on all future Jahanic threads.
Praise his autistic name!
We must learn from his wisdom!
Angel Wilson
yes
Anthony Bailey
>tfw we've reached the zenith of Esoteric Jahanism Like with the Buddha meditated under the Boddhi tree to achieve enlightenment, we have nearly succeeded in transforming him into the very manifestation of the right wing.
Christopher Anderson
>new Video up Oh Kek I'm losing my shit here
Oliver Kelly
we are far from the zenith of esoteric jahanism we have only just begun
Austin Bennett
Well right now he's the epitome of leftwing, but he will eventually emerge as a Hitlerian butterfly
Have faith, user
amen
KeK dvbs confirm, praise!!!
Jayden Lee
You dare KEK at the wisdom of the AGES
HAIL JAHANS
puny infidel
Daniel Lee
moar gif
Robert Ross
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Julian Foster
Looks like the breast of a fat female teenager. He really lucked out. This didn't happen, let's pretend it didn't.
Camden Miller
nah bro it happen. i wonder what his mom had to say about the food?
Parker Sanchez
The FARSH-NUKE Decrees: All threads of his must come from a LEAF flag
yes some of us do but don't post it, it gets threads pruned
Josiah Brown
lmao
I am subbed to all those channels this is great
we must all be
Jackson Gutierrez
>implying you're not an evil bigot Jahans would /not/ approve, sir!
Parker Long
How did you find out his address?
Levi Bell
look up his dad's name and find his dad's home based publishing house, peatmore something
basically keith runs a book publishing house right out of the jahans household
Dominic Baker
what happens when he finally kills himself Sup Forums
will you feel bad?
Henry Peterson
>implying that will definitely happen Actually he's less screwed than he was a year ago. Keep in mind he's going through puberty, literally, right now.
I think there's a chance he will snap out of the shitbrains
Asher Richardson
even the ponyfags are going "wtf" at his videos.
Ian Smith
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Cameron Campbell
sauce
Jackson Ross
Im 22 and i look younger than him, should i an hero
Henry Hughes
from his latest videos, it seems as though our friendly harassment has galvanized his resolve to NOT kill himself simply out of spite
Ian Cook
no relax, but you may have low test, that pic is from 2 yrs ago
you should get your test levels checked, if you're being serious
Elijah Sullivan
nigga there not making reaction videos i've just been playing his shit on the stream.
Robert Evans
>The dude really doesn't understand why we watch him, at all Well, why do you watch him? Is it because hes a more stable version of CWC?
Carson Campbell
Nah meant as he is now
Eli Ramirez
i thought there's be a thread
Parker Wilson
possibly, what about becoming a qt trap?
Thomas Green
No we just have a 24/7 stream where we play anime and random shit and post pictures of horse cock at times.
Jason Cook
I see more potential in him than I see in myself and that's a hard pill to take.
