Dan Schneider

I saw a small thread about this guy earlier today, but it 404'd before I got the chance to look at the posts.
Tell me everything you got on (((Schneider))) because my interest was piqued

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victorious.wikia.com/wiki/Innuendo
youtube.com/watch?v=QA83HVLnmmU
youtube.com/watch?v=xdNZjxJ0ifg
dict.leo.org/ende/index_de.html#/search=Schneider&searchLoc=0&resultOrder=basic&multiwordShowSingle=on&pos=0
icarly.wikia.com/wiki/Dan_Schneider
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

There's nothing to know. People here just want everything to be a conspiracy.

There is *NOTHING INHERETNLY* wrong with a man having sex with a 12 year old lady. That's according to da Torah, you dyke.

Dan "runrunfastasyoucanyoullsuckmydick ifyouwanttoworkinhollywoodagain?" Schneider?

Check out blind items forums or google dan pedo schneider. Hes an omega level creep.

It's all a conspiracy to smear an honest, hardworking man. I don't know why they're attacking me.

He goes by many names, one being Dan "the man with the pedo van" Schneider.

another dan thread. yes, my favorite :)

protip: he loves feet! :)

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wish I had a more robust dan collection like pic related, but I'm posting what I have

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dan really just gives off some bad vibes, i hate the fucker. definitely has some kids in his wine cellar chained to a radiator, even if he doesn't he wants to

If you're lucky the Canada proxy poster who always gets offended by these threads will show up.

post "i don't know what this is"
the curiosity is real

Oh yes,

Dan 'foot connoisseur' 'cos I treat her like a daughter' Schneider

let's get started. Dan can't wait to get inside her Schneider.

Wise investment, your collection will go way up in value when he's inevitably on the news as the latest Hollywood pedophile.

Would Nickelodeon stop being shit if that happened?

Post rare Dans.

It would help

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this is from THE SLAP

serious question: is posting dozens of dan pics a good use of my time?

Dan "if her age is on the clock she's ready for my cock" Schneider

How the fuck does he get away with it all Sup Forums?

Dan "The hymen divider" Schneider?

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Hi Dan

>Who comes up with this stuff?!

Please tell me his dog isn't actually named "Lolly"

>inb4 Poland

It is, but I'm sure that's just a coincidence.

he's the hero we deserve, his life is 10/10

damn how does dan get those qts to sit on his lap?

The "coincidences" just seem to be piling up these days

>Dan "Please stop, Mister! It won't go any wider" Schneider
>Dan "Sell your Sole for a Role" Schneider
>Dan "I'll need hole 2 for Take 2" Schneider

I suggest we all tweet pics of our feet to dan

How is this in any way related to politics?

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holy fuck is this real?

victorious.wikia.com/wiki/Innuendo
Would Dan "Foot Clan" Schneider even want to see our feet?

what board?

likely Sup Forums or Sup Forums

Jewboy gets front row seats to the foot and ass show

Jews use their power in the entertainment industry to destroy the minds of our youth. Destroyed youth grow up to be dysfunctional adults who cannot adequately participate in politics and society.

Dan is a great example of unchecked Jewish power in the entertainment industry.

okay which one of you fucks did this

Is Dan "Cast her and blast her" Jewish?

best use.

is that that grande chick?

Kek

Is not about if he would want to, it's about making his foot fetishism and overall creepiness known to normies.

maybe

lol what do you think?

You bet your frog memes it is

Possibly. He really does have a foot fetish though, and has had teenage girls tweet him pics of their feet before as a "contest".

>got to fuck teenage Victoria Justice
lucky kike

Some of this stuff is sexy as fuck, but should probably be kept in the bedroom and not on TV, especially kid's TV

Dan gets to bang lolis and eat pizza while you work out and stay alone fit!

8==================D

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is a foot fetish degenerate?

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nah it's just weird
probably the tamest of weird fetishes

a little bit. But it's really degenerate if it's on fucking nickelodeon and featuring kids and preteens. imho.

notice the wiener dog

Take this down now! Slander is a crime

Excuse me but I am not a proxy

It's as degenerate as being into ass is, because men and women both have asses and it is one of the dirtiest parts of the body like an ass.

From a footfag's perspective, the appeal of feet is the same appeal of ass, legs and tits. Long, slender, round, soft.

Only Victoria on Dan's cast has good feet. Good feet are long and slender with medium-long toes.

Oh, you mean Dan "it'sonlywrongbecauseI'mnotmuslim" Schneider?

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Dan "I never did anything wrong I just write childrens shows" Schneider

How does he get away with it ?

Schneider's Ketchup

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Dan "i thought the whole feet thing was funny to kids please stop theorizing" Scheider

Because
He
Never
Did
Anything
WRONG

Daily Dan "Get in the Van" Schneider thread reminder:

This is one of Dan's victims.
youtube.com/watch?v=QA83HVLnmmU
youtube.com/watch?v=xdNZjxJ0ifg

>thinking german names are inherently jewish

It takes a special kind of degeneracy.

dict.leo.org/ende/index_de.html#/search=Schneider&searchLoc=0&resultOrder=basic&multiwordShowSingle=on&pos=0

(((hollywood connections)))

LMAO
Canadians trying to save face with the "oh thats not a true canadian, thats just a proxy" bull shit.

She's on drugs or something, Dan never did anything but give her a career

IM NOT A PROXY

As a new user, I would like to officially claim I've been redpilled on my entire childhood thanks to this thread.

>what little childhood I had was based around a foot fetish

the redpill is that the memes are memes and that he's a decent moral man. He doesn't fuck his nick stars and he's probably one of the most professional dudes in the business. Probably a tad on the beta side but that does not matter

footfags are literally the worst

Feet are cute okay? Nothing wrong with giving a cute pair of feet a message, especially when they have cute sucks on

Holy fucking kek. Best yet

W I T N E S S E D

Please explain this

My last name is the same, am I a merchant?

you guys say what you want about dan schneider

he provided me with more quality jack material as a kid than anyone else so stfu

Duh, you fucking canadian idiot.
The other canadian used the #notallcanadians hash tag figuratively.

Spotted the newfag

Dan "Im jarad from subway with a footlong but the foot would be fine too" Schneider

Shut up, Pinoy.

wtf-?

yeah

icarly.wikia.com/wiki/Dan_Schneider

Maybe not. But Dan is.

I'M DAN SCHNEIDER AND THIS IS MY PAWNSHOP

>not fucking stars
google pics of Jamie Lynn Spears' kid. Looks a lot like dan and not at all like the supposed father.

YOU NEVER KNOW WHEN IM GONNA CUM IN A TV WHORE

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