Anyone have any advice on making youtube poops?

anyone have any advice on making youtube poops?

what makes it funny

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First, travel back in time to the year 2006.

is it too late to make them?

i always wanted to make one as a kid i just never got around to it

analyse and learn from modern day masters
youtube.com/watch?v=CoF42UppkI4
youtube poops can't just get away with repeating the same scene twice but in a dumb filter anymore, you gotta get creative with it
also refrain from calling them youtube poops in the title, unless you wanna be instantly labled "nostalgia-bait"...

Use fresh sources

let me tell you something about youtube poops
something about youtube poops

This user beat me to it

>2016
>youtube poops

>also refrain from calling them youtube poops in the title

Then how will I know if it's a YouTube Poop?

It's not too late to make one, but it's definitely too late to make one and have it be funny. Memes come and go. Formats come and go. The retards who liked YouTube poop moved on to MLG videos, and even the retards who liked that shit hate it now.

be unexpected but dont stray too far. Make references to things without people expecting it, but have it still make perfect sense in context, but fast so it feels more random than it actually is.

NEVER OVERUSE A JOKE and DONT LET A JOKE LINGER TOO LONG. Things are only funny for a moment, making a bit joke last 3 minutes is terrible.

Basically be American dad and not Family guy.

With the exception of King of the Hill, there are endless ways to meme that show.

is the joke suppose to be menacing and dark?

youchew.net/
they'll help you get started

try to refrain from using repeating and frequent noise distortion, every shitty poop does it

Never forget comedic timing senpai.

youtube.com/watch?v=oEvV9KfxrFE

don't rely on memes
visual gags are always nice
don't overuse ear-rape either, although it really makes some parts gold if you know when to use it

i assume Adobe Premiere is the one used for commercial uses? so that can pretty much do anything right?

i know final cut and sony vegas pop up

>google youtube poop and adobe premiere
>first result is HOW TO MAKE A 60FPS YTP

man i love good trolls

There are different schools or strains of YTP. The more classical is still being put out by users like DurhamrockerZ:
youtube.com/watch?v=TwgGfjVnvdc
Of course, there's also Deepercutt, who was a spearhead of the early community and something of a legend:
youtube.com/watch?v=AEGJwR5tH7k

Some users use the medium as a venue for visual and audio art, experimenting eith and manipulating sound and video in extreme fashion to create something entirely new. In this, I think of DanielRadcliffe777 who unfortunately disappeared into the ether along with all his work, though there are some who've managed to re-upload some of his work:
youtube.com/watch?v=q0VfpOymO4s
MycroProcessor also comes to mind, whom I always thought was a fucking prodigy:
youtube.com/watch?v=EEcTSUD2MH8

There are some poops that are basically just sentence-splicing, which I always found to be rather rote. I don't have examples.
Repetition has always been a staple of YTP, though spontaneity is always very important, as being caught off guard is kind of the name of the game. Any jokes should always be very fleeting and implicit, as too much time given can feel insulting to the viewer and boring; give just enough to give your viewers the gist, and then move on. You should also let the jokes come from the source; it could literally be anything, like a millisecond of sound or audio that pops up every now and again throughout the video.

I've historically been susceptible to very harsh, abrasive, and rapid editing.
Here's guysafarix: youtube.com/watch?v=z9atg4YimyE
War Hawk: youtube.com/watch?v=3KD8mNeQeEA

Users like Imaperson:
youtube.com/watch?v=FgNaxLVZNsg
and TimoteiLSD:
youtube.com/watch?v=uLxoEHoJW04
are also good examples.
Sound editing has always been important in making me laugh, I think, with some good, old-fashioned stuttering cracking me up.

pls no bully

It's a shame we can't talk about the emmelpee ytp's, they're actually pretty good.

absolute fucking mad man we got here

this nigga wrote a god damn thesis on youtube poops

Why not, would we get in trouble?

I was there when it came about and it kind of informed my sense of humor, for bettor or worse. Believe it or not, I rarely watch it anymore; almost all the users I grew up with obviously moved on, and I never stuck around to see the new blood. Sometimes my friend will show me some wrestling YTPs, though, which can be funny.

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>Believe it or not, I rarely watch it anymore
no kidding?

Don't ever use the following sources
>AOSTH
>SMW
>CDI games
>Spongebob
They're old and not "with it" anymore

nigga all the shit i posted is from 7-9 years ago

spongebob is old?

i think you can squeeze many memes from it still

what about donkey kong or spyro or even crash bandicoot?

im glad you you opened up and shared with us it was beautiful

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To the initiated, this was widely regarded by many to be the greatest youtube poop ever made.

This guy makes the best ytp's
youtube.com/user/TheMarklar01/videos
What makes it funny is how he twists words, making people say things they would never say.

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i notice disney movies get an assload of views

>what makes it funny
Comes down to the viewer. Repitition generally, though. If it makes you laugh as you work on it, you've done a good job.

when i make jokes the lack of (you)'s i get are are really low

which leads me to believe that what i find funny is not what most people find funny

Don't think of it as ripping a show apart to its barebones. Think of it as taking those bare essentials and building them into something new. Create a new story from what you're given. Have Hank fall in love with Lightning from FF13. Have Dr. Rabbit become a racist genocidal dictator. Have Squidward collide with Dr. Robotnik during a multiverse dimensional trip gone horribly wrong, starring a minimum of 5 different cartoons from the OH YEAH CARTOONS block that used to air.

What do you find has you laughing most consistently in the YTPs you've seen?

>Have basic knowledge of video and audio editing and high quality software. Don't bother otherwise
>Try to be unique and creative with what you make and don't directly imitate other people
>Keep your videos around 2 to 4 minutes in length and avoid having them be any shorter or longer. Videos that are too long tend to drag on
>Don't use video sources that have been overused to death. Examples being CD-I game cutscenes, the Super Mario World cartoon, Adventures of Sonic The Hedgehog, SpongeBob, King of the Hill and many others
>Don't use any old jokes or memes in your videos. What was funny back in 2008 may not be as funny today
>Don't repeat clips over and over or have long stretches of clips with little or no edits
>Find source videos that have not been frequently used in poops. Go to youtube and search for "ytp name of cartoon" and see how many results come up
>When you've picked a source video, make sure to primarily stick to that source for the entire video. You can use additional sources for quick jokes but they should be done sparingly
>The most important thing about a poop above anything else is that it has to be funny. If you have any friends that are also into poops, show your progress to them before uploading anything and see how they react to it

Humor

This has aged like cheese from 2008. I loved this video when I was 15, it just goes on and on with the dated memes

Your source always matters.

Start with a source that is familiar to most people. If you're not sure people are familiar with it, use the first episode, first season, or first movie as a source just in case.

MLP poops died out because people stopped watching the show around S2 when the hype started dying. Nobody likes post-movie Spongebob poops because the episodes are unfunny which really tie down inherent creativity when even altering them. People like early KotH and Fresh Prince episodes because they involve colorful, exaggerated characters in subtle situations, which lend well to exaggerated alteration.

Look up EmpLemon and Trudermark

>People still make YTPs for Michael Rosen's birthday.

Has anyone made a Nutshack one? That would be perfect right now.

We aprecciate your autism here, user. Thank you for posting.

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This, tbqhwy famiglia

>never overuse a joke
what's overusing a joke to you?
make me a sandwich is pretty good and was used multiple times in the fesh pince videos

Don't staccato repeat scenes. That shit has never been funny, isn't funny and never will!
If your poop shall be good make it because of putting clever things into the character's mouth by clever editing.

also tasteful pop culture references

this includes 9/11

As the thread so far shows, different people get different things out of YTPs; some things funny for some might not be for others. That's okay, I think there should be room for everything.

This kid is a literal youtube poop.

This kid is an artiste

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I just installed Sony Vegas today and tried out some common YTP effects, turns out sentence mixing isn't that hard because even if it doesn't sound exactly like what you want your mind fills in the blanks, some people put in an image of what they are staying to help the sentence mix get across.

Literally all YTPs came from people just messing around with video editing software, just download one (I recommend Sony Vegas), watch some youtube tutorials on how to do different effects and try them out, everyone sucks at first so just fuck with edits until you find some stuff that sticks. I just looked at a video in Vegas and messed with it till I got some fun pitch shifts, reverses, mixed sentences, split second text to fuck with people and a short YTPMV, making the video is actually fun even if the humor isn't that funny. I will just keep messing around in Vegas and see where it takes me.

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don't be afraid to give your ytp a plot like this

There are no rules when it comes to Pooping (it's supposed to be random and silly) and here are a few pointers

1: don't use censor bleeps, use sentence mixing, random sound effects (like Adult Swim shows) and or sound clips of swearing from other media (Porn, Hentai, Comedy Central shows)

2: Try to use unique, lesser-known sauces (like obscure shows from your childhood)

Now for some Shamless self-prrrrrrrromotion

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That forum sucks.

Commemorating Rosen is a special occasion though.

To be honest, ear rape poops can be good if done correctly, but they're an acquired taste. Shame bad ones are a dime a dozen.

>MycroProcessor
>Imaperson
Excellent taste. Imaperson is one of the few poopers that can keep your attention for up to 10 minutes, which brings be to another thing OP. Don't make your poop too long. Very few people can pull off a long one and keep it interesting. 3-5 minutes is optimal imo.

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bump

DON'T FORGET YOUR UMBRELLA

Fesh Pince is literally an entire episode

>when a voice turns into music and it's actually good

example?

You should consider making a soundcloud and getting into the soundclown/mashup culture because it's sort of an evolution of YTPMVs. Are you familiar with siivagunner?

Closest I've seen
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yes

Yeah, but who else could make something like Fesh Pince work?

this is cheating is borderline video art.

maybe OP?

Dream big OP.

Poops with spliced dialogue that sort of make sense are the best. Random editing is good too but it tends to be overused

Establishing a character and then subverting it. Always remember that brevity is the soul of wit.

No one is laughing at retarded YTP that consist of ear rape and start+stopping the same clip over and over again.
and if you put memes in, then delete every video you've ever made.

Let's look at two of my favorites.

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And

youtube.com/watch?v=qYNhB0R-bIQ

Why are these two so good? Because they aren't just random beeps, bloops, and making Mario say "Fuck" a lot.

It's because they have a story, a logical beginning, middle, and end. Even if the entirety of the content is nonsense.

It's way funnier if it's something you can follow as have structure, but being comprised of chaotic elements.

I don't know if this makes any sense, but humor in general follows that pattern. You have to subtly let the viewer in on the joke if you want to make jokes that they laugh at.

I like how we can have serious substantive discussions on YTPs. No sarcasm.

I'm Henry Firth

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the best youtube poops are those that actually tell a completely different story, essentially a remix of a video.

Find something you like and know very well, then make something funny out of it.

No.
youtube.com/watch?v=EPg6fE4M9zs

as far as new stuff goes, this was alright

bump for interest

what aspects of YTP consistently make you laugh? maybe I can recommend some

Protip: Ear rapes and "le sudden noise" don't make them funny.
Clever sentence mixing, editing etc. are pretty much the key.

>Ear rapes and "le sudden noise" don't make them funny.
I remember when these were tenets

you need to be on drugs to make that

OP, don't listen to what all these pseudo intellectual shits have to say about anything. do what YOU want. take observations you make while watching things and put them into the video. borrow jokes. throw the viewer for a loop. make fun of the source material. confuse them.

if you can make yourself laugh you're guaranteed to make someone else laugh too.

>Protip: Ear rapes and "le sudden noise" don't make them funny.
You know what makes ear rape really funny?

when you complain about it

this is literally what most of your 'pseudo intellectual shits' have been saying

Better sentence mixing = funnier poop.

It's just that easy.

I'm right about some things and I'm entitled to tell you. If you felt the need to reply then you're exactly what I'm talking about.

fuck off my lawn, you pansy

>all the golden era ytp's are taken down, lost to the ages
>years of shitty mlp poops flooded the market
>impossible to find anything good anymore

At least there have been some reuploaders.

youtube.com/watch?v=cnj2VEJjW68

This and making it visually interesting, beyond default vegas filters.

I'm fond of data moshing in my poop, as seen here:
youtube.com/watch?v=fVKtnRvpr94

Watch this young son.

Because Youtube is where the Poop is.
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It's too late they have been replaced by crack videos and MLG montages.

what makes them funny is having enough of the source to make you interested in it then something random happens to disrupt that.