Aussie land is getting some new plastic monies with better security

Where were you when Shitpost land took centre stage in the plastic money wars???

New $5 note
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Why do you need secure money?
If people make fake bills, that means they put more money in circulation and thus pay more taxes. Kek. Economic 101.

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Does your money melt in the dryer?

It would be pretty hard to counterfeit this note.

The older notes only have a strip in them. You had to hold them up in the sunlight to see the strip to determine if they were dodgy or not.

Yours would catch fire.

Counterfeit notes cuck the reserve out of their interest. This is the worse crime, and thus a national security concern.

Nope. Have had a few 10s and 20s go through. The joys of polymer monies

Great, now how about we address the fact that our dollarydoos look even more ridiculous?

WE WUZ QWAYNZ

Needs moar Russel Coight on it.

You'll get nuts that will want to pay $1000's just for the first new $5 note

HAHA

american money is made out of linen

Oh boy

>tfw no dollar bills

I'm sick of this coin shit

I mean I hate physical money in general because of the filth and germs, but whatever, fuck coins.

Wew lad

We now have fucking MEMEDOLLARS in circulation

Lets just end this shit and go full meme and nationalise TrumpCoin

>you now remember this

wow this is great

Centrelink needs to distribute the dole via cash so I can buy my wine to binge drink with class

A bit late to the party mate.

Even your coins are shitposts

Singapore has had plastic money for about 6-7 years, it's actually rare to find a paper note in circulation. Also NZ has these too now you fuckwit

Just another reason why NZ is superior I guess...

Aussie had polymer notes since like 2000?
This is thesecond generation of polymer notes

România had his first plastic money in 1999. You're late to the party faggot.

So have we lah

>We gave it up

Australia apparently invented the plastic note

eat shit

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polymer_banknote

>implying that sheepshagger money is even worth anything, or leads the world when it comes to security measures

>implying yours is any better

we literally invented polymer notes you cunts

oh I thought you guys just invented them figuratively, my bad.

I feel if you fold this shit up you will get an image of some sort 9/11 shit.

Are the jews prepping us up fot the bombing of sydney harbour.bridge

>meltable note

>needs 20 of these to own a movie ticket

Aussies has some of the worst cash.

>different birds on each bill
>no Kiwis

You soros sucking faggots have terrible cash design.

>polymer
>Sup Forums why me
Is that because your paper suicide notes couldn't with withstand the dingos and crocodiles?

no it's because the kiwis kept coming over here, fucking our livestock, then setting our paper bank notes on fire

Cunt

yeah that's what your PM screamed when he saw one of our sheep farms

Bitch please Switzerland is also changing his still safest Banknote in the World to an even safer Banknote.

youtube.com/watch?v=ncYAAeoOZrE

Australia = checkMATE

Google seigniorage, also rampant counterfeiting causing general lack of confidence in a currency can lead to inflationary pressure.

Better than the rank, limp, dirty notes you get in other countries. Especially in hot climates, imagine what state cash would be in up in NT and north QL if it was cotton substrate rather than polymer.

Joke's on you, I'm hoarding your mountain shekels.

Its much more durable than paper money to be fair

We're getting them here too

Noticed how only animals appear on coins?

new note looks like its torn apart, just like the value of our dollars!


as if it wouldn't have gotten invented anyway?
its not a revolutionary concept

Canada's money wins bruh. Quite jealous

Honestly pretty cool. Wish the US would do this rather than putting a dirty nigger on our money

Enjoy your xenoestrogens twink boys

First polymer note to have a hologram applied in patch form instead of continuous stripe.

It may also be the first circulating polymer note with generation 2 optically variable magnetic inks. Not 100% sure about that though.

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she looks older in this note

what am I gonna jerk off to now?

Hehe

Theres something fishy going on i betcha

>Five aussie dollars

Enjoy half a roll of toilet paper

we are literally shit posting now

Only countries which have their own currency may post in this thread.

>Shitpostland updates its counterfeit jewscript.

Welcome to the club Australia!

What a waste, Australia is such a care-free memehole.

> fuck coins.

s-stop that. I'm a coin collector.

coins are cleaner than you imagine. also, copper and brass are antibacterial metals.

Oh shit. I have some Australian notes somewhere I meant to exchange.
Has this already gone through?

FUCK THE AUSSIE GOV THE LAST THING WE NEED IS MORE GOD DAMN FIAT CURRENCY FUCKING FRACTIONAL RESERVE LENDING REEEEEEE

kekkles, you know why they need oversized ugg boots in nz right?

Then again kiwi, why would anyone invest in new zealand?

That man gets it

Most paper bills are linen, paper is too fragile.

Goddamnit I almost forgot about that

FOR THE LAST TIME, YOUR PAPER IS NOT MONEY, IT IS CURRENCY!!!!!!
CURRENCY =/= MONEY

YOU DO NOT HAVE MONEY
YOU HAVE CURRENCY
ENJOY THE DEBT

sperg out somewhere else faggot

Kiwi's on the $1 coin iirc.

What happened with this design, i almost forgot about it. Stacks better than the fucking queen

Yeah I bet an enlightened individual like yourself goes around trading little pips of gold like a fucking leprachaun.
Gotta avoid that debt amirite?

aesthetic af

LONG LIVE THE QUEEN CRIMINAL SCUM

>It would be pretty hard to counterfeit this note.
Why though?
If it was made then it can be recreated, assuming you know how and have the right equipment of course.

>There are animals on all of our coins

the queen is on your banknotes?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
slaves....

Calling "Australian Funbucks" money

>putting the monstrosity that is the Parliament Building on the bank note

Jesus, why

>took centre stage
I thought Straya has been the leader in plastic money for decades now?

go shave your armpits you savage

I had no idea e.coli was so quintessentially australian

looks pretty terrible

At least the Queen is white.

We got this gay not cause of some blind cunt.

>MUH EYES

>nigger wants to trade jewscprit instead of dubloons.

Wow start arguing anytime.

...

the cock in whale mouth meme

HAHAHAHAH

>implying the cuck revolution wasn't the beginning of the end for France

>The Onion

kek, based Tones

80 posters until someone posts the whale blowjob fold ... and it's a fucking American.

Disappointed in the Australians tonight.

s o o n

Don't forget. Retaliate.

is that a kiwi?

just give up the AUD and accept GBP :^)

After all a 1-currency-for-all system couldn't possibly hurt anyone

A+

>if Trump doesn't win we might be getting $20 bills with that fat ugly nigger human trafficker Harriet tubman on it

It's a very fancy note. I like it.

So annoying in NZ, you guys have the right idea, the smaller coin is $1 and the bigger coin is $2 Australia has it the other way around(the $2 coin is smaller but thicker) but when I'm over there I always confuse it and drop change on the counter and then find out I've barely paid half of what I owe.

>tfw cant make money making counterfeit banknotes

Guess its back to selling ecstasy to faggot millennials.

I like it new Zealand it reminds me of ours but the colours are messed up, except the 20 we put Queenie on it and made it green too