Who the hell invited this guy?

Who the hell invited this guy?

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>Jesus fuck, Dave, you invited Ruber?
>I didn't invite him, did you John?
>Fuck, I forgot I had him as a friend on Facebook. He must've seen the post.

They had a plan.
It included him.

What the hell was his plan at the beginning? Attack fucking Arthur in a castle full of knights loyal to him?

>hulking
>ugly
>twitching eyes
>evil grin
>nasty fingernails

gee, I wonder which character is the villain

Fucking look at him.

That is not the face of a smart man.
That is the face of a man you point in the general direction of something you need dead.

This movie was really bad in retrospect, which is sad because I think the general plot outline is good

>literally takes 40 second conversation for Ruber to decide to kill Arthur despite apparently being loyal enough to be put on the round table

There's just a ton of lazy writing like that

look at that noble profile though

he's obvious hero material

So they only kept him around to use him as a tank

Now watch him create
HIS MECHANICAL ARMY
With pride

Sir TOLERANCE and Lady EQUAL OPPORTUNITY

Well, yeah. Contrary to popular belief, you don't win wars with chivalry and rightness. You win them by making the other guy dead.

You just reminded of a seriously hilarious post (I think it was on IMDB) about how people were body-shaming Ruber saying that the knights shouldn't have let him join just because he's so ugly and evil looking

I don't know if it was satire or not, but it was bloody funny

I love how he literally pulls a plot device out of his ass, having BOUGHT IT FROM WITCHES

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Clearly Silvercap there on the left. Look at his hateful expression. He's up to no good.

LIKE EVERY TREE

>wants more land
>doesn't get it
>better create a mechanical army and graft a sword to my arm

wat

>he literally does the robot as he says mechanical army
KINO

Go home Garret, you're blind.

Oh that's right, you don't have a home. You live in the woods.

>literally sings a three minute song telling the girl to fuck off
>immediately relents afterward

is there a more pointless musical number?
and I actually think the song's okay, but that is just silly

there is straight up a spike in his hand when he catches the CGI mace.

The dragons' dong.

There isn't. Also the mace isn't CGI. It's just a really shitty mace with a very low spike-to-per-inch surface density.

That was me. Im sorry. Look I needed a ride and he said he was gonna be cool.

Is it inside the ogre's butt?

>takes giant man's mace form his...mace holster

>giant man stops mid grab like "meh, whatever"

Well why don't YOU tell him he's not invited, OP.

>ogre's butt
What did he mean by this?

I always thought the fact he just has that potion on him was really lame, but the mechanical army is part responsible why I loved this movie as a child. They actually look cool, I thought.
My favourite is the dual morningstar guy.
Who's your's?


Then again, the bulshitty-ness of that potion is lampshaded by the Acme brand logo.

You ever get tired of being wrong?

Is this supposed to be singing?

>those fucking slide whistle effects every time someone gets thrown in the pit
Jesus fucking Christ how did any of this get passed pre-production?

He was probably funny to watch go apeshit over the slightest thing

>I....ORdered...THESE EGGS....POOOOAAACCHHHEEDD!!

It's whatever happens when you hand Gary Oldman a script that has like three rhymes total set to music with no discernible rhythm.

I saw that. He just has very fucked up hands. Just lok at the guy. Probably why he grafted Excalibur to his arm in the first place, no chance of it slipping through his monster mitts. Also I'm still not convinced that is CGI.

What makes you think this guy was ever supposed to be able to song? Just look at him.

Not the same user, but what are we supposed to see, there?

His hand is where the bottom right spike should be.

Also obvious CGI

He has hands the size of her head.

Maybe the mass had no spike at that place?

>Also obvious CGI
How? there isn't even clipping.

>acme

That's fucking amazing they put that in there.

this is what happens when you realistically try to do a villain song on the spot

...

Is it wrong, now, that anyhting else more in the world, what I wish the most is for Trump to go on a Villain song on his investiture day?

Like, I am not even an hater, but I think I might actually sell my soul just to see that.

Personally, after hearing that he's got all of his usual gallery of supporters with him at the Hilton in New York, I imagined him and Christie/Giuliani/etc breaking out into this:
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what were they thinking with this film

>Trump starts singing
>his combover deflates and flops back to reveal a skullet
>he grows twice his size and buffs up
>he goes on to build his Mexican Wall... WITH PRIDE

>YOU'VE BEEN HOODWINKED, BABY!

Gary Oldman was wasted on this.

>Swiss Miss
Is that... is that a thing in the comics?

How can we cash in like disney without putting in even half the effort?

X-Factor movie with number one fan as the main villain when?

He just raises a mountain range.

That guy couldn't even leave his laboratory because he no longer had hands to operate the doorknob with. Then he facepalmed while forgetting he now had rotating knives for hands.

Apparently it was a much more serious adaptation before a new bunch of executives suddenly came in and overhauled everything, plus suddenly ordering songs.

>Gary Oldman is 58

You think in 2-12 years he'll change his name to Very Oldman?

...

>70 is old

Spot the millennial

He came back in the annual, though

>that lizard
Every time

It's liek Shrunken Bones got facehugged by a Xenomorph.

MECHANICAL ARMY

The execs fucked it to death. The lead was renamed after one exec's daughter, the Griffin was made into harmless comic relief to avoid scaring little girls and much of it was dumbed down in general to pander to that demographic.

The knights of the round table were generally assholes.

t. A pleb who never read a single line from any of the medieval canon

No, made up for the musical.

The original version of the Spider-Man musical had a "Geek Chorus" telling the story. Swiss Miss was the "geek girl" member of the group wanting a female villain for the Sinister Six.

But when that version was thrown into the garbage because of shit like a fucking number where main villain Arachne sings about shoes and she is joined by a group of eight-legged Rockettes, they had to hastily rewrite the whole thing and dropped the geek framing device in the process and made Arachne into a guardian angel figure.

>The lead was renamed after one exec's daughter

but that's cute