Dumb one-offs that you wish stuck around

Turning Mary Jane into Red Sonja made her way more interesting than anything that has ever happened to her before and since.

there was no way in hell this was going anywhere but I liked the whole "gaggle of weirdos with nothing in common" thing it had going on

I count five.

Howard doesn't count.

Jean being She Hulk was awesome and sexy as fuck!

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you realized they did it again in 2007, ja?

Yeah, I just wish it stuck.

why is Iceman expressing attraction toward a lady?

Looks so good even faggots think she's hot.

This is before Teen Jean got pissed he was complimenting Magik and altered his mind.

would you also like Conan incorporated?

what?

Yep. Apparently it takes place right before Civil War.

Damn it Turner (rip), that Venom & Spider-Man are great but that Sonja is really bad.

Yeah. Some of the covers looked really badass, though.

is that mj?
how does spidey hide his boner?

I wish we had a Flashpoint book instead of the abortion that is Earth 2

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>Sonja has much better curves than MJ

WEW

I always liked Water clone MJ

Giving MJ superpowers is generally a great idea.

I mean anytime she's gotten spiderpowers and become a duo fighting threats with Peter has been great.
They are pretty great as a married Spider-Couple.

Uh, is she using her newly evolved mental powers to cause everyone to worship her?

I feel the exact reverse. Supporting cast getting superpowers is lame AF

I think everyone just automatically worships a She-Hulk with red hair and a crown

Except we have evidence of Mary-Jane being fantastic with superpowers

>I think everyone just automatically worships a She-Hulk with red hair and a crown

Which bring me to question why isn't Lyra the All-New She-Hulk since Jen is going to be the new Hulk?

>Slott
>fantastic

That's a misunderstanding. Jen is in a book called Hulk because she deals with the legacy of her cousin's green alter ego in herself. So, the Hulk part of She-Hulk. She is not taking Bruce's moniker, just borrowing the tone of his stories and the motif of the internal conflict ego vs id.
Cho is The Hulk.

An interesting concept, but it didn't really feel like Flashpoint had any viable material for anything other than an event.

All the parts with MJ were though, which makes it even more startling.

Which is the superior super identity for MJ?

Red Sonja?
Scarlet Spider?
Spider-Milf?
Venom/Carnage?

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that was too fucked up for a children's show

It was just the right amount of fucked up

It even says "Angelica Jones" on there, dude.

Red Sonja. It's not connected to Spidey at all and it's still interesting. Plus, it's a total change from how she normally is, so she plays well off of Peter and others around her.

Jackpot. Those fucking cockteases.

Sadly Red Sonja was sold by Marvel so they don't have the rights anymore.

Byrne was awesome back when he tried

Iron-Spider is now her too

That was a one-off meant to built into Renew Your Vows and nothing else.

They could have an entire team of MJs

I'd have liked to have seen Wolverine in the wheel chair for longer.

>You will never see a three-way relationship Between Peter Parker and Venom-MJ who have come to terms with one another
>sadfrog.bmp