I died on the cross for you

And you can't even attend an hour long church service, the fuck man.

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You never asked for that.

HE DREW A PICKLE FOR YOU

I keep forgetting!

I'm sorry. Forgive?

Sorry Jesus, I'm Chinese

He died for all righteous men.

Only if you do 1000 hail marys in the next ten seconds, otherwise eternal damnation

He died for the sinners, leaf.

I go to Mass in the evening.

Oh excuse me, who put you in charge?

Like a common criminal and blasphemer. The world saw Joshua Christ as a disgrace. The only reason why that changed is because his Christian cult grew and spread.

i did though...

Going to church is pointless. You don't have to listen to refugee welcome speeches to be a good Christian

jew detected

Holy shit, I didn't know Eastern Orthodox Christians worshipped a Nic Cage Jesus.

fuck off jesus get off my back you cunt

I listen to scripture at work while I'm doing other things it helps me remain relaxed and focused.

I don't go to church mainly because I don't know a good one that is not obsessed with tithing and ritualism.

raised and confirmed catholic.

Your teachings of mercy are false. The jew must be exterminated.

Fuck off kike.

How do you guys feel about non-denominational Christianity? Maybe it's because I was raised and still am a semi-practicing (I don't take communion bc I've done mortal sins and need to get to confession, but still attend mass) Catholic, but something about it seems off. Is it the people? Or the ultra relaxed services? Anyone know what I'm getting at or can explain it?

nobody told you to do it. the bible had a preexisting method for removing sin that only required the sacrifice of 1 goat and the release of 1 goat

so 2 animals are lost. not my fault you went full on tard and got beat up by romans

And you told me god doesn't live in temples built by hands.

> Your word.

> The Holy Word of God.

Repent son of Judah, for the day of the lord fast approaches.

Ironic coming from you. Your people murdered that man.

God is too curiously bound to show mercy and benefit to jews. Why would something described as the perfect being of infinite complexity want to call such an evil race "the chosen".

Also the rules of Christianity not allowing usury for Christians has enriched the jew. The parasite took nearly 1000 years to rise to power, but through Christian ignorance and law it did.

What God would allow the scum of Rothschild to run the world? Pedophile child murdering kikes rule the world's banks. What God would call them chosen? No God of mine.

>Doesn't know about the Law vs Faith

forgive me ,Lord Christ

I am a sinful man and you alone are righteous. If you will deliver me I may serve you if it be your will.

Wow so many fedora-tipping, MLP-watching, ponytail-growing, god-denying atheists on today.

>He asked us to support Church kikes

nice try rabbi jeshua

>Catholic
>Relaxed services

Not where I'm from. Catholic and Baptist services are hardcore traditional and intense. Protestant services are the ones that are usually chilled out.

>implying I'm not going tomorrow at 7pm

>Whatever may be said of the isms, of which an example is here given, and all such, whether true or false, they are not the Gospel, nor what a man must believe, in order to justification, or what a man must believe, or be condemned. Whatever the Lord requires a man to believe, it is not any of these isms. Belief in any one of them is not what the Lord requires; nor will unbelief in any one of them condemn any man. True or false, as mere questions, there is no salvation in believing them, nor condemnation in not believing them. (Sermon ii of Ben Franklin's 20 collected sermons)

>For when one says, "I follow Paul," and another, "I follow Apollos," are you not being merely human? What then is Apollos? What is Paul? Servants through whom you believed, as the Lord assigned to each. I planted, Apollos watered, but God gave the growth. So neither he who plants nor he who waters is anything, but only God who gives the growth. (1 Corinthians 3:4-7)

I really believe that the invisible church is the true church. Just make your congregation isn't effeminate(soft) as warned in 1 Corinthians 6:9.

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>Catholicism
>Having Mass for more than 45 minutes

Nothing like a two-hour liturgy to kick off a Sunday morning.

Don't you ever call me an atheist again, you motherfucker!

I was born and baptized in the Catholic, Apostolic Church and I will not be accused of blasphemy!

You will present yourself at the dueling hill tomorrow at sunrise. We shall let God decide who is the atheist!

Do this In memory of me

Daily reminder to sage all divide/conquer subversion threads

Nope.
>tried to teach employees new method
>employees do everything wrong, escalating disrespect, eventually murdering supervisor
>employees quit and physically leave the plant
>employer is still completely responsible to them after they broke the contract in every possible way
That's not how anything ever works, except when a Jew is talking.

>implying I don't go to church metaphorically by always following your teachings

>And you can't even attend an hour long church service
I agree. It is shameful.

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Subversion thread? fuck off nazi roleplayer.

Oops, that was unclear on my part. I mean the non denominational services are relaxed. I think the rigidity of Catholic mass is part of the religion, I've never been to one that wasn't. I've been to non denominational services with friends a few times though, everyone chews gum, once in particular the woman next to me had her (unshaven) legs up on the seat in front of her, and a 12-13 year old kid went and laid down on the floor in the back for the whole service. They also let my friend's family take the leftover bread home and we casually ate it with supper which was really strange to me.

Thanks, I may look into that. I hope I didn't come off as rude, nothing against non denominationals. I was hoping we'd have one in the thread who could share their views on the pros and cons of it.

ackchually, he died for all unrighteous men

if they were already righteous, then there would be no reason for him to die

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Nazi's were christians.

I'm talking about subverting Sup Forums

Yet the catholic church excommunicated all nazi's in the 30s. Christianity and National Socialism are incompatible.

I did go to Divine Liturgy today, though

bump for Redemption

>Christianity and National Socialism are not compatible

This is why Cathocucks are and always will be heretics.

>church
>a physical location

Church is wherever God is in the hearts of man and is praised openly.

This is what Jesus really looked like.

I look nearly identical.

I am in awe at how I look like Jesus

fuck off kike

Love thy enemy
t. Jesus

Natsoc annihilated

>building a religion out of emotional blackmail
why are abrahamcucks so pathetic?

Ok, I'll bite.
Are (((You))) Jesus?

>I made a whip and beat the shit out of Jews
t. Jesus

Natsoc back on the cards

Why should I care more about you than the hundreds of thousands of others that the Romans crucified in their time?

because you have mediterranean heritage, probably. i'm castilian, if i let me hair go and don't trim my beard, i look like this too. wow what a surprise, people from the same general region of the world with similar genetics look the same

faggot

because He's the only one who warned us of what was to come. yes, there were many crucified, and many who preached the love of god, but only ONE man warned us of the false prophets who would come and manipulate us to exploit us, and He was murdered for it

really activates your almonds, don't it?

they didn't normally crucify roman citizens. You'd get beheaded, because you aren't non-roman scum.

Should have put (((them))) on a cross

>one hour church service

GTFO Novus Ordo scum

>really activates your almonds, don't it?
Nah, but this certainly does.

>love thy enemy means bend over and take it

only retards interpret the bible as a series of commands, each to be taken literally. the bible is a story, the new testament a history; the things jesus said are to be taken in context of everything else he did and said. jesus said that righteous anger is not only justified, but a holy trait, and showed it when he violently purged the money lenders from the temple

As christcucks have been saying since their inception.

the christian concept of god is not the same as the jewish, muslim, or pagan idea of god(s). christians believe in an unknowable non-materialistic being of pure love and perfection. jews believe in a war god elevated above the rest of his pantheon. the same with allah the moon god. the polytheistic idea of gods which judaism and islam draw from is a materialistic concept. comparing the christian god to polytheistic gods is apples and oranges.

2 Peter 3

Knowing this first, that there shall come in the last days scoffers, walking after their own lusts, And saying, Where is the promise of his coming? for since the fathers fell asleep, all things continue as they were from the beginning of the creation. For this they willingly are ignorant of, that by the word of God the heavens were of old, and the earth standing out of the water and in the water: Whereby the world that then was, being overflowed with water, perished: But the heavens and the earth, which are now, by the same word are kept in store, reserved unto fire against the day of judgment and perdition of ungodly men.

lmao you dumb kike worshiper, your kike god is based on the judaic god, half of your canon is literally hebrew texts. just because they tweaked a few details to appeal to the le loving hippy masses you think its any different ?
fucking kike worshipers and their delusions lmao

>that file name
Faggot
>that comment
kike

>buut muh bible
Nobody cares. Fuck off with your jewish poison.

the true red pill

>christianity and the bible is irrefutable truth
>all humans on earth share the same human experience whether it be black white etc.and only familial heritage and genetics and tribal culture dictates your "behavior" aka more realistically worded TALENTS
>hitler liked black people
>today's false jews are the illuminati, possible reptilian hybrids, and the synagogue of satan. they try to introduce satan's spirit in the world through over sexualized and gay media, racial consciousness and division, and monetary greed

>t. never read the new testament but acts like an authority on the topic he criticizes

pls remove yourself

kike was a derogatory word used to reference the FALSE greedy jews of today. the bible was written in ANCIENT HEBREW, its actually not the same as modern hebrew at all. the details are not tweaked, and the bible is full of disclaimers that some translations are not accurate and it also gives annotations on what the words can possibly mean based on the ancient hebrew

>your kike god is based on the judaic god
No it's the same one

>half of your canon is literally hebrew texts
That makes sense considering the above answer

>just because they tweaked a few details to appeal to the le loving hippy masses you think its any different ?

Guess that's why the pharisees were so thrilled to see Yeshua huh? As far as being a hippy I'd encourage you to read

Matthew 10:34-36
Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword. For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law. And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

and

John 2:15-16
And when he had made a scourge of small cords, he drove them all out of the temple, and the sheep, and the oxen; and poured out the changers' money, and overthrew the tables; And said unto them that sold doves, Take these things hence; make not my Father's house an house of merchandise.

>fucking kike worshipers and their delusions lmao
Not an argument

>ANCIENT HEBREW
Which is an arabic-sounding version of modern hebrew.

Holy shit you christ cucks are pathetic

(((Jesus Christ)))

Fuck off jew

>hurr durr this new kike edition to my original kike religion changed alot of stuff so now its not kikey at all! xD

just as expected, kike worshipers are completely ignorant of their own religion. Your religion is part of the hebrew mythology, nothing will change this no matter how many mental gymnastics you try to employ

Yes, I know its full of apologies user.

not an argument.

it's not only arabic sounding, it is a mostly different language

either way, ancient hebrews are not the same as most modern jews.

And you think yours was?

>either way, ancient hebrews are not the same as most modern jews.
Mizrahi jews, ashkenazi jews, bucharian jews, italian jews all have the Cohen gene. Therefore, they're all jews.

Fucking delusional chriscuck retards

you're not wrong about 99% of modern christians. real christianity died centuries ago, so i understand why you lump me in with them.

it's not my place to try to convert you. god gave us free will so that when the message is out there, we could make the choice to accept it or reject. it's not christian to force beliefs down other people's throat, the lord said to leave those who reject the message alone.

if you ever feel like educating yourself, then read the new testament. but if you want to remain an arrogant prick with no friends, by all means, keep being a know-it-all dipshit with no actual knowledge.

lemme ask you this, atheist: can you actually explain how evolution works, or do you just believe it because you were told it's right? if you ca't explain it, it's just a simple belief, and it makes you no different than the religious hypocrites who hold their beliefs because a funny man in a hat told them so. i'm not a creationist, and i have studied evolutionary genetics extensively. so despite my faith, i probably know more than you.

Not an argument.

>real christianity died centuries ago
If they worship Jesus, then they're christians. They're still feeding the jewish egregore which is currently raping the world.

all that means is that those jews you mentioned have a common ancestor. what do you know, ALL human civilization started in the middle east so it's obvious a group of people wanted to keep their family line the same, but the originators of JUDAISM (the old testament) are not jews anymore.

Actually I went to church at 8 AM leaf

You never read the Old Testament either, retard.

>Life exists
>Life reproduces
>Not all offspring are the same
>Shit ones die
>Surviving ones reproduce, passing on whatever made them survive.

That's the gist, to my understanding.

>those jews you mentioned have a common ancestor
They have an ancestor that is unique to jews and likely Royalty (considering it's the gene of the priesthood).

If they descend from a jew, then they're jews. Fucking braindead bibletards

you mean that book with the bronze age Mesopotamian myths plagiarized and compiled by slave rabbis? No I haven't, why don't you enlighten me about the contents?

ahahahaha nope

try looking up selection (both natural and artificial), niche creation (the feedback loop between organisms changing their environment and that environment in turn altering genetics), and punctuated equilibrium (mutations accumulate and they do nothing until large environmental shifts cull the maladapted)

if you aren't a creationist nor evolutionist, what are you

>Middle East
>Not Africa

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