Homestuck

Can a fandom really rape and castrate a character this badly?

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Yes.

This is what happens when INSUFFICIENT KATNEP

Blood is the cuck aspect, this is canon.

Which one? John, Karkat, Dave? There's a lot. What happened?

Then why didn't John's god tier aspect change?

Checkmate, atheists.

Yep

Only miscarriages can change aspects.

I..

I don't know if you're referencing something that actually happened, and I'm not sure if I do want to know.

How did we come from this...

...to this?

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complacency
depression
hubris

>worthless

>attention-whore

What did Hussie mean with this?

Isn't Mage of Blood one step away from Kankri's classpect? Who chose his classpect anyway, him or Hussie?

I'M A LOT LIKE YOU
SO PLEASE
I'M HERE
I'M WAITING
I THINK THAT I'D BE GOOD FOR YOU
AND YOU'D BE GOOD FOR ME

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What did she mean by this?

He's referencing a comic where Jake and Jane change their aspects after an abortion

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What did she mean with THIS?

Miscarriage you mean

What did he mean by this?

Karkat is a cuck and Karezi fags should move on while Terezi sucks Vriska's 8IG

John finding out that he dies alone

He means you got fucking scammed.

So what's the over under on What Pumpkin having ANOTHER crowdfunder for episode 2 of Hiveswap?

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What happened to you, Hussie?

Why did I waste my money backing you?

I stopped following Homestuck back when the supermegaultrahiatus was happening... fuck, I don't remember what year that was. Last thing I recall is Caliborn killing Caliope. What happened to Karkat since then?

>JOHN?
>JOHN?
>YOU N33D TO W4K3 UP JOHN
>W3 4LL M1SS YOU

>brown eyes

well that isn't john, for a start.

>Act 6 Karkat
>cries over Terezi
>has "DUDE LMAO UR GAY NO U" convos with Dave and then become bros
>promises Meenah to join her ghost army and never did
>is still worthless
>jobs hard to Gamzee in a flash and drowns in magma
>then retcon bullshit
>Vriska is back and plans everything and she is a better "professional" leader than Karkat, she also fights LE
>Karkat is Dave's accessory and sex toy
>Karkat and Terezi never talk with each other
>still feels worthless
>wants to help out his friends, but mommy Kanaya knocked him out, so he can become a "leader" to the new troll civilization
>Karkat takes over pre-retcon Karkat's place for the ghost army, bitches that he isn't getting a leader role in the army to Meenah
>John is the true friendleader
>Karkat jobs hard to Lord English and humiliates himself, at least Vriska never saw this while she fights off comic Hussie stalking her ass
>wakes up and can't even beat Clover and starts crying
>end of the flash shows him beating up a small midget and then doing a victory pose while Jake defeated the whole Felt crew (sans Cans and Jake and Jane defeated Quarters together)
>ends up in the credits living with his boyfriend Dave and bull Jade together (Dave and Jade are also leaders of the fucking troll civilzation and Terezi as well, but she fucked off to look for Vriska in the old universe)
>every art is him being together with these two
>this is his future

Christ. He was one of the only trolls I liked. What a shame.

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Fucking spooky

ST8P P8STING KATNEP

Jade always looks so happy in these but Dave looks so not happy

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It's the shades. Cool guys can't be happy because happiness is uncool.

Fanartists that draw Dave as lovingly making yaoi eyes with Karkat and doing the doki-doki smile are more wrong than those that draw gorilla Jade.

That's his default expression in the comic. Dave is reserved with emotions, him with a big happy grin is fundamentally wrong.

“You’ve just heard about Johnny. He’s been causing discipline problems at Paradox Space. So they thought they would send him to the Earth C. We thought you would like to see where Johnny lives. Johnny, can you talk?”
“Yes.”
“Do you like it here in Earth C?”
“No.”
“Why not John?”
“Um. There’s…”
“Let me ask you this John. Do you remember living anywhere except Paradox Space?”
“No.”
“Do you like talking to the people up here?”
“Yeah.”
“Why John?”
“‘cause they like to talk to me.”
“How about the other kids, the ones that can talk, do they like to talk to you too?”
“Yes.”
“Do you like to talk to them better than the kids up here?”
“Yes.”
“Have you been talking more lately or less?”
“Less.”
“Why are you here in the Earth C John?”
“I did something I wasn’t supposed to be doing.”
“So they punished you and put you here?”
“Yes.”
“And they do this to you all the time John?”
“Yes.”

>hot girl hanging on his shoulder
>no change in expression

What part of "reserved with emotions" don't you understand?

I think hes learning to draw again tbqh

Hussie having an autistic obsession on screwing over Karkat

The only thing people get hyped for is the Davekat Marriage. That's the only purpose this character has.

Check out this user who can't contain his spaghetti.

>implying dave isn't awkward

Not outwardly, people always sort of forget that.

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Dave looks like gollum creeping up like that

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Well canonically Dave is aragorn

Which ship has the worst fans?

Davejade, JohnRose, Karezi or JohnVris?

homestuck fans

people in glass houses shouldn't throw stones

Rosemary and Davekat.

Rosemary and Davekat by far. Especially Davekat. I haven't seen a fan yet for that that wasn't the most insufferable fucker.

Every ship is shit.
People who get their sole enjoyment out of something by shipping the characters are shit.
You're shit.

Found the JohnRose DaveJade shippers

>being a caliborn fag
Lmao, Hussie wasted a fucking Act for writing LE characterization. Eat shit.

It was still better than everything after the retcon buddy boy.

the only thing that happened in rosemary is "rose asked if they'll split up"

How do you know it didn't? Checkmate, creationists.

are you being stupid on purpose or are you just making an honest mistake

>one step away
The class of a classpect is only one step? Who thinks like this?

I'm shitposting

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JohnVris

They're fucking Vriskafags.

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He smiles when just talking to Jade online. He'd obviously grin or something.

THICC

BROWN

JADE

He does a one pixel smile. At most he'd get a little smirk when Jade kisses him on the cheek or something.

Davejade.
>Inb4 "t.icels"

Davekat fans, it's the same passive-aggressive shit with them, always.

A one pixel smile is a smile in sprite mode, dingus.
>t he'd get a little smirk when Jade kisses him on the cheek or something.
Literally what I just said.

This one

Hey, fuck you. I like that ship.

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Who is more autistic, Katnepanon or Kanayanon?

>a fucking braided beard

this shit is parody material

It's Gandalf.

>Inb4 "t.icels"

Why would you say that if you weren't icels

Because Davejade fans here are really annoying desu.

A grin is not a smirk user.

You're just being picky with semantics for the sake of it now, user.

CalliexRoxy

or

Anyone who says that a polyship is canon

t.johnroxyfag

Nah, I'm JohnDave, where John gently lets Dave down because he's straight. It'd be the most realistic gay relationship in Homestuck.

There's a very specific difference between the two. A small twitch of the lip and a broad smile are very different, and you know it.

This post took me on so many twists and turns I don't know what to think now. 10/10. Would read again.

But he smiles just talking to her. It may not be a big, goofy smile but it'd be a little more than a smirk.

It wasn't in the comic

Yes, it was. What are you talking about?

I'm saying it wasn't more than a smirk in the comic

He was barely seen talking to her in real life though. And they didn't even date. This is theoretical.

Dave doesn't really emote around people anyway

Jade seems to be a bit of an exception.

>tfw you wanted the final page of Homestuck to have John be a dad, and it's his kid's 13th birthday
>tfw it will never happen

Not particularly