O! SAY DOES THAT SHART-SPANGLED BANNER YET WAVE

O! SAY DOES THAT SHART-SPANGLED BANNER YET WAVE

hit me with your best shart

Fuck off commie, America is better than your shitty socialist hellhole

SHART

SHART

if your happy and you know it shart your pants *shart* *shart*

don't disrespect our anthem, copenfag

I'm beginning to think that these are CTR slide threads, too bad they are so fun.

WENT TO THE MART TO TAKE A FART AND OUT POPPED A SHART I SHOOK MY LEG AND OUT IT ROLLED UNDER MY CART, OH BOY DO I LOVE TO SHART IN A MART!

I'm leaf and I sailed to america to shart my pants in walmart.

jesus fuck seriously why are burgers sharting like that, I've never seen this shit in here

Apparently it's a weight loss pill that makes you not absorb fat. This creates greasy unexpected shits.

>cashier says goodbye
>y-you too
>shart in my pants

Fuckng walmart

If only you all could understand the freedom of shitting in your trousers. Imagine a commercial for adult diapers likened to the "are you jellin, I'm Jellin" commercials.

"Do you shit your pants?"

"Of course I do. They call me Shitty Breeches"

>weight loss pill
non exercising lard asses motherfuckers

>a weight loss pill
but not all the sharters are fat

Can somebody tell me why people do this? Not wanting to walk to a bathroom? Are they even aware that they shit themselves?

you should know better than anyone my fellow american sharter

I mean, I don't shop at Wal-Mart, so I can't exactly say that I have a clue or know from experience.

One of those chicks has a nice body.

...

This meme is shit Poo in the loo is better

yup, that's what makes it weird

Man this is making me gag.

Fucking disgusting.

You do know from experience. All americans shart in mart.

Tired meme is tired

It's that go-go capitalist lifestyle. Clean pants are a sign of poverty desu

I have been to France and I have to say that is not true, I saw people shit themselves, there was also lots of shit on the streets people did not pick it up.

When you have a high populations people shit themselves, you can go see the homeless in France for the same thing.

I. Am American. I actually shit my pants one time. It was basically a super wet fart that leaked onto my shorts and my bed. I just threw everyth8ng away that had shart on it.

You guys may laugh, but at least I can afford to throw away my shart clothes. You probably would wash and hang your shit out to dry.

>washing clothes instead of just buying new ones
People actually do this?

Honestly, "shart" is probably the best jab at the US you could come up with when mohammad's dong is halfway up your spine.

>forcing a meme slandering Americans
>on an American website
>populated by 80% Americans
>forcing a meme at all

Lol stop please

I've shit my pants, family, its not a meme. but I'm very much aware when it happens, I'm not going to continue shopping, I'm gonna make a b line to the bathroom and asses the damage then try to make my way back to the car. under possibly in the trash.

That's not even the words stupid fuck.

this is a pasta, this has to be a pasta

>A FUCKING LEAF

suuuuurrrrree

i hate to admit it but this is the average american. This is why we get presidents like Obama and Hillary.

Not sharting is like the new "I'm not racist"

>you now realise that 80% of Sup Forums sharted themselves at least once

SHART

how was shitting in walmart today?

wow you bigot, some of us like sharting in marts.
please take your shartaphobic opinions elsewhere.

IN

How bout take this to Sup Forums. Theirs nothing political about a few poor sods who shit themselves.

FORCED MEMES

Where are all of these shart pics coming from? I've never seen this happen irl. Are these photoshopped?

This is a Japanese site friendo

Im warn thy villians to delete this thread all pictures within. This be thys one and only warning

IT AIN'T ME

I AIN'T NO SHARTING SON

>American website

I've got news for you you fat, retarded worthless piece of shit. This site belongs to Japan now, you are fucking NOTHING.

Go shit yourself somewhere else you pathetic excuse for human life.

>I once saw a black man shart on the BART

Shart in Mart is based as fuck. You yurocucks should learn a thing or two.

Never seen anybody take a shit in public, ever, but I have seen the rest of the world suck America's dick on a daily basis.

Yes. It doesn't happen IRL, but because of the new low globalists have stooped to they feel that they need to tack a new forced stereotype to the already existing forced stereotype to make themselves feel better. So, they snag some photos of fat people at walmart and rip out the brown hues on photoshop.

alright. In all seriousness foreigners.

If any american says they haven't shit there pants in any store ever, just remember: they're lying

How much effort are you going to put into this superficial act? Oh tee hee, I never fart or poop! I'm a perfect human being with no anus and a trillion dollar career, LAH DEE FUCKING DAH

probably from laxatives, hence the shit

>after accosting two elderly Chinese ladies, screaming in their faces just for being there...
Bay area niggers need to be purged with nuclear fire.

That would be almost impossible to photoshop a brown mark on someones pants! Stupid american go shart in mart!

>perpetrator of the most forced anti-nationalist meme of 2016 calling criticizers' efforts "superficial"