I'm not supposed to take stuff from strangers

I'm not supposed to take stuff from strangers

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TAKE THE FUCKING ELEPHANT

Who the hell let's a little child go play outside, all alone, in a storm, and play in the street.

Negligent parents.

>I've been looking for you the whole time

Actually a pretty sad moment.

white parents

it was the 80's, it was a different time.

HAHAHAH I love this part

Also why we need to resist against the people who hold us down.
Anti-fa will not stop until the oppressors crumble

>when he hit is little head

What about a balloon, user

You simply do not know what its like living in a small town back in the day.

>decide I want to cut a tree down
>walking down the middle of the street with my axe
>town cop walking by
>say "good morning officer"
>tells me to watch out for bears

And that was only in the 90s.

The movie as a whole was mediocre, but this is one of the greatest scenes in history of horror movies. Already becoming iconic.

Yeah, the new one did it better.

Isn't parents redundant here? It's not like black kids have parents.

what a horrible thing to say user

Mike literally has no parents in the same movie.

> implying white parents are negligent when niggers are literally the only reason kids don't play on the street these days.

>It's not like black kids have parents.
They don't have fathers in their lives, but they do have TRASHY mothers. I suppose that's the same thing.

fuck no it didn't
>rushes through the whole thing
>can barely see pennywise
>no balloon
>terrible, laughable CGI where his teeth aren't even connecting with georgie's arm
>georgie army crawls for some reason
>scene cuts away to a fucking cat for no reason in the middle of the arm getting ripped off

They got cooked though, user. They tried to save him.

Yea fade to black with shitty fake teeth is much better

THEN GO BACK TO YOUR HOME AND GET YOUR FUCKING SHINE BOX

it k georgy hank honk richy

Come on kid don't you want fallout 4?

>that rare, wonderful instance of a Darkman post
Well done user

Can you climb the mountains?

>be 80's, night time in mid-july
>house is hot, can't afford a/c
>cooler outside, brother and i go outside and play till almost midnight, come in when parents say they're going to bed
80's were the shit ,senpai.

Of course Georgie we can all climb down here

Oh yes.... you can climb any mountain kid

I'm not supposed to take things from Todd.

Does it have DLC?

Parents that want their child to grow up healthy.

>Bill's gonna kill you
>It was real enough for Georgie
Shit-talking manipulative Pennywise is the best Pennywise.

Post clownkino and clowncore

you mean what a horrible thing for a black father to do?
you know 90% of single mothers in america were laid by a black man right?
how about instead of the people pointing and laughing at it you go after the people who are really at fault
nah, liberals dont think that way

Of course we have all the DLCs down here for free now come with me don't you want the DLC

What I like about the mini-series version is that Pennywise doesn't really look all that threatening. Just a happy clown in the sewer, which makes sense considering he's trying to lure Georgie.

In the new movie Pennyewise looks terrifying from the very start.

Need more Teddywise

>aaaaaaand?
>....micro transactions?
>Yes! Micro transactions!
>Those are my favorite.
>Mine too! Because your shekels go clink! Clink! Clink! Clink!

more like clownshit lol

Actually, Todd, I think I'm good.
In fact, I'm gonna go boot up Fallout: New Vegas right now and start another playthrough.

Okay, let me just reach down there and...

>Clownshit/clowncore
Enjoy the second best episode of Extreme Ghostbusters.
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NO YOU'RE NOT DOWN HERE WITH ME YOU'LL CLIMB TOO!!

Are their free mods?

...

Silly them for not accounting for the killer cosmic clown contingency

its just rain idiot

>Who the hell let's a little child go play outside, all alone, in a storm, and play in the street.

Civilized people.

The moment they both go dead eyed is great. Like they completely forget or don't care they're trying to be friendly and the hunger just takes over

from liars*

>Isn't parents redundant here? It's not like black kids have parents.

Captain Spaulding a best

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>only white and black people exist
why are white shitposters so lazy?
this is why black twitter won the meme wars
indians are also climbing fast

>using (((twitter)))

Pennywise feeds on the fear of children, he's supposed to be terrifying

Not at first.
He'd never lure any children if he just outright appeared as a spooky creature

>tells me to watch out for bears
This is inordinately funny.

He feeds on children, he just likes the fear because to him it's like marinating the meat

>twitter
cringe

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We all cook down here!

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great movie but jesus christ raimi

>Pennywise is a chink
It finally makes sense.

Is there a creature with a more scary-looking(natural) face than leering tigers?

Yes, anacondas, because their eyes don't have normal pupils. Tigers are recognizable as overgrown cats basically. Anacondas are just something devilish and unidentifiable.

Fucking goats have scarier eyes than that. Anacondas are just recognisable as overgrown snakes. Then again, since I owned a cute little ball python as a kid I guess I'm not one to ask.
Hell, even if you're killed by a giant anaconda it's less scary than with a tiger. You literally get hugged to death, peacefully passing out. Instead of being eaten alive as fangs and claws tear your body to shreds.

The thing that unnerves me is that you can see emotions in the eyes of a tiger. You can't see anything in the eyes of an anaconda. They're just little orbs of glass.

>You literally get hugged to death, peacefully passing out

You get crushed to death, asphyxiating as it breaks your bones, and then it spends weeks digesting you.

It was the 80's man

That snek is so cute though
Anacondas especially look so huggable tier

>One of these fellows had crawled out from under the porch of the house at 29 Neibolt Street one day and had offered to give Eddie a horse armor for a quarter. Eddie had backed away, his skin like ice, his stature as short as a gnome. One of the game developer's nostrils had been eaten away. You could look right into the red, scabby channel.
>'I don't have a quarter,' Eddie said, backing toward his bike.
>'I'll give it to you for a dime,' the developer croaked, coming toward him. He was wearing platform shoes. Yellow puke was stiffening across the lap. He unzipped his fly and reached inside. He was trying to grin. His nose was a red horror.
>'I . . . I don't have a dime, either,' Eddie said, and suddenly thought: Oh my God he's got dlc! If I buy it, I'll just encourage him to charge for more! His control snapped and he ran. He heard the developer break into a shuffling run behind him, his old platform shoes slapping and flapping across the riotous lawn of the empty saltbox house.
>'Come back here, kid! I'll give you a 3D render of a cheese wheel for in-game credits. Come back here!'

Nice

The teeth look fucking stupid like some really bad cgi and his voice is really bad

Asphyxiating with some broken bones(if the anaconda is even big enough to do that, rather than just keeping you constricted like it means to do)>>>>torn to shreds and bleeding out as you feel lumps of your flesh being torn from your body or feel the tiger's barbed tongue scraping blood from your wound or skin. How long it takes to digest you holds absolutely zero relevance unless you're Jesus.

But surely seeing emotions in an animal is spookier? It's a fucking animal, it's not supposed to have emotions, and most animals just have the soulless-killing-machine look.

I think Pennywise in the new one just isn't as good at talking to kids. She did clearly try to endear herself first with the popcorn joke, but given that IT wears the clown more like a suit in the reboot, there was no way of making that design look warm and comforting. I did appreciate that they did at least show her changing her eye color to try and put Georgie at ease just enough to stick around the drain.

Which is why I love the miniseries and the reboot. The miniseries feels more like a monster clown that genuinely loves being a clown as well as a monster, Pennywise is having fun whether killing or just laughing around. The reboot is clearly a monster from the start, the clown is a suit, a tool. Its eyes are crooked, its limbs don't work quite right, it can't keep its height straight, because it's not in a proper body.

Why the fuck does he keep looking over to the right? What is he looking at?

The orgy.

We didn't get a kidnapping "epidemic" yet. Kids were allowed to run around

Sauce?

Lol

Mindless reasoning

Embarrassing. I didn't really love the new, one but the sewer scene is pure kino.

This and only this

yes indians sure are climbing fast they'll be a superpower soon enough!! gotta do something about those streets tho

It's a constant source of bafflement to me that India is one of the few countries of the world that has nukes, but millions of its citizens don't have a fucking toilet, either using a communal one or shitting in the sea. If you put that shit in a dystopian movie people would call it out on being too unbelievably crazy. Imagine Johnny Mnemonic, except the Low Teks are fighting for the poorer half having a place to shit in peace.

The thought that the world might get fucked by a nuclear war between Pakistan and India is somehow way worse than the Cold War fears, as well.

holy shit that's sad

fuck man, Tim Curry is godly in this

The scene from the 2017 version is better in every way possible.

I thought Tim Curry was creepier in that normal clown kind of unsettling way. And his eyes are just evil.

The new one was done better tho

Imagine being the sibling who survived.

believe it or not pedos do not wait for storms to go trolling the streets for kids

in fact pedos in general do not go around kidnapping kids. most pedo shit is a family member in a position of trust and access. they are usually invited into the house by the parents.

wtf racist bigot

Who else saw that creepy old lady getting closer and closer?

yeah it is. how sad that a 1990 made-for-tv movie with no budget ended up being better than a 35 million dollar blockbuster in 2017. shows how low our standards have fallen.

>implying even a child can't realize that a grimacing clown hanging out inside a fucking storm drain goes beyond the concept of "stranger"

bravo screenplay bravo

I was just about to post about this. Wasn't sure if I was imagining things. Gave me the creeps.

Now after watching that scene, imagine the poor 2-year old that got dragged out and eaten by an alligator at Disney World.

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>giant picture of a happy flower crocodile as the first picture you see
Fucking hell. I use umatrix and the picture took up the entire screen.

>in fact pedos in general do not go around kidnapping kids. most pedo shit is a family member in a position of trust and access. they are usually invited into the house by the parents.


sssh, you'll rattle the normie's sensitive minds