WW1

>WW1
>sitting in a trench, eating a sandwich
>hear metallic noises
>use periscope to look over trench
>see this
>what do?

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Well I'm German, so ask if they need any extra fuel for that monster to go slaughter some more British (?)

Finish eating my sandwich.
Not like it'll get here before sunset.

Gentlemen, I present to you American education.

>ask men for covering fire
>get out of trench and to towards tank
>throw grenade through opening
>run back to trench

what opening?

Get my vision checked because I can't see colors anymore.

KEK

he's underage.

>imblying

Fire muh K-bullets at it.

It wasn't as if they saw a monster or anything, most soldiers in the front have seen a car by that point in their life so I doubt it was as mind blowing as everyone thinks it was

The one in the OP is definitely British tho.

WTF? I hate sandwiches now

Meh
>smoke cigarette cause you saw 40,000 men died in one day.

Also, a couple of these bad boys were dusted off from a museum and fought in WWII

That's clearly a Mark IV dipshit, it's British

Be black, same as half of all WW1 soldiers.

call in the time traveler

Nothing, it will get stuck on its own.

>covering fire
>on a tank
YEAH LADS JUST SHOOT AT THE METAL TANK I'M SURE THAT WILL SUPPRESS IT

Beat the crap out of it with my Heavy Tank.

He's only got one guy in it and can't operate the side guns.

Grab my anti tank grenades and explosives of course.

Or shout out its position if i cant do anythin about it and proceed to run like hell.

>continue eating sandwich
>tank rolls over trench as I duck down
"fuckin jews, I'll get you next war."
>be Hitler

Wait for its engine to malfunction and then set the motherfucker on fire.

>ww2
>shilling in your sherman
>hear metallic noises
>see three of pic related coming in the distance
>what do?

Kek

really goes to show how desperate the germans were near the end, wow.

>call air support
>let the chair force deal with the helpless beasts because they have no AA defense no more

Aim for it's opening :^)

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Hol up

Sit and wait for it for it get stuck then call in a artillery strike on it then proceed to rush the British lines

Do any of you guys follow Indy Neidel's Great war?

>be me
>It's a Long Way to Tipperary starts playing

Radio the fleet sitting in the english Channel and request 350mm shells onto the entire area

Call in a fire mission.

American education holy shit

>eating a decent meal in the trenches
That's how you know the OP is bullshitting us.

Finish my dirt sandwich then walk to it with my canteen for a refill

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they were monuments there is no evidence the were in combat.

some good quality content here

Mae will save this sector

Thank god it's way over there and not on top of me

empty my magazine throw litteraly everything i have at it and die like a dog
war
war never changes

...And the Award for Most Retarded Thing Said Today, goes to.... This faggot.
Can't wait to hear your acceptance speech.

F

>they have no AA defense no more
Be careful with double negatives.

I didn't know TI fought in vietnam...

curse myself, because the molotov cocktail hasnt been invented yet.

Gewehr marksman variant with k-bullets my dude

This

Throw a grenade at it

Eat my goddamn sandwich and ignore the noise.

I think that's a Free French sherman tank by the insignia on the welded plate.

Damn those guys got absolutely fucked up though, hopefully they instantly died and didn't suffer.

That would problaby work, the armor was not tha good in the first tanks.

>germany having tanks in ww1

>pic of a british tank

boy you went double retard

It still was quite common for ww1 equipment to be used in ww2

Does America have any history in schools or are we attracting all the uneducated ones to here?

Guys we're not all like this, some Americans are educated, please don't judge

t.battlefield 1 beta tester

One of these guys was used as s machine gun nest, that's all.

>Wow, they welded plates on a tractor
>Oh Lord, it's coming this way at 5 miles per hour

Stupid shit

Line up a shot...

youtube.com/watch?v=wvJbIkuZIro

>Die
>Wait for an artillery truck
>Respawn and shoot tank

Burger education has been getting progressively worse since they started that no-child left behind bullshit.

We need Trump to get elected to swing the pendulum hard right and undo all the bullshit from the past few decades.

nice ID

One of the German reactions quoted in the 1964 BBC series on the Great War was literally...

"The devil is coming."

Get the whole squad to throw nades at it and hope for the best and hopefully someone has a Bazooka laying around and hope some more

RUN

Say "check these trips" because Tigers were so bloody rare.

>Stand up out of my trench since it's a creation of white oppression to keep the black men down.
>Scream at the top of my lungs "WE!"
>My fellow tanned Germans join in the call, "WUZ KAIZERS!"
>A muffled "AYY OH HOLD UP!" can be heard within the Mk. IV
>Hatches open to reveal entire crew to be fellow black brethren
>Join forces and slaughter all white boys

Tank deaths are terrible.
Tank survivals are even worse. (And more common now because of assymetrical warfare).
Seriously, there should be properly fireproof suits for tankers.

World War One was a bit of a shitshow.

They weren't prepared for a trench battle, and it took them forever to think outside the box. They only thought of bigger artillery, tanks and submachine guns took a few million deaths to think up.

Mustve been a hell of a sight 2bh. Every dude sitting in a WWI trench mustve had some sort of PTSD about machine gun nests mowing down people everytime a line pushed forward and then you see a noisy as hell and mobile machine gun nest straight up moving towards you

Finish my sandwich then get the toolbox and go out to look at the damage on the submarine because I seem to have passed through a timespace portal at the bottom of the Mariana and plowed into a French beach near Balogne in the year 1918.

#notallamericans

>be a tanker
>get boiled alive and burned by melted metal
And I wanted to be a tanker when I was little boy.

Part of me want to do it because I absolutely love tanks. But they certainly do have various awful ways to kill the crew.
The true key to surviving in a tank is to know where to bring it and here to avoid bringing it.

Does anyone have the one with the spinny rocket?

Counter with artillery, 0 degrees from ground. That is how Germans did it.

There were no bazookas and nades did no damage you cucks

Also keep in mind that tanks of the World Wars, and early-mid Cold War, are vastly different then what is considered modern today.
Most of the stuff you see getting destroyed today are older stuff that was not designed as safely or that lacks the more advanced features, the "Monkey Models" for lack of better term.

isnt it from German revolution war ?

this has to be bait even the shittiest school systems here teach that cuckmany was fighting against the bongs

I do not. Only other animated tank kill I have is this one. The crewmember actually survives.
It starts around 1:50 min in.
youtube.com/watch?v=dfbMP1yWsJ4

I feel you man.
I would love to become a mercenary and fight as a tanker in a middle-eastern conflict where nobody can fight and weapons are conventional.

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THAR SHE BLOWS

>Light a fire and get out before the ammo cache explodes
>Hide in the bushes until the other two get wrecked
>Come out with hands up and ask the patriots since I am free of the US military may I join the NSDAP
>They accept since they need all the help they can get
>Tell the Enigma was cracked
>Teach them all our maneuvers and tactics
>Request to be sent to eastern front since I know I won't commit suicide from seeing so many mutilated ruskies
>Help delay as long as I can and hope it was enough to turn the war in the Axis favor

If they were French I hope they suffered as much as possible
Fuck the frogs

"cunt"

>Help delay as long as I can and hope it was enough to turn the war in the Axis favor

Nope, by mid '44 the war last already lost. Maybe as early as '43

>>Request to be sent to eastern front since I know I won't survive from seeing so many ruskies

ftfy

This is what happens when you combine "educated" Americans with Battlefield WW1

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ALLAHU ACKBAR

I go home.

No way in Hell am I going to kilł another young white man.

Shoot them.

The dumb faggots are exposing themselves in the middle of a combat zone, easy pickings.

>Common core will make shitpost like this even more common

Schlomo will pay

War was lost when III Reich failed to take Moscow back in 1941.

I shoot all the Jews.

Mmm no. Point of no return was Stalingrad. Before it they have had good chances.