>ED page encyclopediadramatica.se/Alexander_Jahans So Alexander Gordon Jahans has his own Encyclopedia Dramatica page, now, check it out. Make sure he sees this one, boys.
>Le Super Sincere Vow "I WILL NOT BEND TO THE FORCES OF DARKNESS" (/most recent vid/) (that's an actual quote from this vid) youtube.com/watch?v=nXAjSYuh30M He now has 1,800+ subscribers and it's going to his head, he seems to think he's a rising Youtube star, he recently made a deranged and melodramatic vow NEVER to give in to his subscribers' "racism" or "sexism". It makes you wonder just how strong his beliefs are if he has to make a literal vow. Why is he so afraid of his worldview being shattered?
Apparently a group of evil monsters /even worse/ than Sup Forums have begun to fuck with him. Who could it be?
>Le "WAHH I DINT GIT THE JOB" Rant youtube.com/watch?v=CTqnMjVxM0o In this rant he basically reveals that he blames all of his problems on the Alt Right and basically sees us (Sup Forums, The Daily Shoah, the Alt Right) as his archnemesis. He ends the rant with these final words:
>"I REALLY HATE THE ALT RIGHT!!!"
>"IF IT WEREN'T FOR MY MORALITY THAT THE ALT RIGHT THINKS IS HOLDING ME BACK, THEN THE ALT RIGHT WOULD BE DEAD"
>"FUCK THE FUCKING WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" (He doesn't seem to have a very firm grip on reality, imho)
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He equates rightwingers with bullies, bullies he has dealt with for his entire life. This is his entire reason for opposing the right, because he believes they are like the bullies from his past. Then he rants about how some of his own inner (leftist circle) betrayed him, while some of his rightwing audience like him. He shows just how paranoid and unable to trust others he is.
Clearly the nice rightwingers are a huge contradiction in his entire worldview, and it's eroding his security in his own belief system.
REMEMBER~ KEEP NUKING HIS BRAIN WITH KINDNESS, HIS WORLDVIEW IS SHATTERING AND WE CAN BE THERE TO HELP THAT PROCESS ALONG! ONWARD JAHANISTS!
Gavin Morales
>posting in an AGJ thread >not heiling his almighty name Cuck
Aiden Gomez
R e m i n d e r
John Cox
SIMPLY
Jace Roberts
CVCKUP
Andrew Clark
MY SHIT
Ryan Edwards
FAMILIA
Kayden Lewis
...
William Gutierrez
thank god
I was getting scared that they banned these threads
Aaron Baker
I REALLY want to suck his tits
Angel Myers
Have no fear brothers, the Jahanic truth will sweep through the world like a titan, unopposed
More proof that he is psychotic and gets his entire worldview from sci fi....
Landon Johnson
I heard his sister is a qt 3.14
Mason Jones
At 7:00 He's mad about the pizzas guys...
Nolan Brooks
>tfw not ugly like this guy
Jace Richardson
Were the pizzas paid for? He doesn't really seem to understand the fascination we have with him. He thinks we literally hate him and want to cause him harm. I don't hate him at all, I find him fascinating and unintentionally hilarious. He doesn't make me rage like most leftists do.
Hudson Brown
if he didn't look extremely unclean, didn't wear the same dirty shirt for days in a row, and wasn't obese people probably wouldn't question if he leaves his room or not
Cameron Hughes
...
Lincoln Jenkins
holy shit it's like he's trying as hard as he can to make his viewerbase hate him
Adrian James
He might have PTSD or something. Maybe fucking pizzas arriving at his door from his evil "hatebase" (in his head) fucked his brain.
I'm starting to think he's literally schizo now
Jacob Davis
He's scared someone is going to hurt his cat. kek
Cameron Cox
I was told they were paid for, yes. I recall a screenshot saying At least one order was prepaid.
Benjamin Perez
Also I don't hate him either, I feel kind of bad for him actually since I have a younger brother who is a bit off but not like this kid. It's just entertaining to listen to him get all fired up
Daniel Hall
I think he's been reading these threads
Anthony Myers
he's threatening to go dark for a month
I have never seen someone get so upset over free pizza
Xavier Ross
Tell him to get a dog.
Getting a dog is the first step to true redpill
Austin Torres
Transgender saga when?
Adam Williams
He looks like a goofy puppet. His face looks like someone's hand is holding it up and working the mouth and the rest of his body is just stuffing.
Evan Butler
kek in skin suit
Zachary Lopez
Alexander Gordon Jahans is the best. Please stop trolling him irl, whoever you are.
Jackson Rodriguez
when did the cat get involved in this?? I though he was the greatest danger to the poor critter
Ryder Evans
this
this isn't how it was supposed to go down
not fucking cool
Easton Young
He's just paranoid, probably smoking that jazz cabbage.
Colton Thompson
this
we don't want him to take his vids down, fuck the pizzatrolls
even though the pizzatrolls aren't actually sadistic, just stupid
you're responding to a joke
Eli Peterson
There are /AGJ/ threads on 8ch/pol/ too. They might have sent the pizza.
Yeah guys, lets not get involved in real-life harrasment.
Samuel Ross
EDIT- HE ACTUALLY DID SAY DON'T HURT THE CAT
WHAT A FUCKING MADMAN
I legit think he's nuts now
Jayden Edwards
updated pic
Christopher Thompson
I MADE THIS
/feelin proud man/
Anthony Bennett
No, it was here. I was there and has just gotten off work, delivering pizzas. So, I asked if they were paid for and screenshots of the order confirmations were posted
Xavier Collins
kek its a good one
Jonathan Wilson
he's not nuts, he probably has a few dozen NEET ne'er-do-wells sending him intimidating messages.
We want a high energy Jahans. We have dreams of reading the first draft of his book, or at least the first act. We want to be there when he gets his first internship, or first job, and we want to look on with pride as he grows out of his 5kg dumbbells.
A high energy Jahans is a happy Jahans. If you troll him irl, we get low energy Jahans.
Zachary Wright
If those faggots actually want to dox people, they should do it someone who deserves it like Shaun King.
Jacob Allen
no this is all from the pizzas
the pizza shit was stupid but it shouldn't make him scared or imagine people are going to hurt his cat
I actually posted a bunch of times telling people to stop the pizza shit.
Asher Jones
Any screenshots of sister?
Daniel Green
I agree, honestly the pizza seemed to be more of a kind gesture/joke than a doxxing though >there were even breadsticks
Hunter Morris
He looks like a lesbian.
Brody Powell
was that shit paid for by the sender? If so my fat ass would have been okay with it.
Logan Morgan
>holy shit it's like he's trying as hard as he can to make his viewerbase hate him THIS
This guy gets it
Jack Smith
nobody is more critical of AGJ's looks than himself
Jack Kelly
As I said above, yeah they said it was paid for and iirc at least one of the screenshots said it was prepaid
Juan Nelson
this
Bentley Carter
Hahaha he looks like fucking Kane from Command&Conquer but not bald
Hunter Hughes
this for sure set back when/if he thanks Walt Wright for his support I still have hope
Samuel Adams
who the fuck wears sideburns anymore?
Oliver Young
he's growing a wizard beard.
Blake Edwards
It was just a couple limey wankers doing it
Christopher Rogers
HERE'S THE PLAN >use Photoshop for logos >make official looking twitter accounts for feminism, liberal bullshit >gain small amounts of followers >denounce Jahans all day for supporting his Nazi followers >tell him he is a disgraceful leftwinger >watch the 'Great Collapse'
This will work lads
Sebastian Cox
great collapse of what? his activity online?
Isaiah Howard
am I the only one who wants to see him flourish? I want to cultivate his white supremacy and see him become a man
Easton Butler
Agreed, but a complete mental breakdown is more likely and would also be entertaining.
Matthew Murphy
This will aid in him becoming redpilled. We have to show how nasty the left can be to him.
Christopher Watson
no
most of us wanted it pre-pizza threads believe it or not, but the pizzacrew got a bunch of stupid dickheads in
not right now it fucking won't
let him cool off he's mentally fucked
only begin doing that once his brain isn't in the shitter, he goes through cycles of more or less psychotic trust me
Parker Gutierrez
Remind me why Sup Forums wants to redpill this meme man again
Zachary Price
OPERATION SAVE ALEX JAHANS >USE THE INFO GRAPHICS FOR HELPING >follow the plan
He's fine. He needs a place to turn to now more than ever. I know how he thinks. He feels alone. Understanding that the progressive left actually is against him is what he needs now.
William Roberts
Because if that happens it will be one of the greatest triumphs in the history of Sup Forums
Asher Hughes
>nts to redpill this meme man again it's a challenge that's why
it's like a sport of the mind
Christian Bailey
I want an army of autistic shitposters to raid reddit.
Nolan Lopez
I think he kind of represents a lot of Sup Forums. He's autistic, above average intelligence, socially timid, has some issues. And his youthful bluepilledness is ripe for the redpilling.
Wyatt Fisher
if you do this RIGHT NOW he will just do whatever the left says and probably ban all comments forever and block all of his current subscribers
with every passing day with each new thread the desire to murder Jahans increases
...and he thinks his new address will remain secret we will find him
Leo Ramirez
Faggot
Tyler Howard
we've got a bad arse over here lads
Easton Johnson
he'll find a lefty who sucks upto him and tells him how heroically liberal he is, genius
wait a week at least you dumb nigger, have some patience
faggot
Isaiah Wood
He is ripe for the redpill, read his latest blog entry
"It is somewhat ironic however that I am such a bastard myself. I like capitalism when it works, I like women pretty much exactly how feminism doesn't, although entirely safe, sane and consensual, I am not a worldly wise expert on foreign history, culture on politics and I do admit a twinge of regret at the thought of pretty white girls possibly going extinct as a breed. I am a shit. I admit it. Yet I stand opposed to the shits and I want shits like me to not be the majority. I want third wave feminism to succeed and I want the alt-right to fail."
Lincoln Hernandez
stop trying to protect this egomaniacal dumb fuck we're the only reason he's mildly relevant in any way I will endeavor to keep him relevant by maintaining drama in his life
Justin Murphy
This
If we can redpill Jahans, we can do anything
He is our mount Everest, and damn it we're going to reach the summit.
Ethan Martin
Fuck you leaf. He's ready for the whole pill. >I think I need to find a new bubble. I'm not comfortable being a lefty among the rightwing, I'd far rather be the slightly conservative chap looking out for capitalism among a bunch of communists and socialists. Let me be raged at by feminists, I'll take that over the slasher smile of the alt-right as they invite me into their parlour.
Cooper Evans
You'll fail, good luck
Evan Wood
are you the same "student of psychology" who thinks you have some sort of unique grasp & insight upon the mind of Jahans? He's a retarded estrogenic cow that must suffer, pay attention to what occurs over the next 3-4 days.
Carson Lee
HERE'S THE PLAN >use Photoshop for logos >make official looking twitter accounts for feminism, liberal bullshit >gain small amounts of followers >denounce Jahans all day for supporting his Nazi followers >tell him he is a disgraceful leftwinger >watch the 'Great Collapse'
He's ready lads. Latest quote from his blog: >"I think I need to find a new bubble. I'm not comfortable being a lefty among the rightwing, I'd far rather be the slightly conservative chap looking out for capitalism among a bunch of communists and socialists. Let me be raged at by feminists, I'll take that over the slasher smile of the alt-right as they invite me into their parlour."
WE SHALL NOT FAIL.
Connor Edwards
Just stop doing shit with his address, what are we? fucking Sup Forums?
It will just push him too far, he'll stop making videos and you will have fucked up this autists life for nothing
Justin Ward
Die in a fire
Ian Bell
>am not a worldly wise expert on foreign history, culture on politics and I do admit a twinge of regret at the thought of pretty white girls possibly going extinct as a breed. I am a shit. I admit it. Yet I stand opposed to the shits and I want shits like me to not be the majority. I want third wave feminism to succeed and I want the alt-right to fail." Wait a week you impatient piece of shit.
Do you have less patience than a fucking nigger? He's about to blow it all up right now.
Wait even 3 days. Fucking retard.
Leo Anderson
he won't turn
He even said he made a support group for trannies and they betrayed him
Daniel Cox
he could turn but we need patience, fuck's sake
Right now he's in no state of mind to change. Reminder= he's going through puberty right now, literally.
Zachary Edwards
Getting a thread started now. Too late leaf. Going to Sup Forums for this...