/AGJ/ general-"ENCYCLOPEDIA DRAMATICA IS FOR BLAIRITES"

/ENCYCLOPEDIA DRAMATICA IS FOR BLAIRITES/ edition

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So Alexander Gordon Jahans has his own Encyclopedia Dramatica page, now, check it out. Make sure he sees this one, boys.

>Le Super Sincere Vow "I WILL NOT BEND TO THE FORCES OF DARKNESS" (/most recent vid/)
(that's an actual quote from this vid)
youtube.com/watch?v=nXAjSYuh30M
He now has 1,800+ subscribers and it's going to his head, he seems to think he's a rising Youtube star, he recently made a deranged and melodramatic vow NEVER to give in to his subscribers' "racism" or "sexism". It makes you wonder just how strong his beliefs are if he has to make a literal vow. Why is he so afraid of his worldview being shattered?

Apparently a group of evil monsters /even worse/ than Sup Forums have begun to fuck with him. Who could it be?


>Le "WAHH I DINT GIT THE JOB" Rant
youtube.com/watch?v=CTqnMjVxM0o
In this rant he basically reveals that he blames all of his problems on the Alt Right and basically sees us (Sup Forums, The Daily Shoah, the Alt Right) as his archnemesis. He ends the rant with these final words:

>"I REALLY HATE THE ALT RIGHT!!!"

>"IF IT WEREN'T FOR MY MORALITY THAT THE ALT RIGHT THINKS IS HOLDING ME BACK, THEN THE ALT RIGHT WOULD BE DEAD"

>"FUCK THE FUCKING WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
(He doesn't seem to have a very firm grip on reality, imho)

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He equates rightwingers with bullies, bullies he has dealt with for his entire life. This is his entire reason for opposing the right, because he believes they are like the bullies from his past. Then he rants about how some of his own inner (leftist circle) betrayed him, while some of his rightwing audience like him. He shows just how paranoid and unable to trust others he is.

Clearly the nice rightwingers are a huge contradiction in his entire worldview, and it's eroding his security in his own belief system.

REMEMBER~
KEEP NUKING HIS BRAIN WITH KINDNESS, HIS WORLDVIEW IS SHATTERING AND WE CAN BE THERE TO HELP THAT PROCESS ALONG! ONWARD JAHANISTS!

>posting in an AGJ thread
>not heiling his almighty name
Cuck

R e m i n d e r

SIMPLY

CVCKUP

MY SHIT

FAMILIA

...

thank god

I was getting scared that they banned these threads

I REALLY want to suck his tits

Have no fear brothers, the Jahanic truth will sweep through the world like a titan, unopposed

Jahanic grail (pissless)

NOT!

PISS!

His Sacred Vow, Sup ForumsTARDS!!!!!

Where my /Esoteric Jahanist/ brothers at, anyway?

What do you think his benis looks like?

Who here /greekchorus/ ?

Just call me Theseus

Here I am good sir, to spread the word of Jahans

can we save him?
can he save us?

Hot fresh Jahans!

youtu.be/CyC0MR6gZBY

all shall be fixed

More proof that he is psychotic and gets his entire worldview from sci fi....

I heard his sister is a qt 3.14

At 7:00
He's mad about the pizzas guys...

>tfw not ugly like this guy

Were the pizzas paid for?
He doesn't really seem to understand the fascination we have with him. He thinks we literally hate him and want to cause him harm. I don't hate him at all, I find him fascinating and unintentionally hilarious. He doesn't make me rage like most leftists do.

if he didn't look extremely unclean, didn't wear the same dirty shirt for days in a row, and wasn't obese people probably wouldn't question if he leaves his room or not

...

holy shit it's like he's trying as hard as he can to make his viewerbase hate him

He might have PTSD or something. Maybe fucking pizzas arriving at his door from his evil "hatebase" (in his head) fucked his brain.

I'm starting to think he's literally schizo now

He's scared someone is going to hurt his cat. kek

I was told they were paid for, yes.
I recall a screenshot saying At least one order was prepaid.

Also I don't hate him either, I feel kind of bad for him actually since I have a younger brother who is a bit off but not like this kid. It's just entertaining to listen to him get all fired up

I think he's been reading these threads

he's threatening to go dark for a month

I have never seen someone get so upset over free pizza

Tell him to get a dog.

Getting a dog is the first step to true redpill

Transgender saga when?

He looks like a goofy puppet. His face looks like someone's hand is holding it up and working the mouth and the rest of his body is just stuffing.

kek in skin suit

Alexander Gordon Jahans is the best. Please stop trolling him irl, whoever you are.

when did the cat get involved in this??
I though he was the greatest danger to the poor critter

this

this isn't how it was supposed to go down

not fucking cool

He's just paranoid, probably smoking that jazz cabbage.

this

we don't want him to take his vids down, fuck the pizzatrolls

even though the pizzatrolls aren't actually sadistic, just stupid

you're responding to a joke

There are /AGJ/ threads on 8ch/pol/ too. They might have sent the pizza.

Yeah guys, lets not get involved in real-life harrasment.

EDIT- HE ACTUALLY DID SAY DON'T HURT THE CAT

WHAT A FUCKING MADMAN

I legit think he's nuts now

updated pic

I MADE THIS

/feelin proud man/

No, it was here. I was there and has just gotten off work, delivering pizzas. So, I asked if they were paid for and screenshots of the order confirmations were posted

kek its a good one

he's not nuts, he probably has a few dozen NEET ne'er-do-wells sending him intimidating messages.

We want a high energy Jahans. We have dreams of reading the first draft of his book, or at least the first act. We want to be there when he gets his first internship, or first job, and we want to look on with pride as he grows out of his 5kg dumbbells.

A high energy Jahans is a happy Jahans. If you troll him irl, we get low energy Jahans.

If those faggots actually want to dox people, they should do it someone who deserves it like Shaun King.

no this is all from the pizzas

the pizza shit was stupid but it shouldn't make him scared or imagine people are going to hurt his cat

I actually posted a bunch of times telling people to stop the pizza shit.

Any screenshots of sister?

I agree, honestly the pizza seemed to be more of a kind gesture/joke than a doxxing though
>there were even breadsticks

He looks like a lesbian.

was that shit paid for by the sender? If so my fat ass would have been okay with it.

>holy shit it's like he's trying as hard as he can to make his viewerbase hate him
THIS

This guy gets it

nobody is more critical of AGJ's looks than himself

As I said above, yeah they said it was paid for and iirc at least one of the screenshots said it was prepaid

this

Hahaha he looks like fucking Kane from Command&Conquer but not bald

this for sure set back when/if he thanks Walt Wright for his support
I still have hope

who the fuck wears sideburns anymore?

he's growing a wizard beard.

It was just a couple limey wankers doing it

HERE'S THE PLAN
>use Photoshop for logos
>make official looking twitter accounts for feminism, liberal bullshit
>gain small amounts of followers
>denounce Jahans all day for supporting his Nazi followers
>tell him he is a disgraceful leftwinger
>watch the 'Great Collapse'

This will work lads

great collapse of what? his activity online?

am I the only one who wants to see him flourish? I want to cultivate his white supremacy and see him become a man

Agreed, but a complete mental breakdown is more likely and would also be entertaining.

This will aid in him becoming redpilled. We have to show how nasty the left can be to him.

no

most of us wanted it pre-pizza threads believe it or not, but the pizzacrew got a bunch of stupid dickheads in

not right now it fucking won't

let him cool off he's mentally fucked

only begin doing that once his brain isn't in the shitter, he goes through cycles of more or less psychotic trust me

Remind me why Sup Forums wants to redpill this meme man again

OPERATION SAVE ALEX JAHANS
>USE THE INFO GRAPHICS FOR HELPING
>follow the plan

He's fine. He needs a place to turn to now more than ever. I know how he thinks. He feels alone. Understanding that the progressive left actually is against him is what he needs now.

Because if that happens it will be one of the greatest triumphs in the history of Sup Forums

>nts to redpill this meme man again
it's a challenge that's why

it's like a sport of the mind

I want an army of autistic shitposters to raid reddit.

I think he kind of represents a lot of Sup Forums. He's autistic, above average intelligence, socially timid, has some issues. And his youthful bluepilledness is ripe for the redpilling.

if you do this RIGHT NOW he will just do whatever the left says and probably ban all comments forever and block all of his current subscribers

Not if the 'left' totally rejecting him.

farsh-nuke.blogspot.com/

with every passing day
with each new thread
the desire to murder Jahans increases

...and he thinks his new address will remain secret
we will find him

Faggot

we've got a bad arse over here lads

he'll find a lefty who sucks upto him and tells him how heroically liberal he is, genius

wait a week at least you dumb nigger, have some patience

faggot

He is ripe for the redpill, read his latest blog entry

"It is somewhat ironic however that I am such a bastard myself. I like capitalism when it works, I like women pretty much exactly how feminism doesn't, although entirely safe, sane and consensual, I am not a worldly wise expert on foreign history, culture on politics and I do admit a twinge of regret at the thought of pretty white girls possibly going extinct as a breed. I am a shit. I admit it. Yet I stand opposed to the shits and I want shits like me to not be the majority. I want third wave feminism to succeed and I want the alt-right to fail."

stop trying to protect this egomaniacal dumb fuck
we're the only reason he's mildly relevant in any way
I will endeavor to keep him relevant by maintaining drama in his life

This

If we can redpill Jahans, we can do anything

He is our mount Everest, and damn it we're going to reach the summit.

Fuck you leaf. He's ready for the whole pill.
>I think I need to find a new bubble. I'm not comfortable being a lefty among the rightwing, I'd far rather be the slightly conservative chap looking out for capitalism among a bunch of communists and socialists. Let me be raged at by feminists, I'll take that over the slasher smile of the alt-right as they invite me into their parlour.

You'll fail, good luck

are you the same "student of psychology" who thinks you have some sort of unique grasp & insight upon the mind of Jahans?
He's a retarded estrogenic cow that must suffer, pay attention to what occurs over the next 3-4 days.

HERE'S THE PLAN
>use Photoshop for logos
>make official looking twitter accounts for feminism, liberal bullshit
>gain small amounts of followers
>denounce Jahans all day for supporting his Nazi followers
>tell him he is a disgraceful leftwinger
>watch the 'Great Collapse'

He's ready lads. Latest quote from his blog:
>"I think I need to find a new bubble. I'm not comfortable being a lefty among the rightwing, I'd far rather be the slightly conservative chap looking out for capitalism among a bunch of communists and socialists. Let me be raged at by feminists, I'll take that over the slasher smile of the alt-right as they invite me into their parlour."

WE SHALL NOT FAIL.

Just stop doing shit with his address, what are we? fucking Sup Forums?

It will just push him too far, he'll stop making videos and you will have fucked up this autists life for nothing

Die in a fire

>am not a worldly wise expert on foreign history, culture on politics and I do admit a twinge of regret at the thought of pretty white girls possibly going extinct as a breed. I am a shit. I admit it. Yet I stand opposed to the shits and I want shits like me to not be the majority. I want third wave feminism to succeed and I want the alt-right to fail."
Wait a week you impatient piece of shit.

Do you have less patience than a fucking nigger? He's about to blow it all up right now.

Wait even 3 days. Fucking retard.

he won't turn

He even said he made a support group for trannies and they betrayed him

he could turn but we need patience, fuck's sake

Right now he's in no state of mind to change. Reminder= he's going through puberty right now, literally.

Getting a thread started now. Too late leaf. Going to Sup Forums for this...