If your top 5 doesn't feature a woman, you're getting kicked out of bed

If your top 5 doesn't feature a woman, you're getting kicked out of bed

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My top 5 women are:
-Your mom
-Your sister
-Your neighboor you had a crush on
-Your math teacher
-Your nasty dog

I fuck 'em all daily.

So when someone drew that they were being facetious right? R-right?

the fact that I can't tell if this is satire is depressing

Lawrence of arabia

The thing (1982)

N A S T Y
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wow how empowering is this? Doesn't even know the guy and sleeps with him then afterwards wants to get to know him.
>implying the guy gives a shit getting kicked out once he's fucked you

>>implying the guy gives a shit getting kicked out once he's fucked you
thats when he goes home to play video games with a big smile on his face

Apocalypse Now (Nope)
Interstellar (Yes, doubly)
Pulp Fiction (Eh, maybe)
Beyond the Black Rainbow (Main Character)
Royal Tenenbaums (A couple)

That top 3 is patrician as fuck desu

>this comic
>MC is the artist
>Artist is trans
>thinks men what to fuck it

WOW THIS IS THE POWER OF MENTAL ILLNESS

why do you know this information? about the comic artist?

What do I need to do to get INTO the bed in the first place?

Fury Road was amazing and its also hailed as feminist porn so I think I'm safe

The Thing
Aliens
Robocop
Jurassic Park
Predator

What's he saying Sup Forums?

WHERE'S THE JOKE, FUCKLEY?

>get $$$
>get fit
>go party and make moves on chicks
>????
>profit

All he had to say was Alien and he would've been safe

>chicks
Oh user

?

he's a retard who thinks the only way to refer to women is "bitches"

thats quite the assumption from the words "oh user".

His top 5 was Re - - it tier.

That comic was written by a tranny. In the context of asking how to end up in the bed, you're actually asking the question "how do I fuck a tranny?"

Well I suppose fucking a tranny would be a much easier task.

youtube.com/watch?v=UwPlBmHIOAw

Lawrence of Arabia
The Good the Bad and the Ugly
The Thing
Merry Christmas Mr. Lawrence
Stray Dog

This comic is funny to me

All the men she hates are in her bed

The few men she likes, she talks to them from a distance

Dude on the rights gums are fucked

Whoa dude thanks for the advice. High five.

Alien
Terminator 2
Wonderwoman
Lucy
Star Wars Episode 7

I don't have a fully fleshed out top five but Stranger than fiction (2006 movie, also the only Will Ferrell movie I've enjoyed) is definitely in there.
That's got both Emma Thompson and Maggie Gylenhall in sizable roles, but chances are I'd rather get kicked out of the bed by this weird bitch anyway, so here's my ironic top five

>The Dark Knight Rises
>The Dark Knight Rises
>The Dark Knight Rises
>The Dark Knight Rises
>The Dark Knight Rises
Even then they've got Selina.

youtube.com/watch?v=5HRY4LUl5lc

dave chappelle is so hott right now

>lets get to know each other
>saying this after having sex
roasties i swear...

how else will you get someone out of your house and not have them cling to wanting to have sex again. artist is a tranny so of course a male would be skilled at telling a lie to get your fuck to leave you alone

Jesu is becoming Tom Hulce.

Not if you are this

you've listed three bad films. can you name them?

i know it aint dylon

1. Robocop
2. Conan the Barbarian
3. The Deer Hunter
4. The Godfather 1 & 2
5. Goodfellas

alien, terminator, lucy

my math teacher was a 60 year old man

my math teacher was a pedo who had a wife kill herself because she caught him watching some "videos"

you had one your whole life?

Only one of those would be in my top 5 I just wanted to meme

nice feet

>Lucy
>Star Wars Episode 7
The perhaps a bit stereotypical, yet entirely justified first choices lay a soft and comforting bed of believability to this post. Indeed, the fact that they are of the utmost quality as far as films made for the general public are concerned serves to support the sudden swerve into the realm of cinematic refuse which the final choices represent. The reader is left to question whether they're reading a shitpost, the honest voice of a buffoon, or it is perhaps them — the reader itself — whom has missed some subtly hidden sparks of quality within the final choices that would make them feel ill placed in the company of the previous.
All in all, something of a predictable technique, but executed admirably. For this I give 3 (You)s out of 4.

Thats a sign of autism

yes. of fucking course

i love ROOBOOCOOP

Alien and T2: Judgement Day are both in my top five so I don't think I'll be getting kicked out of bed.

I'd kick him out for having reddit manchild taste in film.

she's right, good movies dont have sizeable female roles

found the tranny

This thread is sad. I didn't know Sup Forums is this pleb.

I thought these comics were supposed to be critical of both the non-SJW narrative that pervades Sup Forums idiots and the SJW default of violence and venom, and I'm a bit disappointed to find out they aren't.

yes, I'm a mtf lesbian who identifies as a heterosexual male.

Pleb.

>I'm right, you're wrong and you admit it

Bane?

Well I already sexed her in this scenario so if she wants me out for such a shallow reason so be it.

I say Ghostbusters.

It's the perfect response. Since the original (and only good one) is called Ghostbusters, you can refer to that. However the shitty all-women remake is also called Ghostbusters and is differentiated by the (2016) at the end, but that's not what it's officially called. So, Ghostbusters, ie, the first original one.

If she goes 'original or remake?', reply 'there's more than one?' and that put her in the position to explain there is the original (good one) and the remake (bad one). You then reply 'which one do you like the best?' and she'll reply X Y or Z (Z being she hasn't seen either) at which point you can choose to side with her choice, or if she hasn't seen either, say the original and ask her if she wants to watch it some time. If she then goes on about if there is women in it or whatever, you can just go 'no' and never speak to her again.

Which board has started this alternative O thing? /r9k/ I'd guess.

no wonder you're single

check em

What the fuck am I reading.

This dialog could have been written by a 3rd grader.

>I'm done being a feminist
>not a feminist anymore
>WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU NOT A FEMINIST

Bit uncalled for desu. OP asked a question and I responded.

>the virgin 'perfect response'
>the chad get up out of bed and leave the second she starts talking to you

The Godfather
Pulp Fiction
Chinatown
Taxi Driver
2001: Space Odyssey

Pulp Fiction has a sizeable female role at least, Taxi Driver is so-so.

>desu
Back to weeb.

Except I am a chad. I am a chad of the mind. I can now fuck her constantly as she thinks I am a feminist. Chad has to go and find another hoe to fuck, because that's all a Chad can do. Eat, sleep, fuck. I have transcended Chadism, I have become Alpha Chad, master of the mind AND body. Maybe you will learn to master both and join me. I fear you are not worthy.

You've thought this out really well, it's a shame you'll never be able to put it into practice.

user you do realize you're still describing your fantasy, right? That's not very chad-like of mind or body.

real chad would have another hoe locked down before being able to find his pants. also, don't stick your dick in crazy. don't want to find yourself in alimony purgatory.

I mever even kissed a girl and even I think you are more virgon than me

>just finished having sex with a person
>"let's get to know each other better"

>that picture
leftists are good at comed-

Well done.

its a satire you fucking retard

prove me right

I'm not sure if it is but it's not very funny either way.

AHAHAHAHAHAHA...HA......AHA

Genuinely laughed.

This is the feminist equivalent of those comics kids draw where they imagine themselves with super powers.

Honestly I would rather pay a hooker to suck my dick than think of trying to follow this insane flowchart you put together.

Punch Drunk Love (yeap)
Buffalo '66 (yeap)
Julien Donkey Not (maybe?)
Fallen Angels (oh yeah)
Ratcatcher (nope)
But written and directed by a woman!

Fuck outta here, bish.

Summer is over faggot

and none of them were financed or created by women so whoop de damn do. fuck this bullshit.

>kicked out of bed

Deluded feminists feel in charge.

Did she just assume his gender?

Impressive.

How dare women not want to have sex with me, I must threaten them with violence lol
*tips trilby* (NOT a fedora)

>caring about the size of a role

Stella Adler would fuck her dilettante ass without vaseline.

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>What's the best excuse to get me out of here, while making her think it's her idea?

12 angry men
The Thing (John Carpenter Version)
Master and Commander
The Good, The Bad and The Ugly
Lawrence of Arabia

FIGHT ME!