This was fucking great. It felt like old Star Trek with a little bit more humor and nothing like Family Guy...

This was fucking great. It felt like old Star Trek with a little bit more humor and nothing like Family Guy. Also the facebook cucks in all the news stories on imdb are butthurt as fuck about because it doesn't have le so randum Family Guy humor in it, so that makes it even better.

>Actual exploration of new worlds and new species and not all of them are humanoid
>Crew is great
>Diversity isn't jammed down your throat the characters are just who they are
>QT as fuck alien grill and first mate
>The special effects don't look like trash
>Norm MacDonald as a talking Jello blob alien

I hope it stays this way because that shit was awesome.

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I liked the show enough that I did something I've never done before. I logged onto Twitter (which I never use) just to tweet a thank you to MacFarlane for creating this show.

I enjoyed it. I liked that it just tried to be a fun tv show instead of trying to be realistic and gritty like most shows these days.

comfy af.
I'm looking forward to the next episode.

It's total fucking garbage.

It's not funny

It's not entertaining.

It's nothing but shit.

it was alright, good enough that I'll continue to watch

I liked how the characters were realistic. Hopefully the next episodes get deep.

If you look at Rotten Tomatoes, "Critic" score is 17%.

Audience score is 90%

Holy shit, I've never seen a disparity that large. :o

Critics are either out of touch with the viewers, or on CBS' payroll.

It's honestly the first time I'm actually looking forward to watching a new show in a long time if you don't count Twin Peaks.

Hola Reddito.

Its...not bad.

Its going to be hilarious if this show turns out to be a better Star Trek than Discovery.

It seemed to be one of the very few new shows I've seen that wasn't openly promoting the white genocide agenda which is nice. I know Hollywood so I doubt that will last long. I'll continue to watch the show while it does.

The set was pure shit, it look liked a home movie set,shiny glossy cgi

it's literally TNG and that's fine

it promotes the white lead being a cuckold that forgives his cheating woman.

I think it already has. Also I want Alara to show me her sexual organs.

>Whore cheats
>Guy divorces her and talks shit to her in front of everyone
>Somehow this makes him a cuck

Sup Forums logic never fails to amaze me.

She gets the central storyline next episode. I've already chosen a sock to defile for the occasion.

i'm ecstatic that there's a sci-fi show that's not a soapie teengirl drama like supergirl and std.

It's very enjoyable and fun to watch.

>whore cheats
>guy acts like whiney baby literally running around scared of interacting with her at start year later..
>starts bitching like a woman constantly in front of her.
>turns out she was behind him getting his command all along.
wow really made me think :(

>Diversity isn't jammed down your throat the characters are just who they are
>three women
>two black characters
good luck watching star cucks: the parody

How do we defeat the CBS nemesis and meme this show into a second season boys?

It's unfunny, campy shit without a single thing that isn't being ripped off of some other show. It's a turd aimed at idiots that think Big Bang would be better if it were less funnier -which you wouldn't think was possible until this pilot.

>i'm ecstatic that there's a sci-fi show that's not a soapie teengirl drama like supergirl and std.
And this is that show? kekmao

If you think that is "Diversity being jammed down your throat" you're a fucking moron who has never watched Star Trek or left the basement. Also one of those niggers is portrayed as an idiot, and the other one is from The Larry Sanders Show so I don't give a fuck what color she is she gets to do whatever the fuck she wants.

>WAAAAAAHHHHHHH MAHM THERE'S SCARY WIMMIN IN MY SPACESHIT SHOW

Neck yourself turbovirgin homo.

ABC or NBC shill please go.

I might be a turbovirgin home but you two are the ones who are enjoying the comedy of Seth MacFarlane

Honestly the definition has slid around so much in the past year that the word barely means anything anymore.

And the original definition was to wind up raising another man's kid as your own, unknowingly (or at least being too much of a pussy to do anything about it when it comes out not looking like you).
Which in the spirit of the insult is a lot worse than how we've been using it, if you think about it. Kind of a shame it's been watered down so much.

Unless you're literally a cuckhold, in which case you're probably cheering that the word is losing meaning after becoming popular all of a sudden.

Epic comeback, fag. Come back when you decide to be a heterosexual.

are the men dumb and women smart

You comeback is lacking Peter telling a joke and then the show cutting away to a visual explanation of the joke.

I expected a really shitty show. Got something decent.

Ayyy girl is hot as shit when she's not wearing Klingon makeup or whatever the hell that shit is.

Everyone is smart.

>exaggerate being a weak doormat into cuckold.
>hurrrr durrr what is hyperbole? the word is ruined.

this, obviously le strong womyn can do nothing wrong

HEY LOIS, REMEMBER THAT TIME SUCKED A MILLION COCKS AND SWALLOWED AN OCEAN OF SEMEN?!

*Cut to you sucking a million cocks and swallowing an ocean of semen*

The dog or baby: "Yowza giggity bazinga"

Bruh

Cut to you laughing hysterically because you need to have a joke explained to understand it. One thing can be said about Orville.
THAT WENT SOUTH SO FAST!!

Ebin.

It's obviously hyperbole you retard, like most insults. Like for example I don't think you're literally retarded, but in a figurative sense it's very applicable.

The point is that cuckold is actually a potentially fucking savage thing to call somebody but not when you overuse the fuck out of it.
Like when it first gained steam was after Bernie got cheated by the DNC, then endorsed Hillary. In this scenario it made a tonne of sense to call Bernie supporters cucks.

Since then the term has gotten sprayed around by confused morons as a catch-all in any situation even tangentially related to politics, and it's become fucking weaksauce.

I just googled her feet. That's what this fucking place has done to me. They are very nice feet would puff/10.

I have an irrational hatred of seth mcfarlane, dude is such egotistical hack, imagine casting yourself as the main character in your own show.

It was okay. Nothing special.

Better than STD though

I'd do the same thing if it meant I got paid the most and got to slam the hot bitches on the show. Call me egotistical all you want, I'm rollin to the bank with a bunch of bad bitches.

>complains about using cuck wrong weakening it.
>unironically uses fuck wrong in the same response.

STD hasn't come out yet unless you're talking about a sexually transmitted disease. In that case I'd argue that works of Seth MacFarlane are worse than AIDS.

Yeah super clever except you don't apparently know how the germanic word fuck originates.

I guess I have to take back the part about your retardation being only figurative.

>the original definition was to wind up raising another man's kid as your own, unknowingly
the original definition was to have your wife cheat on you.

The only white guy in STD is gay. inb4 the captain (a jew)

>Main character is a black woman who bumps heads with her white blonde Captain and the show is going to have trannies and is written by the guy who made Hannibal Lecter gay

Seriously? What more do you need to know?

The main character is a black woman? That's nothing. Orville is so progressive that they cast a mentally challenged guy as their lead.

>Sup Forums
>failed word nazi
>shitskin images
you're just embarrassing yourself.

The original definition was to willingly have your wife cheat on you. The exact opposite of this situation. It's just another thing the retarded alt-kike have bastardized to fit their braindead agenda.

You keep firing off BAZINGAS like that one and you'll be writing for Family Guy in no time.

I thought it wasn't fantastic... but it was FAR from shit.
I laughed a few times, which is a few more times than I laughed watching the entire season 1 of Rick And Morty.

I like that it doesn't feel like a live action Family Guy.

Don't worry, I won't. Don't want to ruin your favorite show.

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>a man whose wife is unfaithful
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>the husband of an unfaithful wife.
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>a man whose wife deceives him by having a sexual relationship with another man
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>A man whose spouse or romantic partner is unfaithful.
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>A cuckold is a man whose wife is having an affair with another man.


>willingly
No

he does sort of have a downie look.

>Hahaha the Orville is TOO diverse
>Watch STD numb nuts, it's even more diverse and diversity is our strength
Make up your mind

And another one. Do you have a Flash t-shirt and play Nintendo 64 roms on a badly coded emulator by any chance?

no those are both wrong you fucking dummies, look it up

it comes from the cuckoo bird

as in that bird which hides its eggs in the nests of other birds

you absolute fucking morons

pre-modern but post-original

look up the etymology

>he thinks he's arguing with one person
top kek
>says i'm doing "zings"
>does "zings" himself
Go home Seth.

does the papa bird willingly let that happen? :^)

>Believing the Dictionary Jew over a fellow honest Sup Forums user

Shame on you.

PENNY PENNY PENNY PENNY PENNY

Similar to Iron fist.

Where critics were buttmad over white casting of a white character.

While the fans were like EY ITS KINDA OKAY.

Another one of your favorites? No wonder you like Orville so much.

A thousand ways to die in the west in space

PENNY PENNY PENNY PENNY PENNY

>nothing like Family Guy
this is how i know you're a brazen shill.

@87716967
>look mom, i wrote it again ebin xD top kek that will show him

>Sup Forums users are honest

Yeah, and I'm not 6'4 with a ten inch dick.

Explain how it was in any way like Family Guy you Sup Forumseddit mongoloid. Protip: It having Seth Macfarlane in it doesn't count and your mother's a niggerloving whore who couldn't afford an abortion.

The best joke was the guy's Holodeck Program Orc having a jolly nerd voice.

It needs to either be smarter or way funnier. Right now it just feels like they're doing Galaxy Quest and there's no way it can beat Galaxy Quest.

Is FOX shilling here so much because Sup Forumschan hates the new Star Trek?

>Everything I don't like is a le shill thread ;_;

Take that dumb fucking console wars mentality back to Sup Forums and suicide bomb yourself.

It'll be more Trek than STD is, that's for sure.

cheap gags and not knowing which moment requires comedy and which one requires drama. should i go on?
>tfw eric cartman was spot on

>shillinger in full damage control

hi

I LIKED THE PART WHERE SETH FARTED HAHAHAHA

>cheap gags and not knowing which moment requires comedy and which one requires drama. should i go on?

So shit that didn't happen except for in your head because you're a twelve year old contrarian? Please do go on.

>Sup Forumseddit in full autism mode

I like how butthurt you are over a show you obviously didn't watch. This board is literally AIDS since you faggots were let out of containment.

>Non-white Bosnian subhuman thinks it's allowed to have an opinion

You're literally human garbage. End it.

>Uses a rainbow flag on Sup Forums

Ahahahahaha no wonder you are shilling so hard for STD you third world AIDS patient.

Guys, why are we fighting? We can't have space travel without world peace and without space travel our lovable band of misfits can't get into their wacky adventures haha make sure to check out what the gang from #TheOrville is up to, Thursdays 9/8c on FOX.

>bad guys are terrible at shooting (the oldest cliche ever)
>macfarlane's face
>trying too hard with allusions to star trek
>out-of-place jokes
>poorly timed jokes
this show is just a walking star trek homage, literally fan-made.

>Subhuman third world homo gets caught shilling for his CBS trannyfest and revs up the sarcasm to 11

>he thinks he's arguing with a single user
t. user with schizophrenia

>he pretends to be multiple people
Cool story CBShill

>Subhuman third world nigger thinks I give a fuck if it's him or his half black brother I'm replying to

You're both worthless third world faggots. The message applies to both of you.

>calls everyone who disagrees with him a shill
>shills for a shitty show himself
really fires up your neurons

>Enjoying something means you're a shill

There's that preteen Sup Forumsedditor thinking again. You have to go back.

>Wanting a clearly better show to succeed so STD gets canned
>Bad

>he wants Seth MacFarlane to succeed in something
you're the cancer that is killing Sup Forums

embarrassing desu

ok kid

>Highest opening for a show in the most important demographic in years
>Has FOX's money guy at the helm

lel cry all you want you fedoralord faggots this shit is getting at least seven more seasons.