>>Has two thumbs and pulls up the sky
>>Stole fire from down below
>>Lassoed the sun to stretch the days and give you fun
>>Harnessed breeze to shake your trees.
>>Pulled Isles from the sea.
Name a character who can defeat him. Protip You can't
>Has two thumbs and pulls up the sky
Aiden Bennett
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Anthony Perez
Popeye with spinach in his system
Logan Torres
Timmy on the beach
Jimmy with cheese ray
Luis Gonzalez
no.
John Bennett
Oh shit
Julian Anderson
why
Christian Wright
Jesus did more impressive things
William Murphy
Jesus could because Jack Chick told me he could.
And if we don't all agree, we'll all go to hell.
Owen Brown
Popeye is on the same level.
Leo Collins
Ohhhh, Who's the most remarkable extraordinary fellow?
Adam Morris
So, I'm not the only one who thinks it's weird that there's no porn yet, right?
Julian Brooks
Why does a demigod allow a little bitch to boss him around?
Michael Cook
Girl Power, user.
John Jones
...
Jonathan Allen
Madara Uchiha
Noah Sanders
Yeah. Fuck off.
If you won't accept any answer and we're not allowed to respond, then delete the thread.
Samuel Gutierrez
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Andrew Young
Jesus got stomped in a 1 v 3 against some Romans. He has no feats beyond hydrokenisis and a one time self rez.
Ryan Diaz
I'm not OP faggot.
Your answer's just shit, hombre.
Colton Watson
>That fucking gif
Now i want to see someone write a long winded post about how Popeye is a 3.5 wizard that is constantly rolling sleight of hands that could rival the 'Gandalf is really a high level fighter' post.
Charles Lewis
Because the movie's called Moana and not Maui
Lincoln Torres
>pixar uses the Gamebryo Engine
Jace Gonzalez
He was only pretending, user.
He knew he had to die to open the gates of heaven. If the gates were already open he would have rekt those Romans like his dad wrecked the Egyptians.
Colton Gomez
Everyone in this thread is a fucking idiot.
A true patrician knows it takes a Rock to face a Rock.
Luis Collins
Which one?
Elijah Roberts
Agreed.
Colton Brooks
Zeus. But let's assume that he would actually do something productive, then in that case he might have a chance at weakening Maui.
I don't think Zeus could actually take him down but he definitely has a chance to match up to fight him.
Austin Smith
Superman :^)
Landon Morris
Because Moana has the ocean's favor
Elijah Allen
OP blatantly admitting it's not even hard to beat him and begging us not to give obvious answers.
Any high level super hero.
There you go, lame question answered.
Dylan Powell
D I E D T O V A G I N A
Jace Kelly
Allah, you infidel.
Henry Butler
>I don't think Zeus could actually take him down
But Zeus tamed the globe while still in his youth! Though, honey, it may seem impossible, that's the gospel truth!
Isaiah Carter
>magic user
>spawn of a false god
Kharn could beat him up desu
Benjamin Ward
Zeus would turn Maui into Owie.
Michael Gomez
HA! MAUI INTO OWIE!!!
Aiden Walker
I don't know if he could beat Maui, but Genie would certainly give him a run for his money.
Ethan Young
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Jackson Cox
OH YEH?
Jonathan Foster
...
Wyatt Jones
Maui was crushed to death by a vagina.
Cameron Torres
But in that movie Hercules was a total fraud that invented his stories to scare people. It fucking sucked.
Kayden Perry
Death by Snu-Snu is the only proper way to go.
Robert Johnson
AHAHAHAHAHAHA
Sorry, no. Popeye is one of the absolutely most overpowered characters to ever exist. He might not be the strongest but he's right up there.