H-hey g-guys I talk about Trump, t-too

>H-hey g-guys I talk about Trump, t-too

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Did you hear what Trump did the other day? I couldn't BELIEVE it!

HERES THE LATEST HEADLINE FROM WASHINGTON ALSO IS ORANGE AND HAS FUNNY HAIR LMAO

Yeah he cucked out lol!

Fallon>Kimmel>Meyers>>>>>>Colbert

*blocks your path*

Me neither, pic related, Sup Forums BTFO

Stephen Colbert falls in love with a Donald Trump.

Unable to confess, he is gifted with by a deus ex machina with the president's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls him, and is overjoyed to find out that he has a crush on him as well.

But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day’s confessions to the POTUS, he looks at him with a perplexed expression and calls him fake news. After some investigation with CNN, he finds out that the Trump he called is not the same Trump he fell in love with. In fact, he doesn’t exist in this universe at all. He is the Donald's alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with Colbert's own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of his crush.

Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of TWO SCOOPS.

Did something again? I'm noticing a rise in Trump posting today.

He turned himself into a cuck!! He's cuck don!!

Donald Trump has been tweeting all sorts of things lately.

A lot of mistakes, pls improve or stop posting

He recognized that he does not have the power to deport native born citizens

Therefore he is a cuck I guess

Stop posting that because it's already a thing.

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DACA aren't native born, idiot.
Stay cucked, the_donald

>native born citizens

Uhh what? The whole thing is that they're brought illegally by their parents crossing the border

Stephen Colbert falls in love with Hillary Clinton.

Unable to confess, he is gifted with by a deus ex machina with the president's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls President Hillary Clinton, and is overjoyed to find out that she has a crush on him as well.

But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day’s confessions to the POTUS, President Donald Trump looks at him with a perplexed expression and calls him fake news. After some investigation with CNN, he finds out that the U.S. president he called is not the same U.S. president he fell in love with. In fact, President Clinton doesn't exist in this universe at all because she lost the election in their timeline. The other Hillary is the Donald's alternate universe president counterpart, who has fallen in love with Colbert's own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of her crush.

Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of DANK TIMELINES.

>the Donald
>a Donald
>mistakes
>he doesn't know what these are in reference to

Is this your first time on the Internet?

Sup Forumsshits are so butthurt about jokes about their retarded daddy they actually flood other boards to bitch and whine.

P A T H E T I C

I mean the grammatical mistakes like "Unable to confess, he is gifted with by a deus ex machina with the president's"
Dumbo

This!
Today's is a good day

TRUMP FINDS A WAY

NONONONOONONONONOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

STOP SAYING MEAN THING TO TRUMP ;(((((((((((((((((

FUCKING LIBERAL REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>it's a liberals try to accuse other of being fickle episode.

L M A O

>TRUMP IS AN EVIL RADICAL WHITE SUPREMACIST BIGOT NAZI
>HAHAHAHHAHA LOOK AT TRUMP BEING ALL MODERATE WHAT A CuCK!

So which one is it faggots?

>Sup Forums is one person

>why does everyone keep making fun of us it's not fair!

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I CANT BELIEVE PEOPLE TALK ABOUT THE CURRENT PRESIDENT ITS UNPRECEDENTED ITS AS IF HES A LEADER OF ONE OF THE MAIN WOLRD POWER

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Great, now apply that to every political position rather then just Sup Forums political positions.
We either discourage all types of political discussion in other boards (which we should do) or we don't discourage any, which means you'd have to deal with the reddit and leftypol boogeymen. So which do you prefer?

Jesus fucking Christ could you Sup Forumstards BE even more rddit?
Youre tumblr at this time tomorrow if you keep up this rate.
Stupid fags.

GODDAMN IT POLITICAL TALK SHOWS, STOP COVERING POLITICS!

ACTUALLY KEEP COVERING POLITICS BUT DON'T COVER THE PRESIDENT, JUST COVER THE CANDIDATE THE PRESIDENT DEFEATED 10 MONTHS AGO AND THE PREVIOUS PRESIDENT AND COVER THEM THE WAY I WANT YOU TO!

>DACA-protectee
>native born

This is how informed your average Liberal these days is.

No wonder they're in a constant state of either impotent rage or explosive, knuckle-dragging violence.

Hah, the liberals are obsessed with trump.

It's called trump derangement sydrome. Gonna be a long 7 years.

Yep trump is still president

That projection.

>someone typed that cringey shit
>someone saved it
>someone reposted it
Jesus christ the future is fucked. You think these people are stupid, just wait until they have kids. How stupid are they going to be? Fuck me.

You're triggered that your opinions aren't the majority anymore.

>liberals are so fucking butt-blasted six months after the election that they are still dedicating hour-long shows in the mainstream media to smugly whine and circle-jerk with each other

Your shit-tier media is unfunny try-hard one-note bullshit watched only by the lowest intellectual echelon of society. Or at least people who fell asleep with the TV on. Cry harder.

>people still watch talk shows
literally why

True. Liberals hate the opinions of others but they really hate it when their way of thinking is becoming the minority.

This is hilarious projection considering liberals have been in a state of figurative, and often LITERAL, screaming, crying and impotent butthurt for the last 6 months.

But I guess I shouldn't complain. Constant autistic screeching is slightly more tolerable than your other habits of unprovoked vandalism and physical assault.

Look at this high horse riding moron right here. I didn't know expressing an opinion and being an annoying fuckface were mutually exclusive. You're allowed to shitpost just like we're allowed to tell you to fuck off back to your Sup Forums hugbox.

Yep you just proved his point. When you can't argue you lash out.

Trump is so easy to make fun of that they ALL have the same shtick and punchlines so there's really no reason to watch one or the other desu. Though Meyers tends to cross the line into plain mean territory, so I don't like him as much as the others.

Which one wud u fuk tho?

Old people dont know what podcasts are so they listen to these.

Sup Forums is pol. That's why you get so angry

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>another burger tv comedian
I thought young americucks didn't watch TV anymore.

Liberal millennials are the only remaining demographic that isn't old but is still too stupid to cut to cable.

That creates a market to be pandered to for advertising bucks.

>trying to co-opt the "tumblr" pejorative

Could you BE any more obvious, tourist?

Sorry if I hurt your feelings kiddo. It's just that, you're not very bright, and the rest of us think you're a moron. But you'll always have your internet hugbox with the rest of the retards. Have fun kid!

>Yep you just proved his point. When you can't argue you lash out.
I'm neither of those two anons but I'm guessing that they just don't want to argue. No one cares. There really is no "point to be made". Outside of their echo chamber, most Sup Forumstards fail to realize it's almost as if they have this one affliction, I can't remember the name of it right now that most people just don't give a fuck about politics as much as them. Yeah, it's fun to make the occasional joke about Hillary/Bernie/Trump but you'd be hardpressed to find anyone that would want to talk about politics more than their waifu/riced out desktop.

>That projection.

Yep he really pissed you off with that pic. You can always tell how correct something is by how mad a liberal gets.

Wow a politics board discussing politics.

This is Sup Forums

Holy shit this smug deflection.

Nerve confirmed for a direct hit.

You wish I was angry. Nobody likes a person who's both smug and wrong.

Aw are you crying? There there. It'll be okay. Stiff upper lip!

These shows give liberals a safe space nothing more. They turn to these shows to feel validated since they know they are in the minority.

Damn you really are triggered. We outnumber you and that's the thing that makes you so mad.

>shitty post
>hey that post is shitty
>DURR YOU JUST PROVED HIS POINT

The absolute state of Sup Forums ladies and gentlemen

>posting a non-response that says/provides nothing

Nice. That butthurt is in you nice and fucking deep, tourist.

Thinking is you who's crying.

>minority

3 million more people voted Democrat than Republican in the election.

I'm not interested in arguing whether the electoral college is necessary or not but saying more people voted for Trump than Clinton is just objectively statistically untrue.

Yes I'm so jealous of your internet club, I mean who wouldn't be?

You are tho.

>We outnumber you

Try not to be so needy, user. It's annoying enough in a woman, contemptible in a man.

>most people just don't give a fuck about politics as much as them.

He said, the same year that liberals literally spent nine solid months crying because North Carolina didn't want to let men in drag use the Women's Restroom.
He said, the same year we have masked, weapon-carrying overt Communists showing up to Freedom of Speech Rallies to throw bricks.
He said, the same year we have a media that is entirely saturated left to right, front to back, with desperate Democrat swipes at Trump, including in shows that have nothing to do with politics.
He said, the same year major airports and freeways were blocked by screaming, red-faced protesters who were outraged that Trump did the same thing Obama did for twice as long in 2009.

Yes, "nobody" cares about politics.

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H-hey guys, I'm white too.

sadly this was satire

Are you interested in talking about view fraud and the fact that McMuffin and gay Johnson took some 6 million votes away from trump and he still won tons of blue states?

>ahahaha Trump is doing what we want what a loser

Why are liberals such brainlets?

You: pic related

>The same seven or eight images of supposedly ugly-looking Trump supporters getting posted in every fucking thread, often with the same stock, limp-dick dismissive comments

Totally, totally not being done by the same guy. And it's totally, totally not a Redditor/Tumblard.

The internet is our club.

>That's why you're going to be crushingly disappointed come Nov 8th
lmao this will never get old

Then go quote everyone you disagree with and see how many samefags you actually catch you daft little shit.

Good luck with that, user.

But pol was right and trump did win.
Pol was right again.

>3 million more people voted Democrat than Republican in the election, primarily in Haven Cities and locations with a confirmed history of large-scale illegal immigration and even politicians admitting to tolerating voter-fraud

Wow, what a shocker.

I know right? What kind of loser sits around posting the same images on the internet all day

when will the fursecution end?

>We
Don't do that.

>muh excuses
Just like Trump's excuses for not accomplishing anything. You picked the right candidate, he perfectly represents you.

Hope that's useful to you.

He's accomplished plenty. Very happy so far.

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If the election is a massive fraud then why do you accept the results?

You don't have much choice when you've given up on your own life to try and live vicariously through someone else.

>Liberals have been so utterly annihilated by the election that they have given-up even posting coherent arguments or contradicting their opponents, and are instead now just resorting to mindless, low-effort shitposting in an effort to make noise and shit where everyone else is trying to walk

The absolute fucking state of Democrats right now. They've literally been fucking broken.
I guess it's slightly better and easier to tolerate than their other passion: mindless public violence and destruction of property.

>equating liberal nutjobs with nobodies on an imageboard that just want to post pictures of their waifu
>equating liberal nutjobs with nobodies on an imageboard that just want to shitpost about vidya gaymes
>equating the media that just wants ratings with nobodies on an imageboard that just want to circlejerk over their taste in TV
Wow. It's like you really think that the US is in some gripping civil war or cold anarchy.

>quotation instead of an argument
What?

>bingo card

Over 10 million illegal voters

>Very happy so far.
I bet you are, Sup Forumseddit.

If he "hasn't accomplished anything", why are Democrats literally fucking rioting every week?

Oh of couse, 3 million illegal immigrants went to the polls in California, because they were so worried that the Democrats weren't going to carry Calinfornia. That makes perfect sense. And that's something illegal immigrants like to do, go to official government places and show their identification. They do it all the time! Man this theory is bulletproof. You guys are just too smart for us!