The best movie of the last 10 years

The best movie of the last 10 years.

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She has a great ass so there's that.

It was pretty good indeed

Yea kinda bullshit though desu. Where would a 17th century Puritan get a fatty like that? Wasn't surprised to learn the actress is part South American.

The ending ruined the whole film.
They could've made it without the flying naked shit, instead giving it a more obscure and mystical ending, maybe even a begining spark for a sequel.

It was a body double

More accurate historical horror movies?

IT

do you really want a folktale franchise?

The goat should have got more lines, and screen time.

The ending ruined the entire film. I legitimately burst out laughing when the goat started talking.

I was sad that the father died. The whole end felt kind of contrived.

Would you /ss/ with the witch?

The ending perfectly completed the entire film. I legitimately got goosebumps when the goat started talking.

well now I don't know who to beleive

can't tell if sarcastic shit posting

Absolutely honest. The entire film is pretty straightforward and the ending was perfectly in line with the rest of the narrative.
It's literally an on-screen New England folktale.

It's a terrible movie and I was very disappointed.

How is it a terrible movie? What's done wrong?

fuck off

I've only saw this movie one time and it wasn't at the theater. In this scene, when she's holding the stick and shaking does she start to levitate a bit? After that, is that supposed to be the witch in front of the moon, riding a broom, or what? I thought it was a crow the first time I saw it.

p-post anyas...

See you in jail, scumbag

GR8 B8 M8

Why didn't she have hairy pits?

I'm not even gay but Ralph Ineson was fucking sexy in this film

>mfw shirtless daddy scenes

kys bait

>okay movie
>best movies of the last 10 years
I hate hyperbolefags so much

that wasn't her

This

>last scene
>ay lmao walks naked to other witches
>one of them is black
>one of them is fat
>another one is in a wheelchair
>singing stops
>they all turn around
>boss witch walks up her
>it's sigourney weaver
>says to her in a sassy tone: "weclome to the witches gurl"

And that's how a new cinematic universe is born

Fuck off

I agree. It spooked me for 3 nights in a row. It was immersive and felt like perfect historical accuracy

Confirmed to be an ass double, sadly

No. I liked it a lot but no.

even better, means that my waifu stays pure

>Aye. I was conceived in sin, and born in iniquity.
>Adam's sin imputed to me, and a corrupt nature dwelling within me.
>My corrupt nature is empty of grace, bent unto sin, only unto sin, and that continually.

Must be brutal starting off life already knowing you're fucked and forsaken just for the act of existing. It's bleak how fast some people are made to grow up; makes me appreciate that I had a full and decent childhood

Great movie.

Only thing bad is the directors inability to commit to the story. I seen a few interviews where he said he'd like to keep the mystery for the viewers imaginations, implying that it's partially a historical piece. He does this showing that the corn has gone bad, blaming the story on possible ergot fuckery.

What is with these directors and their love for ambiguity?

Kek no

Film is not just spewing out plot points my dude, the experience is everything. Who cares what is the detailed backstory of it all, it doesn't change or improve the experience at all. We know everything we need to know, it's not just ambiguity for the sake of ambiguity.

If I recall, the director didn't come up with the ergot bit. A fan brought it up to him or on some forum, and the director added it to his catalogue of possible explanations/interpretations of the film

It's some bushittery, but regardless, the guy did really damn well for his first time directing a full length movie

Stupid sexy Puritan dad.

dude I could eat some fucking butter right now

I think it is. It undermines the nature of the story. If you set out to tell a mythical witch story, tell the mythical witch story. The experience was great, but it gets to be a bit too much when the only comment a director can make is "YOU CHOOSE WHAT TO BELIEVE."

Yea, I'd like to see what he does next. That natural lighting made the movie much creepier.

I am absolutely in love with this film, seen it 3 times now. It's 10/10

I can't wait for his next, heard its going to be nosferatu

Do you not wish to live deliciously?

We pray that Samuel hath entered the Kingdom of Dubs

dubs dubs AND trips??

Not him but ye olde english was annoying as fuck + 50% of the movie played "scary" music in the background. Plus some plain cringy dialogue ("would you like to live deliciously?") No explanations about the witches.

WRONG. Best movie of the last 10 years is TGWTDT.

kys

millenial faggot. It's a shit movie in everyone's book

>old english was annoying as fuck
It was extremely historically accurate and everyone had a great delivery, making it in any other way would be worse.

>50% of the movie played "scary" music in the background
Yes user, films have soundtracks.

>plain cringy dialogue
Again, extremely historically accurate and in line with the narrative. I found that line specifically great and original.

>No explanations about the witches.
Why should there be? Are you so used capeshit that you have to first watch a whole movie about someone's backstory and setting and then can only enjoy the experience?

>t's a shit movie in everyone's book
Only normie casuals hate it because it isn't the usual jumpscare fest.
It is highly critically acclaimed, has high ratings on every site possible and Sup Forums pretty much unanimously loves it.

>It was extremely historically accurate and everyone had a great delivery, making it in any other way would be worse
Historically accurate. Witches. Pick one (1)

>Yes user, films have soundtracks
I think I'm gonna watch it and autistically time each time music plays. I swear it was overkill and very noticable

>Again, extremely historically accurate and in line with the narrative. I found that line specifically great and original.
Yeah I can picture your beta ass hearing it and thinking "Living deliciously...? OMG this movie is really something else! Deliciously... heh! Wow"


>Why should there be? Are you so used capeshit that you have to first watch a whole movie about someone's backstory and setting and then can only enjoy the experience?
An explanation is always better. They didn't provide any because they had no budget. Can you imagine if there was no explanation in Terminator as to why a killer robot is sent back in time?

>Historically accurate. Witches. Pick one (1)
lmao look up the salem witch trials. everyone back then believed in witches. no one is saying they're real

>Not wanting folklore kino

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>begining spark for a sequel

I hope this is bait otherwise you really are a turbopleb

what kind of explanation do you want? It's a fucking fairytale

Its a brilliant movie, almost flawlessly made.
The attention to detail, even in OPs picture, is impressive af

Implying it ain't true

TRIPS

Witchcraft has lore you fucking retard.

People back then believed in witches and this film does a pretty good job at bringing what they thought a witch was like to the big screen.

This is like you complaining about Dracula because lol vampires aren't real

You're further proof that anyone who hates on this movie is a complete and utter pleb

what do i have to give the devil to have thomasin sit on my face?

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Witches existed, historically. Of course they probably didn't have any magic powers but they are part of recorded history.

I never knew that was the same actress

She was hot as fug in split

It was superb.

it was delicious

she's always hot