He didn't actually kill his wife, did he?

He didn't actually kill his wife, did he?

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Yes, he did.

Intentionally and successfully.

Can't believe I liked him when I was younger.

Only ever liked him in Ratatooie

Well he either ignored or contributed to her obvious drug addiction

Wait, what?

Why? He's a faggot now but his delivery is fantastic and Feeling Kinda Patton is one of the best stand-up albums of all time. You've gotta keep in mind he used to be a Jim Goad kinda guy, not the way he is these days.

That is true, they were both pill addicts and alcoholics despite having a child. That doesn't make him a murderer, though, he could have gone just as easily as she did, they both mixed xanax and anti depressants with booze.

he did it for her

We can't know for certain ;)

First he gave her extra sleeping pills in her evening tea.

Then when she was drowsy he pretended to start sexy time and bound her to the headboard.

He took a plain latex condom, unrolled it, placed it between their mouths and blew.

The condom extended itself down her throat and began to obstruct her windpipe.

To make sure she didn't retch it out, he took a pitcher from below the bed and poured saliva he had collected over a week into the condom.

The condom now a solid blockage in her throat, he now placed his mouth over her nose and began to blow co2 into her lungs.

After about a minute, she realized something was wrong, but the combination of sleeping pills, being tied, and lack of oxygen meant she could barely put up a struggle. Her last vision was her husband with her nose in his mouth, coldly monitoring her pupil dilation.

It was over quick. He sucked on the condom, slurping up the saliva, and then removed it from her throat flushed it down the toilet. The rags tying her hands went back to the towel rack. She looked peacefully asleep, and as far as the police would ever know, she had been when he got back in bed beside her, and turned out the lights....

didn't he marry another woman like less than a year later?
really makes you think

he's engaged to Natty Gann

>complete blockage of the throat
>blows CO2 down into her lungs

Whoever made this doesnt know the human body

Wtf what a sicko
I can't believe this guy's still out there

Nah. It was some stupid thing pushed by people made about anti-Trump tweets. Same people as the stupid pizzagate shit.

He's just an unfunny hack, that's all. But not a murderer.

How do you blow CO2 in to someones lungs if their pharynx is completely blocked?

Name one joke he said that you remember. One that stuck with you.

He murdered her because she was on to his serial killer father.

I'm afraid he did

not that guy, but I remember sky cake, sad boy gets buttfucked after the apocalypse and him and his wife accidentally walking in on an orgy. I think it was about when he became a father that he started becoming unfunny, but he has some good shows under his belt.

Are you calling me a liar??

5'3

no wonder hes liberal, its the party of weak people

Wo you guys are sick, you're accusing an innocent man of murdering his wife. Stop the memes this is serious. The serial killer she was tracking did it

Fair enough. I ask that to call out the shills from genuine fans.

No, I didn't.
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More like Fatton Oswalt :DDD

More like Patton Oswalrus XDXDXD

ah well. she looks hot

Patton Oswald

why not just call yourself Washington Kennedy

you cant suffocate from exhaled air, it still has lots of oxygen

Yes. I am. I am calling you a liar. You are lying.

ask wil shatner about his swimming lessons special!

Got her hooked on pills and constantly screamed fuck Drumpf the sky is falling shit at her until she couldn't take it anymore and overdosed. Then he immediately uses his fame to start fucking other women immediately after her passing. Truly a piece of shit.

anytime he posts about trump I post that he murdered his wife. I know he sees it as well.

you tell me

>remarries just a year later
Got over that crippling grief pretty quick didn't he?

has it even been more than 18 months since his other wife died?

My girlfriend killed herself five years ago and I'm only just now beginning to "get over it" which means acknowledging that people outside of her exist. I don't know how I've kept it together switching majors, or taking as many credit hours as I have. I guess I've been wallowing in academics to avoid the grief.

Part of me finds a huge fault in his immediately moving on, as if he didn't love her enough. But then I'm envious, that he had the wherewithal to move on as quickly as he did. It's weird.

I'd kill myself too if I had to deal with you on a daily basis

Of course not. It's just a Sup Forums meme.

>memes come from nowhere
Dear simple user, nothing in this world just pops into existence out of nothingness
Every meme has a grain of truth to it

He's not a very good comedian, and he's obnoxious as a public persona/social media presence. But he's a pretty good actor. I want to hate him, but then he pops up in a movie or show and consistently does a good job. He's funny when he's not doing his own material

>>not believing the most convincing thing you read about a an actor from hollyweird
What are you, someone from the North?

Liked him for his bit role in Justified as Constable Bob.

Constable Bob was a tough motherfucker, Oswalt's best role to date for me.

Why are you faggots so obsessed with a person's personal politics? Imagine being so obtuse that you can't enjoy the work of someone who has an opposing political opinion. It's ignorant and embarrassing to see this attitude dictate the way you choose to participate in the world.

Of course not, he's famous!

>tfw you'll never get the fuck beaten out of you and have Raylan Givens US Marshal call you a badass while also coming up with the plan to get Drew Thompson out of dodge on a 5 o clock coal train

Praise Bob.

Because he's a comedian and he makes his personal politics a big part of his act. And he never shuts the fuck up on Twitter, either.

I'm reasonably liberal and I actually agree with him on a few things, but this kind of preachiness is fucking obnoxious and it's ruining the arts. Amateur political commentary is the lowest form of entertainment, yet these faggots have all convinced themselves that they're "doing important work" by spouting off their half-baked opinions at every available opportunity.

It's impossible to ignore, it's impossible to separate an artist from their public persona now. I honestly wish I could agree with you, but I can't willfully compartmentalize my brain like that. Social media was a mistake

Everybody should have a 'GO' bag

I hope she doesn't cross him like the last one did.

He wasn't always this obnoxious. Trump has sent him round the bend

Pretty sure he did. It is called a blood sacrifice, and you do it to be come uber famous.

Idk but I enjoyed the pol memes about this homosex.

Totally worth it

I don't think it's even been a year.

The problem is he moaned and groaned on twitter about how his dead wife was his entire world, and he meant to spend the rest of their lives together, etc etc and then out of the blue mentioned marrying this new woman without any break or even mentioning dating her previously.

This guy gets it.

Hory shiet he for sure did it you convinced me

Yeah, I've followed the meme for a while. It hit me personally, as I blogged about in my post, but I don't know. It's hard for me to fault him even though I took a different route with my grief. Yes, it's skeevy as fuck, but I also don't see him and his new beau being together for too long.

Tried dating at the start of this year, and after 4 months she told me she was sick of competing with a ghost. :^) Of course he might be a sociopath or have a blunted affect when it comes to grieving so his moving on could be the healthiest thing ever.

>pizza gate isn't real
user I......
m.washingtontimes.com/news/2016/nov/4/wikileaks-john-podesta-invited-to-spirit-dinner-ho/

Read something in your life asides from NTR hentai.

Anyone ever seen the tough crowd with Colin Quinn episode where nick Dipalo keeps making fun of this guy?? It's pretty brutal first he makes a joke about him being from San Francisco then he straight up calls him gay. Also Patton can't stop eating the snacks the entire episode it's pretty hilarious youtu.be/JDTK0UsHWyM

>not Washington Booth

He's actually very funny, or used to be. The Trump election "broke" him, as celebs like to say about themselves. The fact is, he has a VERY long history of mental health problems that he has been very open about, and obviously his mental state didn't improve after Hillary lost the election. He probably suffers now from an enlarged amygdala along with the bipolar problems he was already having. Not a stable human being at all. I really like his stand-up, and I enjoyed him in several films and TV shows. I didn't even care about his reaction to the election, because a lot of people feel the way he does. I felt bad for him when his wife died and he gave the impression that her passing had brought him terrible pain. He talked about it daily on twitter -- right up until the day he said he was marrying this new woman. For me it has nothing to do with politics or talent, I just don't think he's trustworthy anymore. I feel bad now for his kids, but not for him. And I get the impression that he either killed his first wife or let her die when she became unresponsive due to the variety and volume of pills she took with booze.

Well, his uncut album is what made me want to do stand-up, so I remember a ton of his material. Off the top of my head I love his bob Ross bit, the joke about the angry magician, longhorn steakhouse.

if you hit a midget on the head with a hammer he turns into 40 gold coins

I believe in Pizzagate but you really gotta avoid spreading the Washington Times. That's a shitty website and a quick way to get discredited.

haha

He just does references to old shit.

The one i recall is when he compares a person to Lawrence Welk's balls

Exactly how I feel but he was becoming insufferable during the election which led to me unfollowing him especially when he tried spinning Hillary's collapse into a "Wow, she's really strong for campaigning" while ignoring the fact that he kept tweeting that conspiracies regarding her health were bullshit. Dude became a hypocrite and massively unfunny.

If only his brother, Matt Oswalt, was the famous one. He doesn't like Trump either but is able to post funny bants about Trump and keep his dislike of Trump to a reasonable level. Wished Oswalt learned something from him.

What's the deal with collecting saliva??? Couldn't he just use regular water

This.

hahahaahaahahahah christ

I'm a liberal pussy but fuck do I miss Tough Crowd

Colin and Patrice and Jimmy Norton are all such comedic geniuses

>being a pizzagate true believer
jesus christ, user
have some fucking self-respect

The real question is whether or not he knew Meredith Salenger prior to the death of his wife. If he had any evidence of contact with her and then his wife died, I'm 100% on board with the murder theory.

Otherwise, if they truly didn't meet until after his wife died, I get it. People deal with grief in different ways, and perhaps he is making a mistake but it's understandable.

Thread's not about his politics. It's about if he killed his wife.

Which is obviously no, and the idea was only forced by people angry by his politics.

I didn't mind his loser typecast in King of Queens.

This guy didn't even read the thread.

I read a bunch of Sup Forums meme stuff, and decided to give an honest reply.

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It depends on your perspective. Patton is a drug addict and a codependent, which means he corrupted his wife and dragged her into addiction with him through emotional pressure and manipulation. You can blame him for it or take pity on him as damaged and unable to stop himself from hurting the ones he loves.