Even in fantasy, rejection hurts

>Even in fantasy, rejection hurts
>[audience awws]
>S-sorry Jonah, it's just a--
>For you

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>was getting insulted part of your plan?
>of course. Mr Teller refused my jokes in favor of yours. we had to find out what he told you
>nothing! I said nothing!
>[Jonah stares over at him. his men have already infiltrated the building]

>"wow, we thought you were cool until you insulted if our friend Jonah. We're a group, inseparable, best friends for life. You probably don't know what that's like. Come on Jonah, let's go out tonight"

not gay but would both of these guys

>If I took that neckbeard off would you die?

>Is that how you got your job here?


Simple. Easy to translate. Not overly long drawn out statement. Gets the point across to the french whore. It's literally so simple. Solved it.

>by refusing fat greasy jews? Yes
>I'd be much more successful then

>insinuating a woman only got her job because of sexual favors

ugh can you not

You honestly think some airheaded French bimbo has the quickthinking to come up with a response like that? That's the problem with some of the retorts to all the Jonah Hill comebacks, none of them are something some dumb bitch would ever be smart enough to
come up with.

Having a comeback for a comeback is pretty difficult for almost everyone

Television and movies where writers get to write their "THE JERKSTORE CALLED" has people thinking its easy or uncommon

In real life you'll barely ever witness a person say something bitey, get a bitey comeback, then comeback a 2nd time instantly

*tips fedora*

>wrote and delivered the perfect joke that baited Jonah in by appealing to his growing ego, creating a near unwinnable scenario
>dumb

After his "I hear you get sodomized quite often" got ignored it became clear to me that the odds were stacked against him. He was the visitor and she had the home advantage.

>wrote

youre demented if you dont realise some guy said that line to her and it stuck with her for years

>my fantasy is you, and then you leave

the ultimate neg, probably came from a PUA handbook like 5 years ago

>1 year later
>Sup Forums still doesn't have a good comeback

Roasties 1, virgins 0

Who is this from?

>you wanna run that by me again?
>this time
>rethink how you wanna retell me this story

WE JUST NEED MORE TIME DAMN IT

>not realizing some of us have a Ornella bully fetish

Best I've seen so far.

>Do you have any ham? Can I have some?

>responding agressively

you guys just don't get it, trying to one-up her is just admitting her joke cut deep into you and tore you apart

>I am rubber you a glue

fuck man, it's been years and we still haven't come up with a good response

but its only been eight months!

There's been plenty of good responses

>but i love you

That's because you wrote it

Jonah probably could have made this work laughing it off

>I don't get cucked anymore.
>Maybe you weren't around, maybe you didn't hear
>I don't do gangbang cuckolding anymore

Why do you say we like you're Sup Forums?

The best way to reply to a situation like this is to go full Cruise. Turn everything on the interviewer and make it about her being an asshole. The worst thing that people can say about you is you cant take jokes but it does a much better job of taking the attention off of you and piling it on her. There is no way for her to respond without looking sheepish.

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Any post referring to a board as a whole can be ignored

>we need one year
>you have five minutes

If only cruise was there with jonah to back him up

based tom

Should have gotten out a sub and started eating it loudly, pretending he can't hear her. Best solution 2bh

that went on for an uncomfortably long time

>bane meme that literally 0% of the French studio audience will understand

I non ironically love it

>"Nah I'm not interested."

>But I stopped pimping hoes

One that stuck for me was just

>yeh, well, fuck you!

>That's funny, that's a good one. It's actually kind of adorable that you think either of them would give the time of day to a random 6/10 slag.
>They're probably a double teaming a super model right now, high fiving while doing so.
>In fact, they'd probably more readily fuck me over you, you'd just get laughed out of the room, if even made it that far.

>i'll do it in 20 seconds

>"Don't you see you're just projecting?"

will Sup Forums ever get over this?

Huh i thought you guys were memeing. She actually is pretty ugly

>No U!

>did you get your job by spending the night with attractive superstars
How does that even make sense you fucking mong?

>Sorry, I think they only fuck attractive women

It makes sense of you have any reading comprehension you mongoloid

>non ironically
What did he mean by this?

EYYY, JO! HOW ARE YA? Heheh. Go easy on the fuckin' gabagool, my friend!
...
OOOH. DA FUCK'S WRONG WITCHU? I'm jus bustin' ya balls, that's all! Which reminds me if you see 'em say hello for me but you probably can't.
Hehehe.

uh...y-you too.. FUCK..wait..that's not it..

WE JUST NEED ANOTHER 20 SECONDS

>and your OTHER 20 seconds

>a million good responses that would have been much better than the actual result have been posted in these threads
>"LMAO ONE MILLION YEARS AND STILL NO COMEBACK"

this is how you do it.
you don't respond at all and just stare at her unblinking. women can't handle long awkward
silences and it would totally throw her off.

I would just pretend to not be understanding the translation.

>sorry what, she said she wants to watch me have a threesome with Leo and Brad?

you all nerds can't find a valid answer because there isn't a valid answer
he should've just laugh it off instead of staring at nothing like a moron

That would have been incredibly autistic.

this is the best option unironically

if you have to explain a joke there is no joke, by not understanding it she either has to move on quickly or explain it to him and look like a massive cunt