Why can't we just merge with the U.S??? Yeah we might have more liberals but who cares...

Why can't we just merge with the U.S??? Yeah we might have more liberals but who cares, America is also pretty much Liberal. We have no culture of our own, so a merger with the U.S wouldn't hurt us in the slightest. My only concern would be Quebec. We need the U.S. Feeling irrelevant hurts and I don't see a future for Canada. 90% of us live near the border anyway. I hope to God that this happens sooner or later.

other nations love us and we can cross the border with ease already.

positive: economic boost and cheaper goods

negatives: more niggers

The nigs all stay in the south. Canada would have more whites.

NO ONE would want to merge with a fucking leaf

Fuck off you fucking abo-chode kangaroo nigger.

yeah sure but NO LEAF FLAGS

And you're not screwing up our balance of 50 stars either.

And no former Canadians are allowed to vote until 50 years from now.
So you don't make our government even more liberal

And weed man gets deported behind the wall

lol fuck that. Stupid leaf

K. I don't really care about leafs. I have no idea why we have it on our flag. PLEAS ANNEX US DAMN IT!!!

The only good thing to come out of canada was Billy Talent
That is literaly it, nothing else

no healthcare if annex

They have been sending lots of refugees to Quebec as part of the plan to destroy the remaining cultures them Frenchies have and soon they will be a cultural-less shit hole like the rest of the country

we wouldn't want to merge with you anyways straya chodes

>liking billy talent
opinion discarded

>(((free healthcare)))
I don't want to wait months for an operation.

soon.

>hates on only good national export

we have more land and resources than the US

why the fuck would we want to join the union?

the only reason the American economy is better is cause they're a much bigger market, which means more companies, more capital, and more opportunities; they also snipe away alot of our talent (especially in entertainment and new ventures).

However, we have a more stable/efficient government, a better banking system (consistent low/stable inflation), a more competent central bank (federal reserve doesn't know what they're doing), a better balance between socialist/conservative policies,a AAA credit rating, common-sense gun laws, a clean diplomatic history, and a far lower crime rate.

Not to mention no niggers and illegal spics. We have rampant immigration but most of our immigrants come with education and money, thereby contributing to our economy.

If we even had half the population of the US, we'd be the biggest economy in the world.

Fuck off you globalist shill.

It would never work anyway. We Canadians are loyal to the Crown and Americans are nothing but rebels.

>niggers and illegal spics
about that, we have all these fucking drunk natives and filipino fucks to make up for it.

Same reason US won't merge with mexico.

It is a loosing deal to them.

I'd sooner spit and piss on the grave of my dead grandmother than even imagine having good ol' usa merge with fucking leafland. No how it'll work is WE annex you but also alienate you. Native leafs aren't registered as American therefore must be mass deported to Mexico.

>We Canadians are loyal to the Crown
Wtf really? I don't give a rats ass about the queen. I don't feel British in any way, except maybe drinking a lot of tea.

>Loyal to the crown
>replace beautiful Union Jack colours with A FUCKING LEAF.
This is why your disowned from the Anglo sphere family, fucking leaf.

Shut the fuck up you fucking moose leaf maple syrup fucker. Canada is such a failure. Mexico has done more than canada. Canada is the europe of america, allowing liberal ideas to fuck their booty holes. Your PM is one of the silliest fucking leaders in the world. Our President isn't perfect, but at least our president isn't a full blown cuck. Honestly canada just stop. Stop being a country.

it'll probably never happen unless you guys start a "secede to America" movement.

Unless we're in dire straights and need your resources for war, we'll never take Canada over so we never lose the moral high ground we have over Russia

U.S and Mexico are far from being similar. Mexico is a 3rd world shithole run by drug cartels.

I said we are loyal to the Crown. You don't really need to care about the Queen tbqh. The Queen is wearing the Crown now but the Crown is eternal, she is not.

I know, it's a disgrace.

Because you faggots will probably demand we merge with Mexico too because otherwise it's racist.

I'm okay with like Alberta and Saskatchewan but the rest of you have to go.

we don't need all that unnecessary canadian land, especially for such a small population

I see no advantages to being independent. We are culturually similar, economically dependant on the US and really have to pick up the tab for a large amount of infastructure covered by a small population due to the size of our country. The US's decisions severely impact Canada and in that regard being part of the US we would be able to vote.

I am not against the idea of the US annexing Canada at all.

This. Also niggers. The border ensures Canada stays a white country. Chinese are honorary whites too.

Canadians are the Indians of the american continent(S). No one likes you. You're what is making our continent look bad.

Holy shit you'd entirely fuck up the american democracy.
Get the fuck out of here.
It'd be like if america suddenly had another california.
Hillary would win and shit.
The constitution would be repelled, no more right to arms, borders would be even more open, being mean online would be punishable, etc.
The jews would be unstoppable then.
Fuck off canada.
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I'm not really big on cuckleafland history but why did Canada disgrace the Anglosphere and replace their identity flag with the stupid fucking leaf?

The US would also likely benefit from our vast resources and Canadians would benefit by freedom of movement and access to a greater job market.

It would be wise

China is trying to annex Canada for dat sweet oil & water, especially the water
If Canada was a state, it would be much harder for China to do

For real its not like were already getting fucked by a larger country anyways, so we could at least stop pandering to some communist shithole

But I love Mcdonalds and Walmart. K could you please annex us now?!?!

>Vast resources
>Maple Syrup and snow

Pick one

Clowns like you are the reason we wouldn't merge with any part of the US. It would lower our IQ on a national level and then we'd have to drop our education standards to yours.

Talk about projecting. We're not getting buttfucked by China like you. China has more claim on the US than us. Our Chinese are only loyal to their family and us, not their past country.

And canada is a first world shithole run by sjw's.

>We're not getting buttfucked by China like you.
How so?

>t. Chang, who wants to enlarge his motherland's imperial holdings in North America.

Canada is Commonwealth clay, fuck off.

Canada has a huge oil and mining industry, you know. Well it did before le epic weed man let half the country burn.

>but at least our president isn't a full blown cuck.

He is in almost every conceivable way, Trudeau is simply worse. Let's just be honest about it.

Canadians are so jealous of us they're dumping refugees to kill our vibrant culture.
Fuck your flag. Pic related.
Quebec has a culture of its own. Leave us out of this.

Exterminate Quebec.

As opposed to Brazil, a third world shithole run by idiots.

yes

They thought A FUCKING LEAF was a great idea.

this meme that canada doesnt have a culture lol
but we would just ruin america by getting democrats elected for the rest of time

i had to wait 3 years for a surgery, yeah it wasn't life threatening or anything but 3 years... and it's not like it's free either, you just have to pay for it in a different way. is that really worth it?

Trump, don't listen to this dingus. When you annex, just take Alberta and BC

>Not to mention no niggers and illegal spics.
lol if we were in america's situation "we" would just increase the flow. it's not like they're all just going to move up to toronto with you for no reason

No and I will tell you why this is a dumb fucking idea. Canada has a population slightly above Texas and about the same as California. With how liberal you guys are on a lot of issues, it would be like adding a second California to the voting base. This would doom any future right wing party, especially with the left wing trying to pump in as many illegals to vote for them in the south. So fuck off were full.

MAPLE SYRUP IS NOT A CULTURE
POUTINE IS NOT A CULTURE
HOCKEY AND WINTER SPORTS IS NOT A CULTURE
BEAVERS AND MOOSE ARE NOT A CULTURE
TIM HORTONS IS NOT A CULTURE

>If we even had half the population of the US, we'd be the biggest economy in the world.
also this is a load of shit? america has more than 10x larger economy despite only 10x the population

Canada is as conservative as the US is republican, Island nigger. The US government is such a joke compared to ours that they allow blatant corruption to FUCK over their people. Race baiting, black culture, globalist control. This big soup of assfuckery that makes the USA. And your biggest savior is an unsupported populist who has no idea how to run a country! Go pack up your own circus act before trying to look at how we run things. If the US was like Canada the whole world would be a better place by a significant margin.

>bc
nice joke
at least take sask

Drunk natives stay on their reservations.

I agree. You fags have absolute no culture.

We need to build more roads and have easier citizenship so more jobs go to you and abandon their American citizenship

Yeah we don't need any more libcuckery. Trudeau has spellbound your nation and turned it into a cuckfest that's only going downhill from here.

KEK
U
C
K

Exactly.

it isn't a linear relationship

That's funny because most Canadians even here in Toronto like talking positively about Trump despite even our media constantly making fun of him directly.

Because Americans don't want to live in that kind of shitty Tunda climate. It's yours. Enjoy it.

>talking positively about Trump despite even our media constantly making fun of him directly.
It's an international phenomena.

USC! USC! USC! USC! USC! USC! USC! USC!USC! USC! USC!USC! USC!USC!

fucking traitor

Says stars and stretchmarks.

You fags left dad for France. Disgusting at least we stayed in the commonwealth.

And yeah. The leaf is shit.

That would be awesome.
Canada would be one state

America is too good of a country. Best country ever in history. Bring in leaf cucks would hurt us.

if the US merges with Mexico, Mexico won't be hurt in the slightest either. What do we get besides an increased fag and muslim population?

if we merge republican party would never win, every cannuck is a left cuck, no emperor trump with canadians getting a vote

>Average size according to women
do they carry tape measures with them?