Women are funny

Women are funny.

Get over it.

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What the fat fatty fucking fuck?

I love seeing these morbidly obese people. It makes me feel slightly better about myself, that I still retain a human shape.

hard to tell the difference when her bellyfat reaches the ground either way

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black is a slimming colour :^)

>literally a fucking flesh-boulder with arms and legs

This is who the modern Left wants you to call "beautiful", America.

it's true, when you look closely this woman is actually quite large

How long until this cow dies of a heart attack? Anyone know the average?

not long, remember her heart has to pump like 300 lbs worth of blood from head to toe, thats a lot of work for the heart

Wonka warned her not to chew that gum.

I would fondle every inch of her and empty my balls in/on her.

do they have more blood then regular people?

Will liberals blame her inevitable death on "fat-shaming", the same way they use that logic every time a tranny blows their own brains out?

underrated

She has a pretty face at least. I would probably have sex with her.

She really does. The challenge is to determine where her face ends and the rest of her begins.

fuck off dracula

They certainly are funny. But in a pathetic way

You're right, I'm laughing my ass off over here.

She's so fat she has built in armrests wtf

Women are indirectly funny

Far too long. Government funded healthcare guarantees she'll get a transplant if the reaper comes to collect her

That's no woman...

What the fuck am I reading?
>with me on top
That means she was the one doing most of the work, she didn't "let it happen", she was the one making it happen.
Wouldn't be surprised if she also has a boyfriend that she's cheating on.

Fuck, that sounds comfy. I hate seats with no armrests.

>It wasn't rape

THEN WHY ARE YOU UPSET AND CONCERNED

it's a space station?

they usually lack the trait of self deprecation, it just doesnt work for them

Is this fat cunt legitimately a comedian? Anyone have links?

This is true. Jenny Nicholson is quite funny.

That's why freakshows exist. Stuff like TLC is just the modern version of freakshows.

Kinda looks like Lena Paul

She's a halfway feminist. She's not stupid enough to claim any sex she changes her mind about is rape, but she's still not willing to take responsibility for being a slut.

kek

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Ugly as fuck but Phyllis Diller was God damn hilarious.
>we didn't have a sunken living room until she got there

she's a big one

This. Your hard-earned money at work.

MY VAGINA SMELLS

>she threw a sheet over her body and went to a halloween party as Alaska

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These women look like various frames of a slime vore comic and yet they think they don't have a problem.

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Do they make paper bags that big?

50% of her height is just her stomach alone.

>he was exceptionally drunk
>I felt I could trust him for a number of reasons

fuck what a good laff got me unprepared

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And here I thought Kat Dennings what the thicc'est jew on television

does she have gravitational pull?

>beauty therapist

Let's put it this way: she went to the doctor with a pain under her left breast. It turned out to be a trick knee.

Is this real? It looks like a damn parody
>fat whale owner struggling to breathe
>opened a salon for fat people because she broke a chair at a regular one
>fat people salon is full of cupcakes and sugary drinks

I wonder if she does any jokes about being overweight?

Okay, there is a BIG difference between being comfortable in your body, and being in denial.

no, I work in heart and lung transplant. More likely she would get an emergent VAD, and end up living in a hospital on dialysis. For really obese people who want a transplant, the have to get bariatric sleeve surgery first and drop some pounds, get their diabetes under control, stop smoking, etc.

That's a big bitch.

Her odds of reaching 50 are poor. If her heart doesn't explode, diabetes will get her.

nice

Yes. Body weight and total amount of blood are related.

When you laugh at them, yes see

her shoes look like there going to rip from her big ass feet

>Get over it
would take some new version of 4wheel drive to get over that. like 50 wheel drive maybe.

looks like she has bloody pores. this bitch shave with a hedge trimmer?

>almost all customers are black
Americans should just get their shit together and kill all blackies to be honest

I'm a fat woman and I bet I'm more active and healthy than most of you basemint dwellers :)

Post pics

Travels to the fridge and back to your hammock doesnt count specially if you do em in your scooter

Just because you're breathing heavy doesn't mean you're exercising

>mint
Fat bitch

I run marathons and I have black belts in both judo and mma so yeah... try again.

>in the wake of her degrading experience
Quick, a chair has collapsed under your weight. Do you:
>A: Take this as a wake up call, and try to lose some weight
>B: Hole yourself away with other likeminded whales

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Post feet

>Black belt
>in MMA
Gaby Garcia please leave and go back to beating old japanese women

Funnier than anything a woman has ever said

mfw i eat whales like you for breakfast

Why do fat women believe they have any value whatsoever?

Unilad? More like Unilard. How do people allow themselves to get to this point?

Because they're strong and sassy no matter what anyone says : ^ )))))))))

Twox is literally the best place to get unintentional female comedy

Running your mouth isn't exercise.

I know this is a joke post but tumblr whales actually believe shit like this.

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what the fuck is that

I don't get it??

Standup comedian user

Oh thanks user

learn to read kid

This is why Isis exists.

Fucking hell.

Well if she didn't object then I don't know what her problem is.

>the biggest one is like 2 of the other big ones put together

Her problem is that he would instigate intercourse with her even though she was asleep and very drunk.

>feet so fucking fat they barely fit in those custom made shoes.
>The Type 2 feet patch on her foot.
JESUS CHRIST SHE LOOKS LIKE A FUCKING BOX!

>Attractive?
Possibly, fatties can be pretty hot too.

>Healthy?
No.
Just no.

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