What is the most based country in Europe and why is it Britain?

>Largest empire known to man
>Industrial Revolution
>Magna Carta
>Two World Wars, one World Cup
>EU BTFO
>Source of most French butthurt
>Daddy of the world's superpower

How can other European countries even compete?

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By joining us in the glory.
It's gonna happen again.
We're going to take back Rhodesia.

The history is based, but times change.

>Source of most French butthurt
NOT TRUE FUCK OFF

DELET THIS

the whole of europe knows how to speak english, yet there isn't an english speaking country in the whole of the EU.
really makes you cuck

>How can other European countries even compete?

They cannot. The Empire shall always reign supreme.

>Literally BTFO'd you after BTFOing you.

Your empire was shit m9

Ireland

Ireland m8.

ZOMFG!!!! IRELAND IS THE EU'S NEW CULTURAL GURU SINCE BRITAIN LEFT?!?!?!?!?!?

>Source of most French butthurt

england and therefore britain has been created by Norman

they succeed because of the french blood

now they are going to fall as us because they are full of stupid immigrants

1215: Barons of King John draw up the Magna Carta, and invent democracy

1687: England's Brave Issac Newton invents gravity. Everyone stops floating around.

1707: England and Scotland, the two greatest nations on Earth, unite to form Ubernation Great Britain. The world looks on in awe.

1781: Great Britain starts the Industrial Revolution by building the world's first iron bridge. The world thanks Britain for dragging them out of the stone age.

1859: England's Brave Charles Darwin invents evolution. Will be used to troll Americans for centuries to come.

1928: Sir Alexander Fleming single handily kicks death in the balls by inventing antibiotics, saving billions worldwide

1942: Alan Turing invents the computer and defeats the Nazis. The British government call him a fag.

1953: Watson and Crick invent DNA. No one else understands.

1972: David Bowie releases the seminal The Rise and Fall of Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders from Mars.

1989: Sir Tim invents the World Wide Web, the internet, WIMP, email, wi-fi and Sup Forums, all in one afternoon.

1997: Wing Commander Andy D. Green OBE, Uses superior British engineering to become the fastest man on earth, smashing the Land speed record by more than 100km/h

2012: Great Britain hosts the Greatest Olympics of All Time. The world bows down in amazement. England's Brave Andy Murray cements GB's reputation by becoming the Greatest Sportsman Ever.

2015: Sir Tysonious Furington defeats the evil communist Russian boxer Wladimir Bitchko freeing the world and boxing from his tyrannical reign and once again proving English warriors are the greatest the world has ever seen

2016 In the aftermath of the unrivalled success of the greatest British film of all time, (Star Wars: The force awakens) the rest of the world concedes that the planet would be better off under British rule once again

the normans came to BTFO the french after the romans left.

dont u worry my brother we are the master race

...

Wait. Does that make us Burgerland's weird grand-uncle?

The most important is English Common law.

The right to a fair trial / judged by a jury of your peers

The right to be presumed innocent until found guility.

The 250 layers of fat protected her.

I seem to recall this was also in Roman law from way back; but it doesn't change its importance either way.

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It could have been a new rome if it didnt acquiesce to the scots, colonists, germans, niggers, indians et cetera

Yeah, Romans had something along the lines, but the British were the first to basically ratify it as the law, then export it to the rest of the world, notably the US of course. Between the UK and the US we have most of the articles in the universal declaration of human rights.

well atleast we're not american, or austrila (austrila is the special child who gets all the laughts but is pretty dumb)

Football World Cup Winners
(1966)
Rugby World Cup Winners
(2003)
Cricket World Cup Winners
(2010)
Tennis Grand Slam Champions
(45 times)
The Olympic Games Champions
(1908)
Golf Major Winners
(102 Times)
The Tour de France Winners
(2012, 2013, 2015, 2016)
Boxing World Champions
(Holding 5/6 Heavyweight belts 2016)
F1 World Championship Winners
(16 times)
Most Male Gold Medallists*
(Rio 2016)
Ryder Cup Winners
(1929, 1933, 1957)
World Badminton Champions
(1980, 1983, 2006)
Super Bowl Winners
(2002, 2008, 2012)
Moto GP World Championship Winners
(17 times)
Darts World Cup Champions
(2012, 2013, 2015, 2016)
Davis Cup Winners
(10 Times)
Ice Hockey World Cup Winners
(1936)
Most Gold’s In Different Disciplines
(Rio 2016)
The European Cup/Champions League Winners
(13 times)
The Commonwealth Games Champions
(1930, 1934, 1954, 1958, 1966, 1986, 2014)
World Rally Champions
(1995, 2001)
UFC World Championship Winners
(2016)
The Masters Champions (Golf) Winners
(1988, 1989, 1990, 1991, 1996, 2016)
Baseball World Cup Champions
(1938)
Indy Car World Champions
(1916, 1993, 2007, 2009, 2010, 2011)
Snooker World Cup Champions
(1979, 1980, 1981, 1983, 1988, 1989, 1990,
1996)
Touring Car World Champions
(2005, 2006, 2007, 2012)
Squash World Champions
(2010, 2011, 2013)
World Table Tennis Champions
(12 times)
Karate World Champions
(24 times)
Judo World Champions
(16 times)
Taekwondo World Champions
(3 Times)

Don't be rude to Aussies you cunt.

yes and no

Britain and Germany (until about 20 years ago) were the most based countries. I like to think these are dark times that both countries will persevere through.

Very nice. I even figured but I wasn't sure.

We sure used to get all of the good girls in the day.

did you hear the part where they refused to sell there power plants to the chinese.... so they sold it to a 3rd party who they later found out, was own by china!?
not the sharpist tool in the shed, they got over run by emus!
But i cant blame them, i would find it had to kill an emu with a bent stick.
I love them, and we dont need to tell them there handcapped, they'll work it out for them self.

Normans bent the knee. Romans made us bend it. Big difference.

>Largest empire known to man

lol

We own the the world...

2017: britain reorganizes into the British calipahte

Lmao, which powerplant? Its more like the polly couldnt give a fuck and just wanted the money already.

Our treasurer just blocked all the Chinese bids for half of Sydneys power grid.

Don't be mean to Dad, you faggot.

1 small military base, WHOLE OF THE COUNTRY DOMINATED!!!!
military bases are the americans version of every where having a china town, the world was conquer'd but they still wanting to get in on that imperial businesss

>2016 In the aftermath of the unrivalled success of the greatest British film of all time, (Star Wars: The force awakens) the rest of the world concedes that the planet would be better off under British rule once again

Written and directed by burgers, for a burger studio, owned by a burger company...

Oh right, your talking about the fucking puppets they put on screen.

You are just Anglos that moved though

"Dad" is a gender fluid tranny, with a self hatred problem. He's currently in an abusive relationship with a brown man... total cuck

Tough love is the only way to break the cycle

> no direct control over any of these governments or their military
> "yeah we totally own the planet xDDD 420 blaze it"

'owning' a country is not as effective and making them do your bidding for "protection", we literally plop a base, make them swear to pay us, and when they need help we tell them we cant get involved because we don't want to piss someone else off. Then we piss everyone off anyway on our own terms...

im not sure but it was all the hype when we cancel'd the nuclear power plant deal with china.
America then went onto accuse china of stealing nuclear secrets, the aussys block chinese bids. anglo sphere pretty much BTFO china... but then china sold some of its stuff to a 3rd party unknowningly owned by china

>tfw you could've belonged to the british commonwealth but other americans' ancestors ruined it for you, thus creating "a united states of jewry"

How can we fuck up so hard?

You have no idea how influential a US military base is.

America, that obnoxious friend you wish would go away.

All I can think of is some port in Darwin the Americans were pissed at us for leasing because their marines are gonna come through it next year.

If you fuckers would bid a bit, along with the US, we wouldnt have to sell our totally not shit infrastructure to the chinks.

>undefeated Olympic tug of war champions.
Johnny Foreigner, do you even lift?

He maybe a genderfluid tranny, but he's OUR genderfluid tranny.

And I know he loves sucking on Ahmed's big DICK but we have to love him unconditionally b/c he needs us more than ever.

Filmed at Pinewood,

>Source of most French butthurt
Not really. The Franco-English rivalry is much more prevalent in the UK than in France. If anything the French mostly have a good opinion of the british and I wasn't aware of this rivalry before actually visiting the UK at a pen pal's house.
Brits care more about France than French do about the brits.

The moment we are no longer relevant, is the the world economy crashes for as long as china needs to take control of it. We worked our ass off for 80 years to make sure we would be a wrecking ball on the way out of relevance...

we will always be relevant

>anglos always win

Always.

We are a smaller nation

we're sat next to france, your sat next to the rest of europe, go figure

And? pinewood is owned by Disney... just because its in your country doesn't mean its owned by a company from your country

T..t..thank you son...

thanks murica for global nuclear armed navy

Arguing with finer points of a post that includes

>1687: England's Brave Issac Newton invents gravity. Everyone stops floating around.

>austrila
>laughts

hur

>Industrial Revolution
This is their biggest and most important achievement. It was a huge change in history of man.

Pretty much.
Wish we could have better relationship with you instead of these german cunts but you guys are massive tsundere.
It's like his automatic corrector is a chav

Anything for you, dad.

20??: Article 50 is triggered, sparking a two-year negotiation period between the UK and the EU.

2???: Brexit talks indefinitely postponed, EU budget suddenly redirected towards George Soros's 27835th heart transplant.

3???: Britain formally leaves the EU, by which time the population has become 99% muslim and 1% white cuck. The Islamic Caliphate of Bongistan writes its' first constitution, declaring nationwide Sharia law and that we must still follow EU regulations in order to trade with them (except for that crappy law about banana curvature).

8??????: The EU (Earth Union) becomes a type 3 civilization, controlling both the Milky Way and Andromeda galaxies. George Soros has ascended to God-like status. Bongistan is annexed by the Israeli empire, the ruling world superpower at home on Earth. (Earth hasn't been destroyed yet, global warming was a myth after all)

Everyone know that we almost fell off the face of this planet, but newton saved us just in time. There is no arguing to be done.

My original post was just a fun dig at brits, and brit actors, hence calling merica shit burgers instead of US...

The sand niggers never had one.

GOD SAVE THE QUEEN

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To be honest mate, we're just some remote islands in north west Europe.
Yet we told the EU to fuck off by ballot; owned almost a third of the planet and have the union flag on loads of the flags of other countries. Our language is international standard for diplomacy, air traffic,
Our national character is pure arrogance and a sense of superiority. We don't give a shit what other countries think of us. No fucks given.
When I joined the Royal Air Force, I had to swear an oath to Her Majesty. Not to my country. Her Majesty IS the country. Here is the oath:

>I, (Insert full name), do swear that I will be faithful and bear true allegiance to Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II, her heirs and successors, according to law. So help me God.

I love my country. And I would give my life for Her Majesty as I made that oath. It has no expiry date.
I study the history of my country and don't really understand it. How did we gain the biggest empire ever? As islanders, I suppose a lot had to do with sea routes and trade over the oceans. I was always brought up near the sea and lakes. I think it's in our genetics.

Nationalist democratic best Alcoholic beverages amazing country side music humour protect there culture.

I am jealous.

Everyone /pol should be buying extra British goods to support Brxit and nationalisem.

nigger you are absolutely retarded. Britain isnt based at all and you know it. They're Sweden-tier, if not worse.

>tfw we have probably sacrificed ourselves to inspire other EU countries to uncuck themselves
>Marxist Merkel is going to create an ungodly alliance to fuck us over in negotiations

You're welcome, don't fuck this up. Germany are already starting to make progress.

Remember us as the good guys.

we support your right wing movement, i know you cant say it but ill do it for you. THE HOLOCAUST WAS A LIE TO COVER UP MASS JEWISH MIGRATION FROM THE EAST

Why do you think Disney chose to shoot the Film in England?

Unrivalled facilities, Pool of talent and better infrastructure perhaps?

>You have no idea how influential a US military base is

I think it's you that has no idea.

>USA
Come on Britain. Me, you and France are invading Syria because Shlomo Goldsteinberg told me to
>Britain
No
>USA
Oh ok, maybe another time
>France
I'll still come with you!
>USA
Fuck off France, it's cancelled

>Obongo couldn't convince your closest ally to stay in the Eu, how much control do you think you exercise over Pakistan, Israel, or cuba?

Also, I bet all the pink areas add up to what? A billion people?

WTF are you talking about? American military bases are virtually endless cash spigots, pumping millions into local economies. And American military bases are somewhat responsible for the sad state of Europe to this day. By subsidizing the host nation's national security with our military presence, and preventing another European war/genocide, more gdp is pumped into social services (which support neets, and bring economic refugees like flies to shit) and academic cesspools (sjw/neo-marxist hatcheries) that have predicated the socialist sjw shithole that Europe as a whole has become today.

Don't bloody think so Frenchy, made up the aritocricy not the people. It was the British people who made our culture, and fought our gallient wars of the Empire and Europe. And besides, the Normans were Danish and Scandinavian frog eating spaz.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Magna_Carta

>Can't refute the windmillbros point
>has to attack him instead

Oh France, you're so pathetic.

2017 America: America forms into a Socialist Black Republic supported by the former president of the U.S, and now Kenyan High Prince of Massachusetts's Barack Obama and also white cuck 'intellectuals' of the university's all across the U.S.

You realise you pay a lot of countries to have your military bases there. You are paying countries so you can defend them.

>Socialist Black Republic
>Massachusetts
Well, if that's all it would take to simultaneously get rid of "Massachusetts, Barack Obama, and also white cuck 'intellectuals' of the university's all across the U.S.".. I could live with that, it would be a fitting end to that place.

I'd say it's more American foreign policy that's fucked Europe. To quote Victoria Nuland (your assistant sec. of Eurasian affairs), "fuck the EU".

At least we aren't full of refugees and see the sun

>The whole nation is a nigger republic
>Obama and the cucks supported it
>Obama is the high...of Massachusetts
>Whole thing is cucked buddy

Oh and before you say "muh guns" because you vote for 'her' you have less guns then the UK. Sorry fatty

You're all over the map, man.. I dare you to make less sense.

>Great britain
>Dominance over Indians, africans, abos
>Get BTFO by europeans
>Super power

>mocking the nation that has cucked you for centuries and is the only reason you dont currently speak german

this is why the french are literal trash, they insult there betters and they insult those to whom they owe their lives.

And you dignified him with a response.

The British Empire was the biggest in history precisely because they BTFO other European powers, most notably France. Face it frog, you are a lesser nation. The world speaks English and you needed the English to save your arses...twice.

>Largest empire known to man


To bad quantity =/= quality
Who would be proud of an empire built by machine gunning niggers and abos?

all the salty replies to this taste so sweet to me

The british Empire was the biggest in history precisely because the land conquered by the british were desertic shithole with only a few tribes

You know it's bullshit
90% of the British Empire was built in the 19th century by conquering inferior tribesmen thank to technology

Pic related is the empire in 1815 (the last time Britain fought another European country for lands)
Everything conquered past to this date was taken from backward tribesmen
Nothing to be proud of, really (especially when compared to Napoleonic France or Nazi Germany)

Exactly how many developed nations did France colonize?
How would you compare the relative success of French colonies vs. British colonies after independence was granted?

You conveniently forget that Brits had to fight other European countries to claim territories. Everyone knows the French can't fight for shit. England always obliterate you. That is why France is a meme.

Even i can approve

Brits had to fight off French, Dutch, and Spaniards for those territories. Your bitterness towards England pleases me. It confirms Anglo superiority.

Fucking dutch cuck

They are retarded, anti white pieces of shit

Only a Frog could count a manlet getting his arse kicked by Brits on the continent as some sort of proud victory. Napoleon was a failure. So was Hitler. The common theme? Both got BTFO by Brits.

right... and how long did the French empire and german reich last in that time kek