How do you wake up, Sup Forums?

How do you wake up, Sup Forums?

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However, I woke the other morning to find myself being molested by my boyfriend. He likes to fuck 3x a day, which means 4 showers a day.

I fucking hate faggots so fucking much.

Aw diddums. Need your diaper changed, son?

Alone, usually around 7 or 8 am, no alarm. I stare into space until the urge to piss and shit finally forces me up and out of bed at around midday.

Get a pet who will greet you soon as you open your eyes. Cat or doggo yes if possible until you find a partner.

Watching anime might be the only thing gayer than a dick in a man's ass.

Why?

youtube.com/watch?v=-TCKG4SbLWk

A special place in hell for you freaks.

I'm not the one jerking off to waifus.

Absolutely not. Selfish thing to do, and the same reason I refuse to allow relationships - I don't deserve them.

What I mean by that is that I think it's unfair to simply expect an animal or another person to just "make me happy".
Have to do that myself. If I cannot care for myself or make myself happy, it is wrong to expect someone else to.

>she believes in hell
If that's the case, how would you feel if I told you that you are already there?
Welcome, newfag.

alone

Enjoy those anti depressants and those suicidal thoughts you utter freak show.

Its always amusing to see how you degenerates deep down know how much of a scum you are.

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No. Just no. A pet won't just love you. Like any relationship (women excluded) you get back what you put in. It gives you that much needed experience.

Winners don't take drugs. Especially ones which you seem to know so much about.

i don't. i'm woke af 24/7

Dogs require a level of care, attention and affection I'm incapable of providing beyond simply feeding it. For me to have one would be cruel, user.

>you get back what you put in.

There's the problem. I know I'm not capable of putting in nearly enough, so why should I expect anything else in return? That would be most... semitic of me...

I'm sure I'll turn it round eventually, in the meantime, no cheating. If it costs me my life, well natural selection is a bitch.

You need a hug. How ugly are you? Hunchback of Notre dame? Phantom of the opera? Elephant man?

>Like this

>How do you wake up, Sup Forums?

With an erection.

stay woke niggah

< this is the view from my high rise flat

I wake up at 9am having spent the night cuddling/fucking my 10/10 twink BF

This morning I will exercise in a state of the art central London gymnasium, shower, then drive my Aston Martin onto the Eurostar and begin my second European vacation tour this year

While on the road I will browse Sup Forums and check the status of my multi-million investment portfolio

By accepting that communism will win.

Not politics. Kill yourself.

Sage.

It's not gay if you say no homo

>Apartment tower taller than The Shard
>Driving car on Eurostar

Cool story bro

>I actually remember the last time I hugged another person.
>A girl over 10 years ago. The first person to ever actually like me.
>really like me.
>I also liked her, and was so afraid of hurting her due to everything above, I kept pushing her away until she lost interest and went elsewhere.
>I did not care where "elsewhere" was, as long as it was better than me.
>she actually cared, was interested, but I managed keep her from getting sucked into a place that would have done her great damage.

Yeah it's been a while... Don't know why I'm even talking shit here now, fuck me I'm wrecked tired. I don't think I'm that ugly, certainly not pretty, but definitely ugly enough not to be messed with on the street.
I think I'm barely below average looking. There's definitely far worse looking out there... I'm also exactly six foot in socks and thirteen stone ten pounds, which for someone who does literally nothing but exist is an achievement in and of itself. I've also managed to resist alcohol beyond a few cans every second or third weekend and have also kept drug use out despite the... avail here, so I've got that much going at least.

Are you young, user? All I can say is that while I'm not just moping about expecting pity, there will be some instances in some lifes where there just isn't an answer. You just have to pick a direction and try to go, with the knowledge that you might get out, but you might not. Too few are able to come to terms with that.

We're hitting levels of RPing that shouldn't even be possible

Learn to not lie, user.
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By not sleeping anymore

I have a dog who either sleeps on my bedroom floor or right outside my door and is the first thing I see every morning and is always by my side throughout the day. Dogs are great companions and easy to look after plus good for helping you to keep fit as they're always up for a good long walk.

Mate. Am 28 but still get refused alchohol without ID. I have seen ugly. My godddddd have I seen ugly and its not you, with such height and weight. There is ALWAYS far worse out there. Drugs are for idiots, end of. Get to a local pub though, or a faraway pub. You're holding yourself back. Are you an immigrant or refugee or something?

Nice. Although I prefer cats. They come and hug you as you fall asleep and are still there come morning! Bring you gifts such as local vermin, in my case, mice. On your birthday they might even bring you an entire pigeon, still alive.
I also have a dog, he is great at killing wild rabbits out in the fields but at home, all he catches are bluebottles who happen to fly in through the windows. Also, he must sleep in his own bed, in his own room.
Pets are great but I love my cat most.

And how many enemas?