I got thrown out of a shopping mall today because someone overheard me making "offensively sexist" comments.
I was with two friends. While walking by some clothing store we noticed a very plus sized mannequin in the display. (Considerably larger than pic related.) My friend, amused by this, stopped to take a picture. While doing so I said, in a completely normal voice addressed to no one outside our party, "Damn baby, you thick."
I was kicked out of a mall for being sexist to a mannequin.
Julian Gray
sage for justice
Luis Ward
They have the right to ask you to leave.
Leo Torres
muh private property
Jonathan Young
They probably kicked you out for being a nigger.
Ayden Murphy
Serves you right, pig!
Ethan Green
Taking pictures in a women's underwear store is usually frowned upon.
Eli Brown
But if America is the Land of the Free, how could that happen? Why didn't you summon a bald eagle and defend your 1st Amendment rights using the 2nd Amendment like the Founding Fathers intended?
SEMPER FI!
David Campbell
>stopped to take a picture. >doesn't even post picture
Cameron Rogers
The feminists was offended because you interrupted her eating.
Wyatt Long
White men are still allowed to walk freely in public? Who let you out of the cuckshed. (I'm browsing Sup Forums from my cuckshed right now)
Charles Baker
OOH RAH!
Leo Barnes
He didn't take the picture
Lucas Foster
>My friend, amused by this, stopped to take a picture
Robert Cook
"They" the state have the right to kill you.
Adam Wood
>Ill take "Things That Never Happened So I Can Start a Fat-Shaming Thread" for $600, Alex.
Christian White
"To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticise." How does it feel to have less power than a mannequin?
Angel Ortiz
>telling lies to strangers on the internet Sad!
James Nelson
Haha I get to act like this all the time over here. I'm even like this in the company of my wife. We are botched on a lot of other fields but when it comes to feminism I think we're very little exposed. Our national news station made an article the other day about a swedish feminist icon who, when visiting Denmark, was shocked when seeing how little feminism were present in our society.
Ryder Perez
fat people are gross
Nolan Hill
The plus size mannequin is better. If you disagree, you're a low test cuck with views of women that were manufactured by gay jews in the fashion industry.
Jaxon James
Why are niggers allowed to post on Sup Forums?
James Davis
we've lost private property rights since the civil rights act
Robert Wilson
>plus size = obese blobs
Why are dumb people like you allowed to post on Sup Forums?
Josiah Evans
More proof that Americans are just barbarians who happen to have white skin.
Disgusting
James Price
>be American >get thrown out of mall
Camden Ross
Stop promoting obesity and unhealthy lifestyles on Sup Forums you insane faggot fuck off
Adam Thomas
>act like a retarded faggot in a private business >get kicked out of a private business by the owners for acting like a retarded faggot
I don't see the problem.
Dominic Davis
Gross. Go fuck boys faggot.
Charles Nguyen
AMERICA YES
Parker Miller
>(((They))) have the right to ask you to leave.
Isaac Reed
I think I understand what's going on here.
>Some dumb teenage kids who think that they're edgy as fuck decide to hang out at the mall, because that's what edgy teenagers do >Probably all dressed like massive edge-lords >Roam around stores where they have no intention of buying anything being edgy teenagers. >Loud-mouthed and shouting so they can get as much attention possible >Start fucking with mannequins and yelling shit about how fat they are. >One of the managers gets fed up with it and finally tells the dumb kids to get the fuck out >OP is offended because "muh free speech" and decides to post about it on his edgy internet echo-chamber/hug box.
Gee OP, that's a pretty neato story about how you and your friends got kicked out of the mall for shouting at mannequins. You're a pretty cool dude.
Gabriel Foster
Furthermore, I'm willing to bet good money that while your friend was "taking a picture" you weren't just on the sidelines observing. You were probably doing what edgy teenagers do and fucking with the display and grabbing its boobs or something.
Brandon Bailey
They probably kicked you out because you were being loud, obnoxious retards who think they're funny
Brody Ross
I don't think this happened but I want to beleive
Oliver Fisher
Except the women who are the mannequin's size are not nearly that attractive, you dense twit. They have loose skin on arms, legs, ass and belly, compounded by cottage cheese cellulite on their outer thighs and callous on their innter thighs and cunt from the friction of their amorphous blob rubbing together all day.