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But The Daily Politics is on, so tune in lads.

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>Thread Theme
youtube.com/watch?v=_8qDphoQPdw

>Today's Papers 5/9/16
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>Lord Ashcroft: This is what Britain really wants from Brexit, Mrs May
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/09/04/this-is-what-britain-really-wants-from-brexit-mrs-may/

>May pours cold water on Britain introducing Australian points-style immigration system
express.co.uk/news/politics/707121/May-Britain-Australian-points-style-immigration-system

>UK economy expands at steady pace despite Brexit vote
uk.reuters.com/article/uk-britain-economy-cbi-idUKKCN1190XJ

>Theresa May in talks over a free trade deal with Australia after Brexit
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/09/03/g20-theresa-may-in-talks-over-a-free-trade-deal-with-australia-a/

>Keith Vaz stands down from home affairs select committee after male escort sex allegations
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/09/04/keith-vaz-resigns-from-home-affairs-select-committee-following-m/

>Japan warns firms may move European HQ out of Britain
bbc.co.uk/news/business-37270372

>spear chuka sperging out over brexit

Tune in lads

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So which one of you fucks is going to get a visit from the police for ordering Pizzas to Gordon?

>immediately changes the subject and moves the goal posts

My sides.

>Jo Coburn launching a barrage against spear chuka
>his face when

where they racist pizzas? if not then noone

>noone

god damn you illiterate fuck

so pals how does theresa slapping down points-based immigration make you think?

It's confused me. Why rule it out?

It still allows people to come her without jobs lined up. Plus there's nothing stopping the government fiddling the points or requirements.

>you need to be non-white
>you need to be non-christian
>you need to be "progressive"
>diversity policies
>mulit-culti policies

It's not too confusing, Theresa May isn't our lord and saviour, she's a Cameronite.

Some migration person on Daily Politics has said that a work permits system is a better way of controlling immigration than a points based system

They were intimidation pizzas

Vaz thrown from car park, when?

>condoms

Vazeline goes in raw

What time is parliament going to debate the second referendum petition?

It could be one of a few thins I think:

>Keeping her hand hidden, so she's not seen as weak by the EU
>In favour of a work permit based system (not so conviced though)
>Being a cunt

It's a bit too early to really tell though.

>immigration will reach net 1 million in your lifetime

They'll shoot it down. Otherwise Civil War.

>1 million bongos per year in a country of 65 million

"No"

>petition.parliament.uk/petitions/131215
>The Petitions Committee has decided to schedule a House of Commons debate on this petition. The debate will take place on 5 September at 4.30pm in Westminster Hall, the second debating chamber of the House of Commons. The debate will be opened by Ian Blackford MP.

4.30pm supposedly, need a link though

TIME IS NOW

24 HOURS REMAIN

4:30 - 7:30

Oh I know they'll shoot it down, anyway it just a debate not a vote. I'm just interested in seeing the debate itself.

Think this is it

Thanks lads

>"No"
We've seen 1.5 million enter a country of 80 million. Don't feel smug and superior just yet.

w-we still have room you bigot!

This is what she said:

>"Under the points-based system the impetus is with the individual migrant: if they have the right number of points, they can decide whether they want to try to come into the UK.

>Under our system, we are saying, 'We do want to welcome the brightest and the best, but we recognise that it is necessary to have a limit because we want to ensure that we are able to control immigration."

Sounds to me like she wants to reduce immigration more than a points system will let you

I look forward to hearing the mental gymnastics the cuck MPs are willing to do in order to justify a second referendum in the cause of democracy

TFW watching Victoria and you see chartist trying to smash the Traditionalist stage 4 pill society and booing are' Queenie and suspect chosen man.

>you decided to look it up and Sup Forums is always right.

I don't think I can take much more red pilling desu lads.

kek, I haven't even looked at this story yet and that cartoon made me realise it's fucking him:

youtube.com/watch?v=LAjlNjdjN-U

Now I understand why he was being such a cuck that night.

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>Paying MPs

Mistake.

>strawpoll.me/11159223
those choices are pretty retarded friendo

Will May earn based status by bringing back Grammar Schools? I fucking hope so

what did he mean by this?

esotericjahanism.com/

does the aussie points system guarantee entry if you meet the required points? because ours just gets you put into a pool they select from

Everyone who argues for it should be deselected and forced to stand in a by-election in a marginal seat to prove their point.

T. Paki shagger

>BBC actively promoting bringing Grammar Schools back

This is more of a discussion of expanding our current points system (which we use for non eu migrants) to eu migrants and the PM saying that's a bad idea because we can't control the numbers

You mean to show they have public support?

>Had sex with someone who isn't white - 1 Votes
Filthy animal

>Population under 18 million
>Six gorillion signatures
Sounds legit. What's your problem?

spear chuka thinks it's better for poor intelligent kids to get thrown in with the thickos because it might hurt their feelings if the poor intelligent kids went to an actually good school

>Chukka literally pulling "It's the current year" bs about grammar schools

What a knob

does your current one guarantee entry if required points are met?

>"it's the current year"

Spear chuka confirmed retard.

>so pals how does theresa slapping down points-based immigration make you think?

Unfortunately I think what we are seeing is the brexit vote caused a massive influx of disgusting cunt romanians and sub human bulgarians hoping to get int before any kind of deadline and as a result the businesses have found a new wealth of economic growth due to all the seas of cheap labour thus manufacturing suddenly going up, this is why May and her cronies are going to fuck us as they favor the money over the principles and have sold the British people out.

I'm surprised he didn't throw his hat into the leadership contest, given he could use the race card to steamroll his opposition.

I suppose he's waiting for Corbachev's support to die down before he tries it.

Remember Keith Vaz is also accused of pic related, he's part of the large web of noncery that has sustained the establishment for decades

He was also a PPC and solicitor for Richmond council in the 1980s in the area covering the Elm Guest House during the time in which numerous Westminster politicians were using it as a kiddy fiddling den

He's pure fucking scum, and extremely powerful, don't be surprised if this gets swept under the rug

theguardian.com/artanddesign/2016/sep/05/german-v-and-a-director-martin-roth-quits-brexit-vote

A Traitor to the Fatherland may have future Consequences

ITS SOOOOOOOOOO RETRO THO

Showing his commie ways, would rather everyone had an equally shit education than some have chance at going to a better school

Always very suspicious of those who went to private or public schools saying grammar schools are a bad idea

>strawpoll.me/11159223
we're so diverse

>cameronite
>sacked all of cameron's mates from the cabinet

Did spear chuka go to private school?

>privately educated want everyone else to be stupid

Hmm... makes you think.

Why the fuck was he in charge of an imperialist museum?

BBC red pill pic related.

>england has the highest population density in europe

fucking hell we are full, no wonder there is a fucking housing crisis

>Issy on Daily Politics

Phwoar

Guido has been hinting that there are more Vaz revelations to come

issy on daily politics now

I hate the word "rhetoric" so much

This thinking made my education a fucking joke, basically the idiots got extra help constantly and the middle but smart kids got left the fuck alone or held back to appease the retards, true meritocracy is dead.

Kek look at this manlet!

Dunno the rules myself but I'm guessing so if Theresa may is saying so as she was home Secretary (minister who deals with immigration) for 6 years

Well, looks like it's over.

mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/brexit-doesnt-mean-brexit-theresa-8768594

Put it aside and get round the negotiating table.

From his wiki page

>Umunna was educated at Hitherfield Primary School in Streatham, South London, and the Christ Church Primary School in Brixton Hill. He says his parents felt that the local state school had "given up on him" and as a result had moved him to the boys' independent senior school St Dunstan's College,[10] in Catford in southeast London, where he played the cello

Kek, he was literally pulled out of the state school because it was so shit

Hinted? He basically outright said that he was the subject of the Sun story and is a pedo- order-order.com/2016/09/04/244563/

And he published this cartoon today, look at the TV

I've been saying this to people for a whilst desu, the propaganda is just to remove all resistance something that always naturally occurs due to us being a tribal species.

Something I saw a lot of back when I was in school was that bad pupils were constantly rewarded with days out and shit while the hard working ones got fuck all. It made no fucking sense. I once set a series of smoke bombs off in school, completely smothering an entire section of the building and forcing the cancellation of fuck loads of classes and I got a 30 minute detention and a fucking day trip to the countryside.

>Umunna was educated at Hitherfield Primary School in Streatham, South London, and the Christ Church Primary School in Brixton Hill. He says his parents felt that the local state school had "given up on him" and as a result had moved him to the boys' independent senior school St Dunstan's College,[10] in Catford in southeast London.

Very funny he thinks the state school was so bad he had to go privateand yet doesn't give a shit about those who don't have the money tonight private?

And he now advocates that all children go to shit schools regardless of their ability level.

What a fucking knob.

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is it true that people with first class degrees get discriminated against in job applications?
Asking for a friend

le bankers bonuses and employers not ignoring supply and demand is the REAL problem you bigot

Haha yeah we had similar issues, the fucking shit kids were rewarded with an extra couple i.t gcses that i was denied despite looking for a future in i.t and being to high a set in english to "qualify", unsurprisingly not a single cunt who did that shit went into i.t or gave a shit.

in what way?

>Something I saw a lot of back when I was in school was that bad pupils were constantly rewarded with days out and shit while the hard working ones got fuck all. It made no fucking sense

Yeah, we had an "effort points" system, where you got rewarded by how much effort you put into something (not how well you did, obviously) which was relative to how much effort you normally put into something

So if the retard kids decided to sit up straight and not talk they'd get a point, if the average kids actually completed the task then we got a point, and if the rest of us did exceptionally then we'd get a point

There were prizes at the end of the year, low and behold the absolute mongs, bullies and twats got laptops and shit

We all saw how it was grossly unfair even back then and created perverse incentives, we complained to teachers a lot about it

Fuck, it still makes me mad thinking about it even now. I want my fucking free laptop.

Wouldn't know lad. That seems a bit odd.

I know what you're referring to and it's a myth, employers don't care about you being a "rounded person"

Don't worry your taxes will go towards paying to concrete over the lake district so that figure can be even higher

we have a points based system, and it's basically the middle ground between genuinely controlled migration and open borders.

It's an acceptable compromise, in that you tend to get 'higher quality' immigrants, but you still get high numbers generally.

if a company thinks you are overeducated they might assume you'll ditch them when a better offer comes along

Fuck me man literally conditioning the kids into donkey and carrot consumer slave bullshit in school, that's fucking disgusting. No surprise that kids are entitled as fuck and don't want to work for anything when they have been taught laptops are a reward for tucking your shirt in.

because there's the stereotype that people with a 1st are unsociable nerds who can't work in a team and that people with 2.1s are 'normal'

Gordon fucked his hamster?

No-ones going to check these quints...

Its illegal to fuck animals

The joys of growing up in Blair's Britain

>tfw 2:2

>tfw went to a Catholic school and the retards, mongs and bullies were all put into their own classes and the high achievers were put into their own classes too
>top classes got trips to London, the countryside etc
>top classes got access to other qualifications in computing/engieneering etc
>low end classes got nothing

Felt good lads.

We had a merit system too. A week without issue got you 2 points. Anything from not doing homework, being absent, not having the right equipment or being disruptive got you a de-merit. At the end of the month if you had 3 weeks of no-issues then you got a certificate, either bronze, silver or gold, gold certificates got little rewards too.

sounds like something a person who got a 1st in a non STEM subject would say when explaining why they still aren't employed

I've not heard of it before

>tfw when I was younger I saw no problem with the UK becoming one mixed brown race and the countryside being entirely paved over with concrete

The brainwashing is real