Ancestry DNA

Just got my results back.
>tfw I thought I was more German

Hello Tyrone.

I really want to do this.
How much did you pay,and how long it took?

99$
2 months

>"Thank you for selling us the rights to your DNA. We'll make good use of it. Here are your pie charts. Be sure to brag about them to your heart's content.

>PS: No refunds."

>t. Shlomo Shekelstein

>0.1% Ashkenazi

Oy!

>Ireland
>Norway
>Sweden
>Denmark
>Germany
>France
>Switzerland
>Britain

>Jamal

How do you figure?

1% nigger

Is that 23andme? been thinking of doing it.

1 drop Tyrone. 1 drop.

Yeah, I don't know how that happened, we have a huge family get together every thanksgiving and there's not one non white in the family. I don't know where down there line that happened, me and a ton of my family are blue eyes and blonde.

Oy vey! Support Israel you filthy Aryan!

Yeah. It's owned by the Jews though.

Company?

Most of these DNA tests are just scams, where they just look up your name on the Internet (Facebook etc.) and make qualified guesses.

Oh no. The jews will clone me now

Nigger

One of your great grandparents ended up raising wife's son

Ancestry. The most popular one.

>there's not one non white in the family
Except for you.

How long until you're v& for hate speech hansel?

So because some niggers get 22% Scottish in their blood they're white?
I don't think so Sweden.

My great grandfather was from sicily, which means I'm probably around 1% nigger as well.
Could explain my cravings for fried chicken

>So because some niggers get 22% Scottish in their blood they're white?
I don't think so Sweden.
What?

Full chart.

>a little bit of northern spain territory

disgusting moor, you are literally arab sbuhuman scum, eat pig and die you disgusting muslim

Whoops forgot to show Africa

>north Africa
I don't know if this is worse or better.

What site is that? I've only seen the normal 23andme results page.

>tfw inexplicable jap

AncestryDNA

>North Africa 1%
>Italy/Greece 2%
Basically you're 3% Mediterranean, not bad+ the Mediterranean region is white

Thanks
>tfw 27% Scandinavia

If I was to be reincarnated, is want to be reborn in Norway.