HE PAUSES SHAVING AND HE TELLS HIMSELF THAT HE IS THE BOMB

HE PAUSES SHAVING AND HE TELLS HIMSELF THAT HE IS THE BOMB

3>4>1>2

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>Then
2>3>1>4

>Now
1>3>4>1

american pie is unironically good

I'VE GOT TWO TICKETS TO IRON MAIDEN BABY

>current Tara Reid is so disgusting she doesn't even get ranked

I wonder what they all look like now

Why didn't you save her Sup Forums?

1. Still hot
2.see 3. Looks like a former porn star because she had plastic surgery.
4. Good looking depending on the day.

the biggest star to come out of American Pie was John Cho.

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>1. Still hot
She wasn't hot then but she went through a decent MILF phase during HIMYM but quickly fell off after it.

Compared to Reid nowadays she's gorgeous.

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I would slam jam her bearded clam with my ham ram. damn.

>Then
3>2>4>1

>now
4>3>1>2

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She looks great wow thanks

Actually good.

Generic mom.

I listened to that Blink 182 album so much when it came out, jeezus.

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Yeah but we all wanted to American Pie Tara Reid, holy shit.

Mena Suvari is so beautiful. Should have married.

I think she might actually be insane.

she is too spooky

Would you now?

Tara Reid is a fucking tragedy. Even worse than Lohan. How can women go from prime to milk in less than a decade?

HE TOOK THE SEAT OFF HIS OWN BIKE BECAUSE THE WAY THAY IT FELT

Cocaine and Hollywood cock carousel

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cocaine+alcohol+tanning

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Is coke that bad?

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based stiff

You forgot #5 ie Best Girl.

Still would.

Stop comparing red carpet photos to casual life photos.

If you do it all the time, yeah.

If you do it once or with moderation it's not worse than meth, probably better in fact, ditto heroin. My bro likes coke but he doesn't use it regularly so you wouldn't even know.

Cocaine is the single worst thing you can do to your skin. Literally destroys all the collagen in your skin and ages like a motherfucker. Look at Lohan today and how she has the skin of a 70 year old.

quit trying to make me fap. i'm saving my seed for a white woman. gotta save this race my damn self

the right one is so fucking pretty. only flaw is her lack of tits

I miss Raunchy Teen Comedy Romps.
youtube.com/watch?v=emGri7i8Y2Y

I'll compare whatever the fuck i want

But how come so many did it in the 80s and onwards and turned out decently fine but Lohan is completely wrecked? Did she really just do a fuckton more than people back then?

She makes up for it

>is not Jewish
>Jason Biggs wasn't Jewish either
Really strange. Movie directed by Jews, with a Jew playing the father, main characters look Jew but weren't. Hannigan looks goy, but is actually Jewish.

Nvm he's Jewish too
>Eddie Kaye Thomas was born in Staten Island, New York. Thomas is Jewish.[1]

These bitches are shaped like lowercase L's, lol.

>Hannigan looks goy, but is actually Jewish
She always looked Jewish.
Biggs is Italian so it's close enough either way.

Fuck off, Krager

That user is just memeing. Cocaine is about as bad for you as alcohol, ie really fucking bad but it won't matter unless you abuse the shit out of it.

My nigga. She aged the best too.

I want her to plant the fat fucking ass on my face

Because back then, people handled shit better
That, and plastic surgery

CUZ IM IN TOO DEEP

>I want her to plant the fat fucking ass on my face
lewd

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who's the midget with the plaid XL cargo shorts ?

spoop'd irl

>Then
2>4>3>1

>Now
4>3>1>2

>Mena Suvari got blessed with everything except tits

youtube.com/watch?v=2uUf81ZLcNo

Someone who tapped that ass, unlike you.

I really want to stick a flute up Alyson Hannigans ass and give her a hard spanking.

I'd take Shannon Elizabeth over anyone else then and now.

>XL cargo shorts

it's M
he's just a manlet

manlet alert

wtf man

his tattoos are kino

>4k was a mistake

Me

i just ejaculated inside my gf

I want to marry her

Does he have a really long thumbnail?

i read half of this thread thinking what the fuck people sure have a bad taste until i realized that this is about the girls and not the movies

Was it cash?

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Mena's body is pure sex but that fivehead though

Tell me more about being into 12 year old boys.

12 year old boys with fat asses and vaginas! Aw, g'yeah!

Mena is (or at least used to be) absolute perfection.

>dat bellybutton
NOPE

OUTTA MY WAY MOTHER FUCKING SHITS

>that long haired lesbian in 2

I've fapped to her more times than I can remember

TOO STONED
NINTENDO

this must be from a child pagent?

Zoom in teeth

FLOSSING IS FOR NERDS

3 is by far the worst man, come on

1>4=2>3

>people are still trying to push Mena Suvari as attractive

What the fuck man, make it stop

>implying she's not
Maybe you should just kys

>3 is by far the worst man
the fuck?

I would like to echo this sentiment.

Her face is pretty dumb in that photo and desu petite chicks are way sexier for me than tall ones

If all I had to go on was OP pic I would fuck her last

cokenail

Seeing Tara Reid now is just sad.

Ayy lmao

I think I might have seen them all but I only remember the first one

the walking dead

who dat booty

>she will never crush your skull with her midget legs

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1
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>Then
4>3>1=2, though they were all incredible.
>Now
4>3>1>2, but Alyson Hannigan would most likely be a no if I was sober, and Tara Reid would be a no under every possible circumstance.

just imagine how it would feel when you slap your cock onto it