You're in the bar with your gf when this guy slaps your ass and tells you that your reign of oppression is over

You're in the bar with your gf when this guy slaps your ass and tells you that your reign of oppression is over

wat do Sup Forums?

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he looks like a nice guy, I doubt this scenario is possible. I would ask him what he means by that I guess, maybe there was a zika mosqito on her ass, you never know.

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Tell him he's a FUCKING WHITE MALE and that he needs to check his privilege

Press his glasses into his eyes

Put him in coma

>Implying that that white-privelage nu-male male feminist would ever touch a female without her written consent.

Nu-males are more likely than any other group to grope women, aside from shitskins.

Itt retarts that can't read

HAHAHAHAHAHA

this
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>slaps my ass
Well then, I sue him for ignoring my gf like the sexist piece of shit he thinks he is, clearly.

>bar
>girlfriend

Someone get me out of whatever hellish universe this is

kick his teeth in

I punch him in the face and tell him to check his white male privilege. I am half spic so everyone will agree with me.

Use that faggot-ass scarf to choke out his faggot-ass.

>shoot him in the gut a few times with hollow points
>dig my fingers into the wound to reach his vital organs
>pull a few of his organs out
>shove them down his throat
>take a few pics of him right before he dies
>laugh
>post the pics to various social media sites
>watch people photoshop him into lulzy situations
>laugh more

Actually, I take this back. This is a treatment more fitting for a mudslime. I can't waste such great strategy on some beta nu-male. I guess what I'd really do is sock him in the jaw,watch him hit the floor,stomp a few of his teeth out, and then piss on him. No homo.

sue him for sexual harassment

I pinch his nipples until he passes out and dump him in a river
The usual

Smash his nose into his brain killing him instantly since i'm jacked up on roids

TOPKEK

not possible stop being a faggot

Is that you Zyzz?

I take the slap as a physical assault to my beloved

I now have all the legal authority to defend myself

The felony of exceed of seld defence has been removed recently in pizzaland

>proceed to beat the hell out of hin and have the time of my life

Lure him to a seedy hotel in order to harvest his kidney, and leave him in a bathtub full of ice.

Put him out of his misery.

like a pussy faggot like you would no anything about hand to hand combat because of MUH GUNZ

ill rain my oppression all over xis face while xis trans boyfriends watched. xe will spend days getting that shit out of xer beard.

>The felony of exceed of self defence has been removed recently in pizzaland

How can i get my country to do that

I punch him right in his stupid looking faggot face

Assert my oppressive masculine toxicity upon his oppressed face with my fist.

He slapped your ass, not her ass.

Then again, Poles can't into reading comprehension.

He's shit posting from beyond the grave. A true Australian hero.

I kill him in broad daylight with 100 witnesses. I then play the patriarchy card and get off scott free

>Things that won't happen: The Post.

Tell him to man up. If you're gonna slap then you gotta insert your tongue in my cornhole.

Say to my gf "Sorry, love, this was our last evening together in any case"
then proceed to push the button of the bomb I prepared for tomorrow morning

Assert dominance over him with my penis.

Well we had a stroke of luck, here a shop owner was being robbed at gunpoint, he shot back killed the bad guys and risked incarceration for that because the pistols were fake/empty (can't remember)

Family of the baddies hinted through interviews that they could get a revenge

Enormous media plus population pressure on the politicians so they proceed to remove it. I think that eithout this episode things would have stayed the same

The judgement however still falls to the subjesction of ONE judge, but at least you wont be ending in jail for defending yourself, it was far worse before

checkslavakia

I thought Zyzz was Armenian?

>Raise an eyebrow at him
>Turn around, ask the waiter for my check
>Pay the bill for my gf
>Get her coat
>Help her put it on
>Get the door for her
>Offer my umbrella if it's raining
>Offer my arm if it's not
>Look back at the guy and say thise simple words
>it was my... privilege.

Serb knows.

Australian is not a nationality, it's a state of mind

Laugh because I've sharted and he's got poo on his hands

>Implying you can read fuck tard.

grab his face and slam it on the counter and hammer fist him

Then go to jail

But it's worth it

It always was famalam

"DID YOU JUST ASSUME MY GENDER I'LL HAVE TO TELL TOU THAT I'M A TRANSIGGER FEMALE TO MALE AND I'M SICK OF FUCKING WHITE MALES SEXUALLY HARASSING ME"

Please come to my country and remove numale

you ruined my brekfast

why can't all you serbs be like this, the amount of faggots i see on here with that flag is astounding

>with your gf
why would i spend any time being mad at this cuck when if i have a gf

i guess i'd say "yeah sure man" then spend the evening joking about him while fondling my grills hair and drinking good beer

Pull out my penis and start jerking off right then and there
Unload right onto the floor.

First a warning, I am civilized. Second time my fist will connect with his face. If after that he still insists on being obnoxious - he will need to gather his teeth while blind.

Should be in his shoes/pants. Assert dominance properly.

M8 and fuck in the same id
Nicee

>Poles can't into reading comprehension.

I have to account for the splash radius otherwise I could do serious damage to their legs with a direct hit and I can't go back to prison for doing that again

ask him what the fuck are you doing and tell him to fuck off

>leaf being a faggot

youtu.be/J8OwyOah0Cg

gets HIV

He violated the NAP. I wait for him to go home then fire a tomahawk missile at him.

Tell him I'm actually a vietnamese lesbian in a cis white man's body and that he just raped me, then watch him run off in tears to the nearest safespace

>not telling him you identify as an AH64 D Longbow and then firing a Hellfire missile at him

>wat do Sup Forums?
Punch him in the face, jump on his trunk few times.

That's right, real Australians fight Crocodiles, Sharks, Snakes, and T-Rexes as well as Triceratops with their bare hands

Sock him right in his nose then choke him out.

Slap his ass back and tug on his dick.