Whelp

Whelp

After all the PR disasters (read here: delarroz.com/?p=1359), and now this, is there any chance that this show won't be a flaming dumpster wreck?

Ahead warp factor JUST

When is this turd suppose to air

>Not screening for critics

So it's going to be shit?

#woketrekisover

lol

Thank god we have The Orville, a real Star Trek inspired show.

Critics would have given the show a diversity bonus, like Ghostbusters, Queef Edition. The fact that CBS is doing this means they just got Orvilled.

Premieres on the 24th on CBS, after that it'll be on All Access.

It won't air, it's on an exclusive CBS streaming service only. You'll have to subscribe. Or just wait for the premier date and then pirate it like 99% of the people who see it will.

It is going to be complete shit.

Yes, we are truly blessed with The Orville.

RottenTomatoes is literally KILLING movies before they even come out! They killed this summer's box office! The worst in decades!

Is that black lady supposed to be the captain?

It might even be a train fire.

Ugh the starship looks so dark on the inside. Even JJ didn't do this. So fucking dumb.

no the chinese lady is

SHE'S A WOMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

>being ordered around by minority women

sounds like heaven

shes the 1st officer, but the main character. probably captain in second season(lol) after kill jason isaccs

>Jews run Hollywood
>Jews encourage diversity
>2017 has gone hard pushing political correctness across the board but especially in TV and film
>worst summer in Hollywood's existence, has undoubtedly set the ball rolling for tanking a few studios
>overall net loss
Can anyone from Sup Forums explain this?
Are the Jews failing on purpose as part of some false flag scheme?

That's the number one sign a studio/network doesn't have faith in a finished project.
I'm interested to see how they try to blame the fans for not liking it

its RT percentage will be the inverse of Orville's, guarantee. I don't even love the show yet but it's patently clear that's what's going to happen.

just like the holocaust, it's rich jews killing off the less rich jews

overplaying your hand is a pretty basic concept, user

Gen Z is growing older and they dont deal with this bullshit as good as millenials.
also capeshit fatigue

The pilot is going to be on normal CBS to bait people into subscribing.

So is this Michael character really transgender? I cannot say that I am surprised and I feel honored that the writers are keeping Gene Roddenberry's vision of a future where we all work together as equals even though the political left and the political right both like to jerk each other off to where this reality could only exist within the confines of Sci-Fi. I wouldn't want to give those SJWs and Tumblr the pleasure of having their voices heard, but seeing as the Alt-Right and Sup Forums cried louder then I rejoice in knowing that they will be crying themselves to sleep knowing there is now a tranny in their precious Star Track and The Doctor from Doctor Whom is now a female. Cry some more, bitches.

...

you sound unstable. Everyone's laughing at the shitshow that's been the PR for this show. It's going to tank and you'll be left crying when it gets cancelled after a second season at most

The Orville is the Donald Trump of Space Opera And I Literally Can't Even

I'm going to act like this doesn't exist and The Orville is the new Trek show.

Confirmed that The Orville is going to be 1,000 times better than whatever these "people" think will pass for a star trek show

Same. I so glad they finally made a comedy trek show even though its not officially

This is right about when your CBS All Access for Big Brother expires if you've been watching BB the whole season. So you won't get to see the 2nd or more episodes without signing up for at least another month.

This is not a coincidence.

>watching
>big
>brother
lol what the fuck is wrong with you, moron

he is a redditer

Some do, that's the context of the decision to start it the 24th anyway.

The "Ceasar Milan punches a dog in the throat" thread has devolved into how gloriously hot a dog's breath is as he's "rutting into you from behind."

Perhaps you'd feel more at home there.

my hate for seth mcfarlane is slowly being outweighed by how much these cunts are crying about this show

I honestly dislike seth in his role but otherwise the show is well written (except the jokes) and not even attempting to funny.

So YMS is posting here again?

Friendly reminder that the Klingons are supposed to represent Trump voters now.

So in the 60s the Klingons represented the USSR and now they're gonna represent Trump voters


Hmmm

Star Trek didn't air in the Soviet Union, user.

>cbs streaming only
Lmao
If this ever gets a second season expect shoe string budget

thx imdb

>She left The Walking Dead for this

I wonder how quickly she'll regret that decision.

>Gene Coon primarily modeled the Klingons, metaphorically, on contemporary Russians, making the standoff between the species and the Federation representative of that between the Russians and the Americans during the then-ongoing Cold War. (Star Trek: The Original Series 365, p. 139) This view of the Klingons had their sociology theoretically aimed at "the collective good" rather than "individuality," as pointed out by Kor actor John Colicos. (The Official Star Trek: Deep Space Nine Magazine, Vol. 15, pp. 16-17) The Klingon Empire was also a metaphor for Communist China and its allies in the Vietnam War, namely North Vietnam and North Korea. (These Are the Voyages: TOS Season One) David A. McIntee explained, "There is some suggestion that the Klingons represent a Cold Warrior's view of China in the 1960s – swarthy, brutally repressive." (Star Trek Magazine issue 153, p. 66) Dave Rossi agreed, "In many ways, the Klingons were born out of our fear, as Americans, of [...] the Communists." ("Errand of Mercy" Starfleet Access, TOS Season 1 Blu-ray)

see

Of course there was tons of influence by Imperial Japan and the Nazis and this influence became heavier over time

Which one is Spocks sister?

Gene Lipsmacking COON!?

What did he mean by this

And?
TOS - The US's enemy - Soviets
TNG - The US's enemy - Chinamen(Japanese)
DSC - The US's enemy - Nazis

Fucking Coons.

>TNG - The US's enemy - Chinamen(Japanese)

Are you fucking retarded?

They were China men with the warrior honor shtick of the Japs

Captain, I am predicting a probability of 98.7639576295% that this show will be shit.

Half sister, and it's the nigress.

What is that supposed to mean?

this show is made by FUCKING LEAFS

Why does Spock have a lot of important relatives?

Because his father was the Vulcan Ambassador to the Federation

>Sonequa Martin-Green as Michael Burnham, a human who was adopted and raised by Spock's father Sarek and has difficulty adjusting to human culture

Akiva Goldsman is a writer and executive producer on this show

It means the Soviets weren't the target audience of anti-Soviet propaganda.

What the fuck?

>anti-Soviet propaganda
>Has a Rooskie at the helm
take off the goggles dude

So Trump is a threat to the world on par with global communism. Okay.

If I don't like this new show, just how badly am I gonna get guilt tripped? Ghostbusters style?

>Michael Burnham
Huh...?
>google if the name is real
>first result is a nigger's mug shot
P O E T R Y

Why do you think they're making it anti-Trump?

JUST

watch this other show that's surprisingly having to compete with the very limited StarTrek audience because hey
>WE CRITCS ARENT ALLOWED TO SEE IT AHEAD OF YOU TV PEASANTS BUT WE KNOW IT'S BETTER THAN DRUPFY'S M(TheFederation)GA WHITE CIS STRAIGHT MALE'S SHOW IS BECAUSE THEY'RE LITERALLY RAPING US AND WE'RE BEING TOLD/PAID TO SAY IT IS WITHOUT EVER SEEING IT BECAUSE YAAAAS QUEEN AND $$$ AND FUCK NAZIS AND BASH FASH WITHOUT EVER SEEING IT! BUT DONT WORRY YOU'LL NEVER SEE IT EITHER CAUSE CBS AND EVERY OTHER NETWORK THINKS THEY CAN CREATE THEIR OWN NETFLIX OR AMAZON PRIME OR HULU OUT OF LIKE 3 SHOWS THAT NOBODY WANTS TO SEE BECAUSE THEY'RE STILL JUST SHITTY NETWORK TV THAT YOU HAVE TO GIVE US MONEY FOR!
>AND REMEMBER AGAIN THAT WE CRITICS THAT KNOW SO MUCH MORE THAN YOU SO LISTEN TO WHAT WE SAY AREN'T BEING ALLOWED TO SEE IT TO EVEN CRITIC IT!

what?
i don't think I even went half Sup Forums there. That's beyond retarded.

Isn't Michael a guys name? Don't they mean Michele?
Or is it current year stuff?

Is your googles broken

>no comfy holodeck episodes
>no meeting new interesting species
>no exploring new frontiers
>Just purple Klingons, a dark bridge and a focus on action for the new crowd the Jar Jar Abrams movies brought in

I can't wait for sexually-transmitted disease!

>First African American Female Lead

Oh boy, we're really smashing barriers now aren't we? Girrrrrl Power!

the big brother audience somehow overlaps with the star trek audience in their minds

HOLY SHIT CLEAR YOUR NOTIFICIATIONS REEEEEEEE

We already knew they've scrapped it because of the backlash and the reshoots were to cobble together a definitive ending, why would you be surprised at this

Seriously, what's the fascination?

It's the worst part of every reality show combined into one complete titanic iceberg fuck.

>Jewgle giving pozzed results
Hmmm...

Why don't you read the thread?

I did.

skipping best trek DS9 they became best of bros

This more than anything else. Nobody signs up for CBS.com Go or whatever they choose to call it, except for BB, and, they hope, Star Trek.

>first sheboon captain

yeah I'm sure this show is really going places

Wow, then it REALLY has to be bad, because with all the sjw pandering the (((reviewers))) ought to give this a big thumbs up by default.

>implying that she's going to be important in treklore

Did you just misgender Zir you shitlord?!?

For fucks sake, the radical left is basically fighting a house cat in the dark at this point. They refuse to blame themselves so they just attack anyone and anything that disagrees with them.

I want to go back to when nobody gave a shit.

>he actually uses bing
Everybody get a load of this retard.

So now Spock has a foster sister?

TOS
>black female treated very well and as a member of the gang
>ruskie drives the ship and it's near the height of the cold war
>one of the first interracial kisses on tv

TNG
>blind black man drives the ship and fixes it
>autistic guy with pale white skin and yellow eyed treated as an equal
>doctor is female
>picard goes on socialistic monologues sometimes

DS9
>black captain
>lesbian (sorta) kiss
>all kinds of bisexual stuff with the mirror universe

VOY
>female captain

None of this bothered me. The new show does. I can guarantee they're going to attempt to divide rather than unite.

They green-lighted it and then realized that they had no idea what the fuck they were doing.

Same. There's just something about it that doesn't seem right. Like they're forcing SJW garbage on us now.

It feels so good to kick white men.
"Wait, aren't they Trek's primary audience?"
Oh, right.

why would you think that when being "star trek nerd" (ie going "wow this is bullshit so non canon see how much I know about star trek guys?") is trendy
use your fucking brain retard, that's already the narrative

Was "EVERY shot is a Dutch angle" a big red flag?

I remember that was a thing in battlefield earth, the cameraman never once holds the camera parallel to the ground

How do I support this show?

Enjoy your jewed search results