Post characters from your childhood that gave you your first "funny feeling in your pee-pee"

Post characters from your childhood that gave you your first "funny feeling in your pee-pee"

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Honestly it's less the character than scenes.

I wish I had a handy picture of your mom

>your mom!
Another intelligent fourteen year old burger makes her first anonymous post.

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haha

I consider myself a man of particular taste

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Brittany Murphy
Not sure what in but i was sexually attracted to her when i was like 7, still have a huuge crush on her(RIP)
Also Hillary from Fresh Prince, prob the reason i love da chocolate

This

I saw American Pie on New Years and idk what it was but that exchange student getting down to panties with her big tits made 14 year old me whip out my cock and it took about 2 seconds to shot the biggest fucking wad ever.

it was weird cause it's a very tame scene by my current standards.

>That milk filling up

How did they dew it??

>Brittany Murphy
same, especially in Clueless. what a cutie rip

I always got upset when she left

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Why did they take her from us?

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Ignore that condescending cunt kid, here's a pic of OP's mum right here.

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The samefaggotry is palpable. Run along roastie men want to talk about women.

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Literally used to day dream about Kimberly and Kapowski tying me up and used to get a boner.

She was literally perfect in the first few seasons. Still want to marry someone like her.

I hope you mean Darlene or Becky.

Do you guys remember the episode where Roseanne goes out of town or whatever and Jackie comes and cooks and cleans and everything?

And it turns out everything is just fucking fine without Roseanne. No one misses her. The kids are calmer. All the housework is done and Dan and Jackie actually start being friends and at the end it is never resolved that anything would be better with her back. It's a weird way to treat that sort of story cliche.

Thinking about it as an adult though I think it was more a commentary on how much better life is with a dedicated home parent that Roseanne's toxic personality. Jackie is living off savings at that point IIRC and doesn't need to work. So she stays home and manages to get everything done for the family and herself without there being any cause for stress because she doesn't have to deal wit ha work schedule on top of all else.

tl;dr: families are healthier if only one parent has to work

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I still fap to John Goodman here and there...

That's gayer than cum in a mustache.

>No one here wants to get the gubbler

shit taste friends

You know, right?

Young niggaa don't know

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GOAT incoming

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Poor girl ;_; fucking niggers.

I still love her

I can't even remember ;_;

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i was not prepared

youtube.com/watch?v=Yqwv5wgAI04

Is this wrong? I don't want to be right

>crushing on used goods

Yes so totally her.

I still feel weird stuff in my ding-a-ling every time I hear the Weird Science intro song

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Mug nigga

My nigga

This was mine for sure.

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I first realized I had a pregnancy fetish after watching Revenge of the Sith on my 12th Birthday.

translation: "i know you're fukken around because my mom is ugly as shit."

>the samefaggotry continues

She still looks great, hardly aged a day

That's an interesting take

you can run but you can't hide

MISTAH SHEFFIEEEELD

all i want is some fran ASMR

>name is mayonnaise
>hair looks like mustard
>has the skin of a hotdog

I have a fetish for these types of dresses now

Captain Racemixer here
Did anybody post any mixed-race celebrities? I'm here to point out how hot and sexy folks are when they're half-anything. It's my way of being superficial and pervy while also virtue signalling so it just comes off as quirky.

She can portrait a really good Cable

Why do fetishes like these develop so vividly before you even hit puberty?

wtf are you saying my negro

This guy gets it

I don't even know man. I had a normal upbringing and turned out normie enough. But I used to daydream about the weirdest shit.

Too soon man!

Kimberly or Wednesday

This movie is the reason I have a pregnant Anne Frank fetish

i want to marry her so bad bros

Help me

prime Alyssa

also her

I immediately stopped the movie, went up to my room and fapped. It was the first time I properly fapped to something, as opposed to just fooling around.

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I know. Her, Mary-Louise Parker, Amy Jo Johnson, Cindy Crawford, Lea Thompson, Jennifer Aniston, Halle Berry and a few others just still look fantastic. Good for them!

The greatest.

This is responsible for my Jew fetish.

This is dead-on balls accurate.

Callisto from that show for me.

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Hope for womankind. Have to laugh at Brad though he fucks off to Jolie she cuts her tits off adopts a bunch of niggers and ages like milk. Meanwhile Aniston looks almost as good as she did in her twenties.

Hell yeah. In Billy Madison especially.

Specifically in this dress.

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>that deflated tit

It's kind of an obvious choice but back in the day I could not get enough of Carmen Electra.

have a literal kissing fetish from the scene with her and robin

you and that Russian cult

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>lets take a very sexual character and make her look like a drag queen
bravo Shoemaker

yeah I fucking said it!

Literally the only movie she was attractive in, IMO.

makes sense i ended up bi

my nigga! I love how she dressed like she went through the max hardcore wardrobe.

She's one fine piece of ace. I know from experience.

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no you don't

This whole movie, basically. I remember watching it in the cinemas sorry mom and I remember that I liked the Padme scenes in particular, though I didn't know why. It was by the end of the movie that I basically lost interest in what was actually going on in the movie and I only really cared about ogling at Hershlag. I suppose I had been attracted to girls before I watched this film, but it was only when I was watching this did I really "get" what was "going on". In a sense, I guess you could say that I had my sexual awakening with this film, to Hershlag.

Thanks for reading my post, guys.