The work of Camera doggos appearing mainstream blockbusters when?

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Who cares? The real question is when SMASHED and SLAMMED dogs will appear.

all TOADLINE remake of Goodfellas when?

we need a angle

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:3

dawwww excited boy for the beach

stop being like that

> he was never seen or heard from again

>you now see his dick poking out

Doesn't it get dirty, you know, being SLAMMED along the ground?

He's probably so deformed that his pecker can't even sheathe itself.

these dogs could take you down, or take a nice photoshoot of you and the wife. These dogs are total pros.

>we have the footage somehow though

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H-he's fast!

>tfw not a furry but sometimes wish I was a housepet
They genuinely have happier lives than I do

That dog doesn't look SLAMMED or even SMASHED in the slightest

imagine how kino it would be to see a dog fucking maul someone from this perspective

desu the majority of cats and dogs live horrible lives

Stay soggy doggy

or fight another dog or a bear

Housepets, though. I'd love to sleep+shit+eat and do nothing else all day rather than go to work at a dehumanizing 40h/wk job

dogs like to work. If some can't be camera doggos then they can work in the popcorn mines, guard, track, defend against intruders, do pretty much anything.

underrated post lmfao

>can't consume any entertainment at all, so no books, tv or movies
>no internet at all
>all your friends are simpletons such as yourself
>some scientists speculate that they don't even feel pleasure from sex
>food you're given is plastic, cold garbage
>live a shorter life
>most of your life is spent chained outside in the same backyard for your entire life, since owners don't bring their pets when travelling
>living near your own shit
>little piece of shit kids being annoying, patting on your head whenever they want to
>can't get angry ever, a single bite will mean your death
>will most likely have parasites and worms
>all around a creature in below-phillistine levels of erudition, incapable of any semblance of higher thought
>god forbid some fag puts peanut butter on his meat
nah. humans are imperfect, but they're the best thing you could be.

But if you can't have higher thought, you can't really know what you're missing.

You're right though. Most cats and dogs do lead shit lives because people just buy or adopt them as an accessory or toy for their kids. With cats in particular, the majority don't really think about mental stimulation, so no play time or anything.

>this will never be me
>jdimsa

His ears are so floppy. What a good boy.