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kill every targaryen cuck and every summer islander

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first for jonerys

That motherfucking montage
Prolly lowest point of any fucking season
especially with the continued "oooouuuuuugggghhh" from Sam's part

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What did GRRM mean by this?

aaaggghh....

That the Hound is beta as fuck

rewatching the whole series now

its much much better if you skip all dany scenes after season 1, unless it has barriston in them. also skipping sand cunts unless the hot one gets her tits out

>unless the hot one gets her tits out
that's the medium tier one
the hot one was the one with the whip

Meant to turn us on obviously

>the hot one was the one with the whip
>this shit taste

>house NYMEROS martell
cuck

KHALESSIIIII
HOW COULD I BE BLIND
KHALESSIIIII
I HAVE ALWAYS BEEN SO KIND
KHALESSIIIII
ALL YOU HAD IN MIND
KHALESSIIIII
A BAD BOY TO FUCK YOU FROM BEHIND

only bad pusy is hot

spear is a hag, whip is homely

>blade through his throat

That's dumb as shit, who the fuck would let a blade be at throat level on the throne

I get that people cut their wrists and ankles on the throne, but cutting their throats is retarded

user you are blinded by yellow fever
DeeDee is way hotter

Jesus Christ you have garbage taste, perfect tits qt is miles ahead of rope who is lightyears ahead of dykestick

also skipping greyworm and the bitch with the ugly nigger hair, why these 2 get any screentime/ story development is bewildering.

First for not having the lens flair effect or any rad filters

He's using the Chaos Emeralds!

absolutely disgusting

That women were a mistake

>hiding the hideous burns

EVERY FUCKING sansan art

>Creep in your crushes room
>go through her clothing
>get drunk while sniffing said clothing
>girl comes in
>ask her to run away with you
>be so drunk she gets nervous around you
>lash out when she tries to calm you down
>demand she sing a song for you
>pin her down to the bed
>pull your dick out
>she puts her hands onto your face and sings a beautiful and innocent song, >reminding you how perfect and pure she is.
>cry while over top of her
>run away


Fuck D&D for turning Sandor into a meme, book Hound is literally /ourguy/

>hiding the hideous burns
What did D&D mean by this?

Reminder that Samwell is literally GRRM author insert.

Reminder that Samwell is going to be the writer of the A Song of Ice and Fire books.

Jonarya is bookcanon

>this is what tumblr thinks is funny

>your soulmate will never look at you like this

Feels bad man.

roasties gonna roast

>hiding burns
Christ

N-no bully plox
I like her body better, bad pusy had the little physique I'm too used to to give it extra points at this point
>tfw a friend of mine has the rating going Mother-spear-rope-daggers and I had arguments with him for hours about it every now and then

GUYS WHY DO WOMEN LIKE STRONG DARK MYSTERIOUS PROTECTIVE MEN WITH KIND EYES AND A PAINFUL PAST?

She was amazingly cute as a loli, awful shame what happened

Jesus fucking Christ Martin, even if you think it don't just go out and say it on the public on the internet like that, I feel embarrassed for you, geez

>spear is even on the list

How, she looks like a boy

>also made Tyrion not ugly as sin or lose his nose
>made Catelyn an old crone instead of a MILF
>Lena is a solid 5/10 when Cersei's supposed to be 9/10
>Robb is average height
>Joffrey is a manlet
>only Sansa has tully hair

D&D are fuck ups

This was the look that shattered my soul desu

>>Lena is a solid 5/10
she's at least a 7.5/10 in full cersei getup

Yeah, I tried to reason with him, to no avail

>why doesn't anyone love the fat cuck stand in for myself?

>ywn even meet your soulmate and have her be this concerned for you

How many times did Jaime and Cersei screw offscreen in S7?

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>Maggy as a hot hag instead of a crone

Better?

When Night King if defeated, and the Lands of Always Winter become green and sunny, how do you think they will look? Every part of Westeros has its geographical uniqueness, what can this new lands bring to it?
And how will colonization go?

Not bodywise she isn't

in the first few seasons sure but shes been hit hard by age

age is a meme

I DEMAND a webm of this entire scene

I'm ok with Tyrion being attractive. It adds to the problem where he'd be this major loved chad if he wasn't a dwarf.

Plus who wants to look at an ugly guy for long periods of time?

Him and getting rid of Darrios blue beard and blonde mustache was ok.

Seasons will become normal again
GURM has already stated that the fuck up seasons are due to the influence of magic
So both WW and Dragons will die definitively (as CotF Giants etc) and years will have normal seasons

Lena is pretty damn good but her cersei has nothing to do with book cersei.

Westeros and Essos are actually one continent. If you could actually manage to cross the Lands of Always Winter, you'd wind up in Asshai, from there you could go to Yi Ti or the Dothraki sea.

So after the Lands of Always Winter becoming navigable, Westeros will be invaded by every Dothraki khalasar and raped into oblivion.

>Westeros and Essos are actually one continent
GURM denied it, but there could be some technicality like an Icecap with no land under it connecting the two

what about the five forts though

We already know how they'll look.

Flashback to when they made the Night King was in the Land Beyond the Wall back before the Wall.

Send Wildlings back, let Dothraki roam

>Plus who wants to look at an ugly guy for long periods of time?

But dothraki cant cross those mountains of amazons to the east, whatever they called.

Mythical horseshit. Yi Ti is currently dying from a greyscale epidemic so nothing they claim should be believed

Bone Mountains
Also there's another nomadic people between Bone Mountains and Grey waste/five forts

>riding zebras.

Dothraki/Jogos Nhai alliance against Westeros ini the making

Who is the Stannis in history?

They are called zorses, you summer islander

>zorses
A M E R I C A N T O L K I E N

if grrm is the american tolkien
who is the european tolkien

reminder that while Bobby was getting shitfaced at Harrenhal his waifu was crying over Rhaegar's beautiful singing

>"Hurry," she was whispering now, "quickly, quickly, now, do it now, do me now. Jaime Jaime Jaime." Her hands helped guide him. "Yes," Cersei said as he thrust, "my brother, sweet brother, yes, like that, yes, I have you, you're home now, you're home now, you're home." She kissed his ear and stroked his shortly bristly hair. Jaime lost himself in her flesh. He could feel Cersei's heart beating in time with his own, and the wetness of blood and seed where they were joined.

They are supposed to be a copy of scythians, judging from that "make-a-cup-from-Yi-Ti-emperors-skull" story, so they are probably low on population.

why does this look like something drawn on deviantart

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don't look at me like that

Ivan the Terrible. Harsh, autistic, murdered his own heir.

expl, i'm interested

Summer islanders literally didn't du nuffin

Targcuck I will fuck your mom

Modern day Isaac Hempstead Wright

They should have brought her over in Season 6. Aside from the Battle of the Bastards, nobody did anything that season. Would have transformed Smug, Powertriping Dany into Cute Dany much sooner.

>Game of Thrones

Kill yourself, kike.

Ivan gun doomed and doubled it down by murdering his heir in rage during an argument BECAUSE/RIGHT AFTER he caused his heir's wife to have an abortion by beating her because he thought she was dressed like a slut

I remember watching a video, where authors thought, that Robb and Stannis were somewhat copied from Duke of York from War of the Roses times.

>nobody did anything that season
except beating Terminator

What seriously?
I read the books twice and don't remember any dick pulling?

Was it implied?

Leave ruining the realm to us

>Games of the Throne

Ivan the Terrible was a great warrior and commander like Stannis, but he was also a religious fanatic and uncomfortable around women, just like Stannis.

they went full pharaoh style

Leaving fixing the Realm to us

Wait didn't the Hound cry over Sansa's singing as well?

>P O E T R Y

Yeah, but Sandor couldn't get Sansa to elope with him.

wine?

>Jon and Arya are finally reunited at Winterfell, they spot each other from across the yard, tears well in their eyes, they run towards one another and she jumps into his arms, hugging his rock hard body against hers. all her anger and frustration recedes, they stay embraced while the light snow falls upon them

>scene change

>fade from black, we hear what sounds like faint laughing and panting in the distance, the camera zooms in on a bedchamber. We recognize their faces. Arya and Jon, disrobed. "I always wanted you to be my first" she says. Jon smiles softly, his rock hard cock slowly enters her tight virgin slit, Arya screams like the little girl she is as her eyes roll back in her head

She was Joffrey's betrothed, he knew a dog can't eat from his master's plate

Yeah, but Sandor couldn't get Sansa to elope with him, yet.
fify

No, wine is a sin