Who would win in a fist fight?

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Putin.
King Obama is a dyel wimp.

>master in hand to hand combat secret agent killed 150 men with his bare feet
>lanky dope smoking half caste
it really makes u slide the other threads

Putin (Russia)

Putin.... would lose.

Btw, he's standing on steps in that pic.

How is this even a question?

If they were boxing, Obama. Street fight I bet Putin would get nasty.

Putin. Stocky manlets actually have an advantage over skinny tall men when it comes to wrestling (Which is what fighting devolves into 90% of the time)

On top of that Putin has to remember at least 50% of his KGB hand to hand combat training.

OBAMA OF COURSE
USA USA USA

Obama, without a doubt.

Being black gives him +5 to strength, +5 dexterity.
Being American gives him +10 to Constitution.

Putin being slav -1 to willpower.

>hurr obama cuz he tall

Putin was in the KGB
Obama was in the choom-gang

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holy shit when was that

Lanklets, when will they learn?

it's fake

Putin is ex-KGB and has access to the entire military and nuclear arsenal of the Russian federation and could wipe Obongo's ass off the face off the earth with precision the likes of which hasn't been seen since WW2

>Putin was in the KGB

Is that supposed to scare me? he wouldn't last a day in detroit.

looks like i was wrong, it wasn't steps.... just 4 inch heels.

>It's clean, Putin. Trust me, I just washed my hands. Please shake.

>he's standing on steps in that pic
lower center of mass is not a dissadvantage in combat, beleave me
t. 196cm tall guy

>O wonno shake yo hand, woit boi.
>But keep in yo maaahnd o gave Michelle a handjob.
>Yo heared right crakkka.

When faced with his daddy fetish's inferior """"manhood""""" the authoritarian cuck resorts to one of his canned catchphrases

>Being American gives him +10 to Constitution.

Webm related, Obama is a weakling - Putin would break him.

When Putin was killing bears with bare hands Obongo was smoking pot with his homies in a crack den.

Putin knows Judo, Sambo and Kyokushin (full contact) Karate.
I don't know about Obama, but even if he knows Boxing, a grappler will almost always beat a pure striker (see early mma)
If we're talking about a Boxing match than Obama should have the advantage because of longer reach+height. Don't know if Putin has le manlet punching power.

>he wouldn't last a day in detroit.

>I'm not half the man Putin is and I've lasted longer than a day in Detroit.

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That mulatto fag couldn't fight his way out of a WalMart plastic bag. Putin spend 100's of hours mastering martial arts. Putin would beat him senseless in seconds.
obama is a limp wrist sjw community organizer who needs a teleprompter to speak in public. He is a stuttering fool without them.
uh, uh, uh, uh.

Obama is a skinny, limp wristed closet fag. Putin would whoop his ass no probs

>still nothing to do with politics
>b-b-but they're political figures

Stop being a literal tumor.

>he thinks street fights go to the ground 90% of the time

This is myth. Yes, it does happen often, but far from 90%. If anyone involved in the fight is a half decent slugger, it will rarely turn into a wrestling match.

Putin would put Obama back in his cuckshed.

Obama is about as big of a wimp as possible, Putin is KGB

Obama would get his shit tossed from Michele

It has everything to do with politics.
Its the recent G20 meetings

It symbolises tensions rising between russia and USA
suck a dick

nah.

We've seen Obama's workouts. Putin even in his advancing age would decimate him.


Hell Putin probably trains Martial Arts to this day.

French Catholics praying outside a church that's planned to be wrecked.
Nigger plays satanic music while they're praying.

>devout catholics praying for beheaded priest
>a wild bix nood appears, blairing his ooga booga music
>DEUS VULT intensifies
I'm an atheist and I felt the fury of God in the sound the punch made

>Is that supposed to scare me? he wouldn't last a day in detroit.

If even random Hondurans can kill the shit out of most hood niggers while armed with only a pen or a fork, then it shouldn't be too hard to imagine an ex-kgb btfo out of an American hood either.

I hate it when niggers brag about how hard & tough their coon towns are when they're nowhere near as lawless and insane as most of the cities in Brazil.

It's especially funny when niggers are always getting smoked by illegal spic immigrants from central & south america.

Why is Obama is so damn faggy?

God I just love seeing these animals being put in place

He does.
Here is a video of his daily workout.
youtube.com/watch?v=hXmt16sg3Io

That is disgusting. What a pus.

Put has actually killed men with his fucking hands

The only time Obama has touched another man was to jack off his gay lover

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obama is the most effeminate looking world leader atm, even faggier than trudeau

I'm white and grew up in Detroit and I'm still alive.

>even faggier than trudeau
Not possible.

Is that you Perry the Pervert?

>faggier than trudeau
Collage related

I'm not familiar with this meme

i want to know what the fuck they where talking about... Those are true leaders.

I was talking about looks, atleast trudeau doesn't look like he has klinefelters. obama on the other hand has bitchtits

>muh karate master
>muh kgb

MANLETS, when will they learn?

It can't be helped

they are speculating whether the new Raf Simons X Adidas collection will be dope or not.

The picture of him getting decked, top kek

>Fairness & Equality For All

Nignogs are cowards.

he beat the conservative politician in the fight though

Not karate, judo, which was specifically created so that Jap manlets could throw around guys bigger than them.

>beleave me
Sorry, I don't trust people who can't spell.

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>ex-KGB vs community organizer
hmm, I wonder

Putin is a 5'6" midget. Obama is a 6'2" black alpha.

Obama would eat him alive

That manlet he beat up was part-native american from a wash-out riding with a known substance abuse problem kek (he literally now is working as a bouncer at a strip club)

It was them dancing around for charity for a few minutes, there was no real good blows exchanged

Please calm look at Kim Jong-un

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Wouldn't even be close

Guns, knives, hand to hand combat and fighter jets, Putin wins everytime.

Obama would have to go through CIA training to even compete.

Pretty sure putin has a black belt in judo, karate and at least one other martial art. He would win, easily

Nah, Obama is way weaker than putin regardless of height.

What the fuck Is happening here

Putin would destroy that scrawny nigger.

Trudeau is too much

The only thing that faggot Obama would eat is Putin's dick

Putin is ex-KBG

He probably knows over 7000 was to kill Obama, and that's just with his bare hands

Obviously Putin, since Obongo is a fucking faggot

If you knockout your enemies, they win

The real question is, could Putin take Michelle in a fight? Putin has the training but I'm not sure if his manlet stature could stand up to Michelle's gorilla strength.

It depends on the setup. Obama is a nigger, which means he'd only confront Putin if it was dark, and he was able to sneak up and punch Putin the back of the head. And Obama would have three of his sons as backup.

Putin no doubt

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA seriously.

Dude is head of the KGB. Was a soldier.
He fucking hunts and shit.

Obama. He likes to sit around and in his earlier years smoke weed.

Ya...no contest there.

Is this a troll? xD Obama is the strongest nigger out there

What shit form.

most likely born in kenya to a kenyan weak-ass east african father and a self-hating white race traitor. -1,000,000,000

Why tf is that manlet wearing gloves?

Holy fuck. While I'm 6'3" and pretty skinny, I've never even thought to touch the silver weights because they're LITERALLY for girls. And what's with that sitting press? He's using like 12 lb dumbbells! Like, I haven't worked out in a year and 20 lbs was too light for me to start out on.

Fuck.

Putin would easy destroy king nig in a fight

Being black gives him -10 to willpower. Blacks are cowards when dealing with someone they know will fight back.

Thats bullshit m8 most Street fights stay standing and on average on last about a minute max come back and talk about street fights when you have been in few and now what your talking about

HAHAHA, HOW FUCKING EMBARRASSING!

Urkel all grown up.

Toss them both in a forest Putin is drinking wine out of his skull in a day

He slapped him

The nigger got cucked

I would pay a lot of money for a chance to see Putin flip Obama onto his back with an 一本背負い.

And know one trusts a roach whats your point sand chimp

Based Putin

Onbong alpha pick 1 and only 1 daft cunt