>Alberta has been the only net contributor to Canada’s federal budget for several years running
>Alberta is the only province that isn’t aging into mass retirement, and therefore is the only province that will have the capacity to continue to pay in the future
>Alberta’s primary income stream -- oil exports -- are being actively stymied by local politics in a host of other provinces
>Alberta’s in-pay level to the federal budget has already been penciled in to fund the new Canadian government’s spending plans regardless of what happens to Alberta’s oil income
>The Edmonton-Ottawa funds transfers are already the greatest of their kind from any province to any central government in the modern world
Canada can no longer maintain its standard of living without draining Alberta dry, and with a possible Trump presidency and the passage of Keystone XL, all of Alberta's problems could be solved by become a US state.
Not to even mention Canada is a country where secession has been codified as legal by both parliament and the supreme court.
>passage of Keystone XL This got blocked by Obama, no?
Isaac Butler
I wish I lived in Alberta now:(
tfw Ontario
Henry Powell
After Obama is out I doubt that they wont try it again, too much money in it. Especially if trump is in office.
Charles Rivera
As long as TRUMP wins, we win, but if 'shillary' wins, we're screwed. Thats why trudeau jr is cozying up to pres. xi.
Luis Sanchez
I WANT ALBERTA TO BE ALBERTA AGAIN Fucking Americans are closer to our identity than our neighbors.
Please bring Saskatchewan and its people too. They are like a younger earnest brother to us
Camden Jenkins
Me too, but then I think of all the niggers that will flood in. Whenever I walk around in downtown Calgary theres always some Somali giving me the stink eye, is this what we want for our province? More niggers?
Elijah Phillips
I'd live there if they ever opt to join us.
Hudson Carter
Will never happen , keep dreaming buddy.
Chase Flores
Stop trying to take our gold, America.
Asher Perez
This. Not to mention all the Califaggots that are currently migrating to Washington, Colorado, and even Montana and fagging up the place.
You'd be better off declaring independence and becoming greatest ally with Quebec.
Jayden Reyes
You need to throw in British Columbia and Yukon Territory, then we have a deal.
Robert Allen
Alberta is the only province that isn’t aging into mass retirement, and therefore is the only province that will have the capacity to continue to pay in the future
Without a young population to replace boomers retiring, the Canadian economy is going to collapse, unless they import massive amount of Arabs and Mexicans.
Alberta will be the main state carrying the rest of the economy, eventually the people living there will get tired of getting fucked by Trudeau and the rest of commie Canada.
Logan Sanchez
The best thing then would be independence, because with Canada's declining population, the country is going to have to increase immigration to stay afloat
And where do you think all these new 'Canadians" will flock too?
Jose Miller
I would prefer independence with B.C.
Anthony Murphy
We will give you southern Commiefornia for Alberta.
Xavier Clark
Kek endorses this trade
Oliver Sanchez
I'm here m8, I think about separation a lot but Canada would never let us go, we haul in too much cash.
My ideal would be having the whole West (BC/Alberta/Sask/Manitoba) becoming our own country, but it's obviously a pipe dream.
Henry Kelly
Trudeau already sold off the gold in the treasury and pocked the cash.
Cooper Williams
Yep, just give away the 6th largest GDP because "muh liberal menace."
Lincoln Davis
>Not to even mention Canada is a country where secession has been codified as legal by both parliament and the supreme court.
I thought those FLqq or whatever silly acronym the frenchies were using kinda shat the bed on the whole secession thing.
Ian King
>Implying that isn't a 100% valid reason
Adrian Diaz
Where's my pogey Alberta fag?
I'm not even drunk yet Alberta, come on. Where's my pogey? I earned that pogey and I deserve that two-four you're going to purchase for me.
WHERE'S THE POGEY?
Carson Barnes
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They couldn't do jack shit, in Canada its legal for states to seceded from the country, so all they could do is campaign for staying. And we saw how well that went for brexit.
Brody Perry
Albertans are a joke in Canada
Imagine Texas with no history or culture and then add even more F-250s with edgy "monster energy" stickers on the back
Now half those trucks are impounded for ether failure to pay or DUI
Brody Watson
This mind set is what i'm talking about though, Alberta is a HUGE chunk of Canada's economy and Ontario has gone bankrupt paying Quebec to stay within the country. So if Alberta gets tried of being fucked by you guys they could easily vote to leave, which would cause your whole country to collapse. So you better start sucking their dicks hard.
Alberta is fucked, without oil at $80+ a barrel we may as well be fucking Manitoba
Blake Morales
oh, it's like the state of Maine in the USA
odd how an all white state underperforms
Jayden James
Probably only 10% of Alberta actually wants to be apart of America.
Oliver Baker
As Canada goes Alberta is pretty based. I would be for it.
Evan Perez
780 here. Whenever you guys are ready.
Jason Gray
Why did you attach a pic of a girl living in Spain, wearing colored contacts, with Botox lips, and layers of makeup / filters...in a post about fucking Alberta?
Connor Myers
>Alberta has been the only net contributor to Canada’s federal budget for several years running
a) that's a lie b) no one in alberta has a job for the past year and a half. it's over.
>Alberta is the only province that isn’t aging into mass retirement, and therefore is the only province that will have the capacity to continue to pay in the future young albertans are leaving the province.
cbc.ca/news/canada/calgary/alberta-population-growth-1.3638609 >The largest factor in Alberta's population growth came from immigrants arriving from outside the country >As of the last quarter of 2015, more Albertans were moving to other parts of Canada than were moving into the province.
>>Alberta’s primary income stream -- oil exports -- are being actively stymied by local politics in a host of other provinces oil prices are low so alberta is now desolate. local politics has nothing to do with it
nothing will improve in alberta until oil prices go up again.
Alexander Perry
Québec reporting in. I wish we would seperate from you faggots. Canadian culture = french canadian culture. We write your anthems, we make your iconic food, we produce your maple syrup and so on
Vive le Québec libre
Luke Hill
Damn shes fine. Im ok with it as long u leafs didnt vote for Trudeau cancer
Evan Adams
403 checking in
would never happen, but could be cool. I am going to be buying a house in the next couple months in Calgary. Housing market is pretty low right now and I think we will be bouncing back better then ever in the future.
Jeremiah Campbell
leave to do what? be a landlocked state that now has to pay tariffs to trade with canada, where half the population has mortgages and car leases owing to canadian banks that they'll have to default on?
Julian Wood
quebec is the worst. your politicians wanted to be politically separate, but stay a fully integrated part of the canadian economy, including the continued use of canadian currency. what's the point? if you were serious about leaving, you would have done so by force a long time ago. you're just throwing tantrums over not being treated like a special french snowflake.
Matthew Sanchez
I spent 13 years in Alberta and recently moved back to BC. I didn't think I would end up missing the prairies so much.
Isaiah Reyes
Thus country would literally crumble without alberta. Take BC with us for port access and I would be 100% down for secession.
Any posts you read that say otherwise are useless easterners who havent worked a day in their life.
Dylan Hughes
>tfw leaving alberta and canada permanently this week
feelsgoodman
call me back when you get le weed man out
Brody Young
If Alberta leaves there is no "trade with Canada" the country will fall apart.
muh dick arguments
Liam Phillips
Alberta's cool. They're the one redpilled part of Canada and they work hard. Shit hockey though.
Gavin Price
quebec is New France
many young quebec girls are hot as fuck
if quebec wants to join the U.S. im okay with it so long as the young girls pass the "sex tax" requirement
Aiden Harris
Saskatchewan here, take us and Alberta please. We get walked over on the federal stage despite being the only two provinces that can provide for the whole damn country. Save us please.
Isaiah Gomez
Saskatchewan bro had a point, and they have oil too
Alexander Wright
I live in Calgary. It's okay
Nathaniel Wilson
>403 here >tfw tranny >live in 403 >probably have seen you atleast once >you probably would want to gas me if you knew i was a tranny
Justin Hernandez
Where are you going?
Jacob Bennett
>take BC >take the biggest liberal shitskin hellhole outside of Toronto
Asher Peterson
Anyone in Calgary wanna meet up and suck dicks?
Jaxon Campbell
lol as if USA won't literally drain every last bit of oil from Alberta and then fuck off
David Gutierrez
Let me nibble on those lips and you can be the 1st state.
Caleb James
Confirmed for butthurt faggot from "hella NorCal xdDDDDdDDDddDDDDdDDD "
You should be nuked, you ruin our fucking state with your communist bullshit! Every fucking cancerous liberal in our government is some FUCKING HIPPIE CUNT FROM THE BAY AREA OR KEKELEY OR STANFURD OR SOME SHITTY LIBERAL UNIVERSITY UP THERE
>muh tech industry OH YOU MEAN THE SAME TECH INDUSTRY THAT IS DESTROYING AMERICAN CULTURE AND IS 100% RUN BY FOREIGNERS? FUCK YOU AND GO DIE
>oh you are le liberal hollywood faggots LE FUCKING KILL YOURSELF YOU FUCKING CUNT
DIE DIE DIE DIEIEIRIIDIIDIE DIE IDE DIE
Parker Carter
fuck yeah
please annex
Dominic Clark
>seize Chinese property >greatest city on earth again.
Problem?
Charles Carter
Alberta is going straight to shit. I thought things were bad when the saudis started crashing the oil price, but then the NDP got into power followed by trudeau.
This place will become Quebec soon enough. Hopefully by then I find a job somewhere else
Aiden Phillips
I wish you fucking peasants would leave. Keep the poutine and communism