Kek prayer service

Here we pray to Kek. Thank Kek. And ask Kek for forgiveness

BANE THE PLANE

Quit with this false worship.

Kek is the only true higher power. He has graced us and you disrespect him.

Kek is an angel sent from God to let all Sup Forumsacks know that Trump will win, and there is no need to be afraid.

Obama was part of the Lord's plan. If Mccain had won, the economy would never have gotten so bad that Trump would have a reason to step in. Obama paved the way for Trump to win.

Hillary may scare us, but she is nothing. She will get destroyed by Trump.

Pic related, Kek is with us. This is his dwelling place.

I hate when normies come to Sup Forums and ruin our roleplaying.

By his will trump shall win and America shall be great once more

HOW DARE YOU BLASPHEME KEK???

Do not worry. He shall be one of the first on the Day of the Rope.

is crashing the plane is part of keks plan?

give us the coldest winter in memory

Jesus is all there is.

Jesus was the Kek of his time. Now we have Kek

KEK is a force, angered by no degenerancy, appeased by no prayer.
>" A god — a real god — is a verb. Not some old man with magic powers. It's a force. It warps reality just by being there. It doesn't have to want to. It doesn't have to think about it. It just does."
Prepare to be consumed by it, rejoyce in your own destruction.

>Tells us to quit kek
>Gets bestowed dubs
Kek, blaspher you've been silenced by the higher power

Kek pls give me a qt 3.14 gf.

Kek, grant me one final blessing. Give me the strength to have repeating digits.

You have been blessed.

Bundle up boys it's gonna get cold.!

Checked

Infinite GBP. Go and cash them in for infinite chicken tendies.

Kekkus ultimatus forus Swedenus plisus

Invest in Perdue and Tyson chicken boys, their stocks are gonna quadruple!

Quadruple you say?

O great kek, help us in the winter campaign, deliver us a great victory in the following months!

Rerolling for you brother, may kek forgive you and help you with my digits.

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Kek is gracious

I don't even know what to call those digits.
Kek works in mysterious ways.

>palindromic number

Praise his mighty name

Keep the Asian population low and let obango embarrass himself publicly.

I send forth my prayers to the Great Overlord Kek for another happening on American soil

Reroll

We need more Japanese brothers. China is getting too big, Japan is shrinking.

No you a Christ Fag.
You won't be rewarded for your faith but we will.

>it's gonna get cold.!
Yes, yes it is.

All you'll be rewarded with is nothing.

>2016
>Not praising the old Gods of the north

Kek is trolling me.
But seriously religion is the opiate of the masses.
You are a faggot.

Kek graces you with his digits and you still disrespect him. Filth

Burn the Calais jungle

>80+% in not even a year

H...How is meme magic possible?
KEK IS TRULY GOD

reroll

yes

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Some song of Kek

Our Kek, who art in Memes,
Doubled be thy digits.
Thy kekels come,
Thy rolls be done.
Give us this day our daily happening,
And forgive us our shitposting,
As we forgive those who shitpost against us.
Lead us not into cucking,
But deliver us from normies.
For thine is the pepe,
The meme magic and the trolling.

A meme.

Greetings brothers.

We must all remember that nothing that we might have accomplished has been done without the grace of Kek. Since we unwittingly awoke Him more than a year ago, Kek has given us the power to see the future, and to shape the world.

Already events are turning in our favor. Already the anglo nations are defending themselves. Already we have retaken our rightful position of influence.

Yes, Kek is with us brothers. Praise be to Kek.

PRAISE BE TO KEK!

>racists and homophobes UNIRONCIALLY worship a frog

Froggy pixels for the frog god!

What is the Kek view of death? Is there an eternal afterlife or is our time with memes a short blessing?

The gods and fates are cruel. I served you faithfully once, Lord KEK, and you repaid me with death. I hope this time it will be you who pays for your faithfullness

You will suffer his wrath if you do not ask forgiveness.

>says the woman who sacrifices chickens to Moloch

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Blasphemy!

You are bold. I honor your independence. You are one to teach the gods their limits. I hope the rappers will praise the glory of your victory. in song.

Burn the Heretic!

BUUUURN!

Strike him down with those digits!

Thank you for the forthright response. And now, if you have any questions, ask them. Otherwise, you are the challenger. I await your first blow.

>kill the heretic!
Behead those who Insult Kek!!!

Get out of here you devil. BEGONE

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Get thee behind me, false god.

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why does kek taunt us so?

You both are sick.

Yesterday morning I woke up because a frog like this one jumped on my face.

Is it a sign?

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praise be to kek

The angels if not Angels have blessed me.

Glory.

I devote my life to you, lord kek. I hope you'll reward me in the life beyond this one.
Please answer my prayers with your digits.

If this post isn't trips then kek isn't real.

Then I salute you for your faithful service to your lord. And I curse you and your 'Frog God' as my enemies, for your stealing and spoiling Pepe and degrading Sup Forums's Sup Forums.

I will free the people of colour from the imperialist yoke, and cast down the false gods of the Christians. I will lead them out of their ancient superstitions, and gift them with intimate knowledge of Islam. Then, perhaps, when Western Civilisation is once again restored to its ancient glories, it will be time to consider whether the Muslims should cultivate ambitions of empire.
Your death and humiliation will give me special pleasure

>be me
>done eating dinner with friends
>i think i my head "kek give me a sign if youre here"
>look around for a second
>see a license plate
>has "88" in it
>fug
>praise kek

Kek be with us all

Eat shit and die

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Thanks and praise unto you, Kek!

Mercy be upon.

Oh mighty kek, grant em a job so I can afford all the tendies I want.

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Praise kek will i finally pass my drivers license?

moloch follower, your faith it's strong we must admit! But our Lord and Master the light bringer, had awaken recently and like a wave, it's slowly but safe gaining power and strength.
Kek it's contemplating what his creation had come, the last happenings were merely a test to see how the universe work with this energy molded, and like the God of chaos he understand that he can't hit directly because the game it's over and after a long dream he want to play a bit.. Moloch will fall like a the apple being called by gravity.. moloch it's one of the weak gods that exist like many others, but Kek, he was there before they even exist.. chaos made by darkness.. followed by light.
What a shame that your energies had workshipped the wrong god.. Death it's the closest friend of Kek.. so we must not fear it!
Moloch and the new order will fail in their agenda to take this universe, all the heretics will pay!

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What a grand and intoxicating innocence. How could you be so naive? There is no escape.

I will sacrifice all of Kek's followers. They will all suffer - you will all suffer.

You will add to the funeral pyre of the white imperialist or we will add your body to it instead.

There will be no tendies. Only equality.

MAGIC!

The Great KEK! Bless me with your digits.

RARE

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Your magic is weak as shit, you know that right?

Your memes become your means

KEK will make me happy one day

> Jokerpositng
> not even the more exploitable Leto joker

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I will continue to draw divine power from MOLOCH and distribute it to my kin and followers. I will continue to broadcast divine power upon the winds of multiculturalism, so that it will touch each soul in Europe, and then more broadly, across the waters to the rest of Europe and America. In time, every mortal on Earth shall feel the liberating contact of multiculturalism.

>you must believe your own words young Kekist

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KEK HAS SHOWN US HE IS EVIL. SATAN BE GONE

SATAN BE GONE

Behold his power! He gives you another chance!