This is Tom Hardy. Today is his birthday

This is Tom Hardy. Today is his birthday.

Say something nice about him

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YOU'RE A BIG GUY

happy bday big guy

for you

you're a bigguy, for you
you're a bigguy, for you
you're a bigguy, Tom Har-dy
you're a bigguy, for you

You made me recommend a film where you sit in a car and discuss cement

mmmmmmmmmmh

Tom I love you I would let you fuck me in the ass without question, no homo

be very merry now mhmmmmmmmm

Damn, 40.

mmmhmmmmmmmmmmhmmmmm

Just give me a fucking ship

You are the biggest of guys

He's a big goy

If I put out those candles, would you die?

Happy birthday big guy

Literally lol

May many planes crash with no survivors today, big guy.

Happy bigday

Movie?

was blowing out all the candles part of your master plan?

mmmmm walks angrily hhhhhmmmm wears tophat tilted slightly forward ahhh hmm hmmm rides horse angrily ahhh nootka hmmmmm mutters in african mmmmmhmmmmm puts powder on face mmmm powder hmmm unsheathes karambit aaah hmmm mmmmm bangs sister choose your next words...very...carefully bangs sister in her dreams via african magic mmmm nootka... ahhhh opens eyes wide and stares hnnnnnnn hmmm cuts out heart mmmmm tell the company hhhhnnnnnn aaahhh has vision of his mother in a river hhhmmmhhmmm the treaty hmmm doesn't wear pants

Locke. It's a TDKR prequel/Bane's backstory.

Happy birthday, dream BIG

hmm careful now...

have a nice big day fit for a big guy

xoxo

He's a big guy.

Happy mmmh birthday big guy

Looking forward to Big Guy crashing his boat into nootka with few survivors and finding uses for a bunch of injuns.

/trek/ says happy big birthday Tommy

mmmhmm he's pretty small for a big guy

Today is my birthday too.

I have a use for you

mhhmmm *tastes pidgeon shit* happy birthday *procures a ship* mhmm

Be vveerry careful now

happy bigday

am giggling

For you

How big are you?

You're quite a hefty fellow

He is very good at grunting

He is also a big guy

Mmh I am in your mind, I know your mmmm thoughts

Mhm..Nootka

>Tribal tattoo
What the hell, Hardy.

His only good movie is the moonshine one. I might watch it tonight in honor of Mr. Pillow Biter

Beautiful

Mmmhmmm
Be very careful now
I have a use for you

youre looking fit

for you

that beard makes you look like you weren't a bitch

>you'll never look like tom hardy

kill me

Happy birthday FOR YOU

mods sticky this thread please

40 years old is a Big Birthday for anyone, not just for you

Tom Hardy shares his birthday with my dog. Nice.

>being this retarded

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He was very nice and outgoing when I met him on set

Story?

or perhaps he's wondering why someone would blow out the candles before making a wish

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Did he ever recieve this?

Idk

Nice dubs btw

Mmmmh Good Day

Not much of a story but I was an extra on Warrior in the scene where he fights the Mad Dog character in the gym. I was talking to his stand-in with a couple other extras and Tom came over and started joking with everybody right before he was about to roll. This was like in 2009 and he was still relatively unknown so I'm glad he blew up after that. Unrelated, Nick Nolte was playing guitar off to the side in between takes and was easily the worst guitar player I've ever heard.

Topkek

Leave Nolte alone the man only has like ten braincells still functioning

Bronson is only "good" in the sense that Clockwork Orange and Shining are "good". It's not good.

>Unrelated, Nick Nolte was playing guitar off to the side in between takes and was easily the worst guitar player I've ever heard.
that makes him so much cooler

does Hardy use his normal gay voice when he's not acting?

He wasn't staying in character between takes, so yeah.

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Ha, is that his Handsome Bob/Inception voice?

be very careful today

I had sex with him when 6 times he came to Nuneaton in the UK to get motorbike lessons from my uncle's place.

He's top and bottom. 6 inch cock, quite thick, small flat mole on it's tip, left side.

Yeah with his British accent

Thanks for making me laugh and forget about my crippling depression for a couple of seconds

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happy big day birthday man

It was only a few month ago, it was crazy as fuck. He's got some nasty pimples on his back though.

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Him and my uncle. Look up Tom Hardy Nuneaton and you'll see him and me too.

really damn good movie too

>you'll see him and me too.
Because I know what you look like.

I'm not pointing out my face exactly on Sup Forums you mong.

Someone tweet this to him

Y-you don't need to hide your handsome face from us, user-kun

Bane falls in love with a CIA Agent.

Unable to confess, he is gifted by a deus ex machina with the agent's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls him, and is overjoyed to find out that he has a crush on him as well.

He engages in banter with the government official when asked what happens if he takes off his mask. He says it would be very painful. The CIA agent says he's a big guy, then he answers, "FOR YOU."

Spurned by his lover, Bane investigates and finds out that the small guy he called is not the same person he fell in love with. In fact, he doesn't exist in this universe at all. He is the CIA man's alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with the MC's own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of his crush.

Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of PAIN.

Top kek
Literally made my day. Bless you, user.

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>mods start banning keit-ai on Sup Forums
>keit-ai shitposters can't do anything about it
>mods have always been banning baneposting on Sup Forums
>mods can't do anything about baneposting

git gud scrub

Already a thing.

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Downfall, and he falls in love
A boy falls in love with a girl

Turns on his phone, and dials
And nevermind the a-rea code

FINDS A WAY FINDS A WAY
Finds the nature of love

TYPE IT OUT TYPE IT OUT
Won't you spam with me?

FINDS A WAY FINDS A WAY
Finds the nature of love

TYPE IT OUT TYPE IT OUT
Won't you spam with me?

SHITPOSTING SHITPOSTING
Driving Sup Forums insane

FORCED DRAMA FORCED DRAMA
Is about to ensue

FINDS A WAY FINDS A WAY FINDS A WAY FINDS A WAY FINDS A WAY FINDS A WAY FINDS A WAY FINDS A WAY FINDS A WAY FINDS A WAY FINDS A WAY FINDS A WAY FINDS A WAY FINDS A WAY FINDS A WAY FINDS A WAY FINDS A WAY FINDS A WAY FINDS A WAY FINDS A WAY FINDS A WAY FINDS A WAY FINDS A WAY FINDS A WAY FINDS A WAY FINDS A WAY FINDS A WAY FINDS A WAY FINDS A WAY FINDS A WAY FINDS A WAY FINDS A WAY FINDS A WAY

youtube.com/watch?v=v_Oc7ny2RvE

mmmhmhmmm nootka > BANE

Guy status:

[_] Not big
[x] Big

Bane would wreck Delaney's shit 1v1

YOU FUCKING AMERICAN

m.imdb.com/chart/starmeter

>stays out of the public eye
>consistently one of the most popular men in the world

how does he do it boys?

mhmmm be veery careful now

this you?

there's an advert he does for Sky or something in a cafe, he uses the most ridiculous voice in it, it's incredibly annoying

Mmmhm